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Where in the balls is the bone zone

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gorbdawggybrent
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Where the fuh is the bone zone at Brighton im just hiking around like an idiot
Oct 15 2021 12:03PM
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keagan.karstens
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I’m going up today, I’ll lyk when I get there
Oct 15 2021 12:07PM
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DominatorJacques
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https://www.instagram.com/bonezonebrighton/?hl=en
"Located in the Explorer beginner area, the park features both natural and man-made features"

https://snowbrains.com/bone-zone-closed-brighton-resort-utah/

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2021/10/14/the-bone-zone-at-brighton-is-now-open/

Bla bla bla.
Oct 15 2021 12:10PM
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Mackaroni_space
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First be boned, then be zoned. Then the heavens will descend upon you and all will be revealed.
Oct 15 2021 12:11PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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I’ve hiked halfway up majestic lift 2 times now this is retarded
Oct 15 2021 12:53PM
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GrapeHunter
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you won't be able to see the portal unless you look thru the highback of a snowboard binding. gotta bring your board and shovel brah
Oct 15 2021 1:04PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Its only visible to the core eyes
Oct 15 2021 1:07PM
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pissnu_skis
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gorbdawggybrentI’ve hiked halfway up majestic lift 2 times now this is retarded


Sheesh
there’s a sign in the parking lot

**This post was edited on Oct 15th 2021 at 1:14:18pm
Oct 15 2021 1:13PM
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h3nry.
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gorbdawggybrentI’ve hiked halfway up majestic lift 2 times now this is retarded


You gotta go all the way up
Oct 15 2021 1:13PM
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GayWolf420
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you have to click your heels together and say "Vishnu Table Spliffs" three times and it'll appear.
Oct 15 2021 2:01PM
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Tannerhalscousin
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bone zone looks so dope I hope you find it. I wish we had something like that in the east coast (when weather permits)
Oct 15 2021 2:09PM
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junior1derful
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ask the locals in the alta parking lot
Oct 15 2021 2:43PM
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hoodratz47
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Right there. Duh
Oct 15 2021 2:54PM
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BeetleJuice
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Dude it's at Mt. Brighton, Michigan. You're in the wrong state
Oct 15 2021 3:57PM
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CharlzHub
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It only appears when you light a cigarette
Oct 15 2021 6:07PM
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,769
Found it
had to leave once we found it lol
try again tomorrow
Oct 15 2021 6:10PM
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isaacwrong
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CharlzHubIt only appears when you light a cigarette


must ride vishnus or jets too
Oct 16 2021 7:42AM
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Canis_lupus
Posts: 604 - Karma: 6,207
Lol
Oct 16 2021 12:14PM
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ski_salmon69
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So i looked up this boner zone place, I don’t see much skiing idk did it work for any of you guys???
Oct 16 2021 6:30PM
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a_burger
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bring a tuffy it will show you the way
Oct 16 2021 6:41PM
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hi_vis360
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a_burgerbring a tuffy it will show you the way


it's like a dowsing rod for coreness
Oct 16 2021 6:56PM
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DominatorJacques
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ski_salmon69So i looked up this boner zone place, I don’t see much skiing idk did it work for any of you guys???


What?


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Oct 16 2021 10:23PM
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AaronO.
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You need those special glasses from national treasure 1 to find it
Oct 16 2021 11:29PM
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sullivano*b
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Tannerhalscousinbone zone looks so dope I hope you find it. I wish we had something like that in the east coast (when weather permits)


wanna make that with me?
Oct 17 2021 11:22AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it
Oct 17 2021 11:30AM
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Dilldoes
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Ski patrol blew it up
Oct 17 2021 12:49PM
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MastePoleWhacker
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Top of great western, you just gotta hike homie
Oct 17 2021 9:40PM
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Denseclouds
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Dawg.. It's on the west side of the parking lot. Opposite site of majestic. Sheesh
Oct 18 2021 4:48PM
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Chrischi69
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Get high and try again
Oct 18 2021 7:24PM
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KaedenDelong
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TRVP_ANGELIts only visible to the core eyes


Dyin at this
Oct 29 2021 1:03AM
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oldmanski
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57 paces to the west of Chads Gap
Oct 29 2021 3:39AM
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skiP.E.I.
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This thread is what NS is for.
Oct 30 2021 10:28AM
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