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Epic socially awkward dude.

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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191


Check these threads out. Dude is redic. I nearly shit my pants.

Here's a list of his other threads, may be some more gems in there, haha.

Apr 8 2010 5:36PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
hahahahahahhaha that was great
Apr 8 2010 5:42PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
the masturbation set up he has is quite epic i must say
Apr 8 2010 5:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,123
First is a massive repost
Apr 8 2010 5:43PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
so many wins.
i'll read the rest later.
Apr 8 2010 5:44PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Hahahaha, I love the picture of the couch, then he gets closer and closer, zooming into the crevice between cushions, and I'm thinking, "surely not, he's not going too...yep, he fucked his couch." rofl
Apr 8 2010 5:47PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3663 - Karma: 1,955
FUCK YO COUCH
Apr 8 2010 5:52PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
hey repost didnt see you hanging out there
Apr 8 2010 5:57PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
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that was a real gem, that first one especially. Do weightlifters actually piss in bottles, or is this guy just fucked?
Apr 8 2010 9:17PM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
that second one was disturbing
Apr 8 2010 9:29PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
He is fucked and it was a confirmed troll. 
Apr 8 2010 9:35PM
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gnarrr
Posts: 823 - Karma: 12
using a lube is a good (and easy) way to enhance the realism of your fapping. I like to use lubes that are hypoallergenic, non-comodogenic, unscented (scented lotions contain irritants), and contain nutrients to help moisturize and nourish your skin. This way fapping isn't just a way to cum, it's also a good opportunity to take good care of your penis.
Apr 8 2010 9:42PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
Never hold in a sh!t.

Was it just me or did this kid sound mildly homosexual in his writing?
Apr 8 2010 9:43PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
That was so fucking wrong in many ways, my eyes have started to bleed.
Apr 8 2010 9:46PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Well that was shocking.
Apr 8 2010 9:48PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
both are great haha
Apr 8 2010 9:52PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
Shocking but i loled forever...
Apr 8 2010 9:54PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
fuck yo couch?
Apr 8 2010 9:56PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
haha look at that couch
Apr 8 2010 10:02PM
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wazawski
Posts: 756 - Karma: 159
those illustrations are so great hahah
Apr 8 2010 10:22PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
lololololol

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Apr 8 2010 10:28PM
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
first one was a repost but the second one, i died at the pictures zooming in on the little space between the couch cushions


dude fucked yo couch!!
Apr 8 2010 10:34PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
WHOA I looked at the name, then at the icon then at the name and then my brain exploded. Just thought I would let you know.

And those were sooo epic!
Apr 8 2010 10:46PM
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HIRO
Posts: 548 - Karma: 34
there's 0 way this is real
Apr 8 2010 11:48PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Fuck yo couch, indeed.
Apr 9 2010 12:32AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
you've never seen me around? or confused at the new name?

formerly obvious_TROLL
Apr 9 2010 12:46AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
pretty big repost
Apr 9 2010 12:50AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
brix have been shat..........

i could have gone my entire life without seeing his couch
Apr 9 2010 12:54AM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
The new name got me.
Apr 9 2010 2:02PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Bump for OhMyGosh
Apr 10 2010 10:56PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
good lord. the second one is hysterically pathetic
Apr 10 2010 11:41PM
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MAJORSteeze
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
Did he really just fuck a couch?
Apr 11 2010 10:10AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
holy crap haha. epic story
Apr 11 2010 1:04PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
dear lord that was disturbing
Apr 13 2010 12:08PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,123
Brings the term couch surfing to a whole new level
Jan 12 2012 3:19PM
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dragonlady
Posts: 34 - Karma: 16
Threads
Jan 12 2012 6:46PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
can we troll that site again??!?!
Jan 12 2012 6:52PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
Oh my gawsh, what a setup!
Jan 12 2012 6:53PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!!
Jan 12 2012 6:55PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
lolollolol fuckin BB teen misc..


Jan 12 2012 6:58PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
people like this exist?!
Jan 12 2012 7:03PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
I used to troll Bodybuliding.com pretty hard. here are a couple of my threads.


also facebook:

good for some lols, some of those threads are meh though
Jan 12 2012 7:07PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I have not laughed that hard in a while. Thank you sir.
Jan 12 2012 7:07PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
how did i miss this during that whole bb thing... was this before of after the angry nser?
Jan 12 2012 7:08PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
if he wrote a book on the art of fapping
i would buy it.

still he should probably get out more.
Jan 12 2012 7:13PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
not true. a kid at my school admitted to having sex with his couch. unfortunately he felt the need to tell my friend and i about it during class one day. he would stick dvd cases in the sides of his couch to make it "tighter", then bang a bag full of lotion. then he transferred after word spread about all the shit he had done (made out with his cousin, banged a solid 7, etc.)
Jan 12 2012 7:32PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Can we please fuck with them again???
Jan 12 2012 7:44PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i suggest that we infiltrate their silly forum some time soon.....
Jan 12 2012 7:46PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i suggest that we infiltrate their silly forum some time soon.....
Jan 12 2012 7:46PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i suggest that we infiltrate their silly forum some time soon.....
Jan 12 2012 7:46PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I ror'd at the NS vid! How long ago did you guys mess with them?
Jan 12 2012 7:57PM
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