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Ways to improve ice skating

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*TURBONERD*
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1. Afterbang: Duh
2. Better clothing: steezier and baggier for guys, similar for girls, but no fabric where the brown stuff is. Show some skin!
3. Better music: Even Ke$ha is better than boring classical music, and it could make for more exciting routines
4. Inverts: It's all about progression

any other ideas, ns?
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
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Not have it. So much politics and other garbage go into the judging of that it just makes it fucking stupid.
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Malcolm
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itd be sick if there were some ice jumps so they could do dubs
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nickyp
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Same in ski jumping. Instead of the telemark landing, they should straight bang it out, for extra style points
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nickyp
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And put a rail at the end of the run, for good measure
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Laurent.
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Philippe Candeloro was a pretty cool ice skater. With interesting routines.
He did all sorts of weird things which all got banned.
Like a backflip:

15 years ago
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neutralzombie
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you can't have music with lyrics in short programs silly.
15 years ago
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MatRich
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do some sort of hand draggs
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newschooler12345
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make little ice jumps dawgy dawg. or an ice half pipe lol, but the only thing is if you fell....so wear alot of protective paddingg
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DrZoidberg
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Grabs.
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THATS_STREET
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stop having it. dancing on ice is dumb. they should replace it with hunting bears on ice skates.
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MatRich
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but they do sweet nose grabs when they spin around on the ice!
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GreekAR6
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winner
15 years ago
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no_steeze
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the iron lotus
15 years ago
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teleTay
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this and have more skaters like Chazz Micheal Micheals
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Tasche
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The Olympics, unlike the xgames, is not about progression. That's why you see the same shit every year.
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grilledsteezeyo
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maybe give them some tall ts and ice rails/jumps and when the get a medal they'd HAVE to sag it
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jibvermont
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give them ski poles
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Broseph_Stalin
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tall tees and hoodies... yadidamean
15 years ago
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babujib
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@ 0:39, turn off your music. trust me.
15 years ago
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squibble
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lol

but i dont mind it, icedance is kinda whack cause no one falls. its actually pretty intense if you get into it (just like every other sport)

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Slinger1x1
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Parrish
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Take it off TV.
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.brian
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they should skate to one song and one song only, lady humps by the black eyed peas
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Goku
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but what's that mean?
15 years ago
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Zent33zy
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Goku
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i got the reference, i though i had the line right, i was wrong obviously
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b-kul
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there was this russian dude that was kind of cool. he got silver i think. he kind of had like a herky jerky thing going on.
15 years ago
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Moe-Monayyyy
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They should have "skater cross" same course and rules as skier cross, but on ice, with ice skates.
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sack
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http://www.redbull.com/cs/Satellite/en_INT/Event/Red-Bull-Crashed-Ice-021242789364275
15 years ago
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Shreddysaurus
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how bout they replace it with ice fighting. first blood wins and your skates are all you have
15 years ago
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Static
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barely frozen over, invisible, ice fishing holes
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Moe-Monayyyy
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Can you where them on your hands?
15 years ago
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jeremy.g
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i have always dreamed of someone doing a backflip on iceskates. that is so sick. now if they did it moving forwards gainer style
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Uncle.Badness
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That was ill.
15 years ago
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omnomnom
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the bitches should definitely quit wearing those damn leotards. we all know that they're sluts deep down inside. just let it out. its not like you're gona lose a medal for a nip slip..
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