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I AM RETARDED

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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Well here is my story:

I texted my friend. i did not know her phone is joined to her parents. she did not know it was me.
i sent several strange messages including
hello i hope a hippo dies in your basement and rots and smells really bad and that santa shits in your shoes
i also sent
and one video with swearing
do you have a pussy or a penis
now her father is going to file harraasment charges.
she said shed try to convince him not to
what should i do i already apoligized ans said i wouldnt text anymore.
Dec 6 2009 4:06PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
tell him you have a particular set of skills that make you a nightmare to people like them.
Dec 6 2009 4:08PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
such a great movie.


And to the OP, not to be a dick, but that's what happens when you act like a fool
Dec 6 2009 4:10PM
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[re]fusal
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
YES
Dec 6 2009 4:11PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
hahahahhahaah i did this some years ago. i sent
"Hello. U R a fucktard"
and i didnt realize her mom had the phone.
hahahaha good times i think i was like 10
Dec 6 2009 4:16PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
"do you have a pussy or a penis"

peace guys im outta here.
Dec 6 2009 4:19PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
hahahah yesssss
Dec 6 2009 4:21PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
whyd you ask her if she had a pussy or penis? lol
Dec 6 2009 4:22PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
who the hell says these things anyway?
Dec 6 2009 4:23PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
8 year olds who just found out how to text.
Dec 6 2009 4:24PM
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theblackrod
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Dec 6 2009 4:24PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
if you didnt send the pussy or penis one you'd probably be okay.
but youre probably fucked.



lol.


Dec 6 2009 4:25PM
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mauromj
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
does she have a pussy or a penis?
Dec 6 2009 4:27PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
tell her dad to get a fucken life.  you're just a teenage guy fucken around. 
Dec 6 2009 4:30PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
i dono she didnt say
Dec 6 2009 4:32PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
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Dec 6 2009 4:34PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
yeah you are
Dec 6 2009 4:37PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
one of the best replies in this whole forum
Dec 6 2009 5:15PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
It probably would've been worth it if the texts were funny.
Dec 6 2009 5:18PM
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thelittlebiggs
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10

Why did you do this in the first place?

Dec 6 2009 5:33PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
I wouldn't worry. the communication was between you and your friend. he was an unintended recipient. provided that the chick has no interest in harassment charges you should be fine.

its fucking crazy, if I sent you an email and your dad read it and felt harassed by it ... 1. he is a huge pussy 2. he is invading your privacy 3. he was not the intended recipient of the personal communication.

I have zero background in Law, I am just saying ...it sounds like the old man is talking a lot of talk.  and even if he did call the cops, I think it would look like a bit of a joke. he should probably get his own phone line if he doesn't want to get texts from punk kids .... wtf/
Dec 6 2009 5:46PM
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zuzanna
Posts: 52 - Karma: 20
hahahahahahah wow
Dec 6 2009 5:49PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
i was bored and she didnt know it was me
Dec 6 2009 6:25PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
just keep sending more messages like that
Dec 6 2009 6:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Dec 6 2009 6:28PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
haha, truly an epic movie
Dec 6 2009 6:44PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
never go full retard
Dec 6 2009 6:46PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Dude, unless they told you to stop and you still did it, they cant do shit. The cops can call and try to scare you, but they cant do shit. Dont sweat it, just ignore the father and play it cool with the friend.
Dec 6 2009 6:47PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
I know this because an ex of mine had my PS2 a few years ago and we broke up, she would not give it back. So I called her everyday and told her to fuck off. I got a phone call from the police just telling me to chill out and stop calling. I told them hey she has my PS2. They told her to give it back. HA. You have nothing to worry about.
Dec 6 2009 6:53PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You got cops involved.... over a PS2?
Dec 6 2009 6:55PM
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LMPJibbin
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Dec 6 2009 6:57PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
tell them your friend stole your phone and wrote those?
Dec 6 2009 6:57PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
one time i accidentally texted this kids mom saying "wasssup ya cunt" quoting unforgivable and i almost got screwed over so badly. apparently his dad wanted to fight me haha
Dec 6 2009 6:59PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
hahaha that movie was so epic
Dec 6 2009 7:04PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
wouldnt u be pissed if ur gf dmped you then stole ur ps2 all he did was call to try to get it back
Dec 6 2009 7:16PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
10 year olds have cell phones now?
Dec 6 2009 7:20PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
how old are you. be honest.
Dec 6 2009 7:21PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
you are retarded
Dec 6 2009 7:23PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
hey i though he was funnny
Dec 6 2009 7:24PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
what abusive parents link their child's cell phone to theirs?

that's cruel
Dec 6 2009 7:26PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
i was gonna try to give you some good input. but all im thinkin is you're fucked
Dec 6 2009 7:30PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
wtf....why would your gf want a ps2 anyways
Dec 6 2009 7:37PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Yeah, that's mad young, I got my first cellphone my freshman year of high school because I needed it for cross country meets.
Dec 6 2009 7:46PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
you should have said one of your friends stole your phone and sent the messages, that's what I do if I drunk text and something ignant is said and it works like a charm cuz bitchesssss know there's always foolishness and shit goin on when I drink
Dec 6 2009 7:47PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
No dude, she called the cops and said I would not stop calling her. Cops called me.
Dec 6 2009 7:53PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
She used it to watch dvd's. This was like five years ago.
Dec 6 2009 7:54PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Learn to read. " I got a phone call from the police just telling me to chill out and stop calling."
Dec 6 2009 7:55PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
learn to type. triple poster
Dec 6 2009 7:58PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
OMG, I posted three times in a row. Get over it.
Dec 6 2009 8:01PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
bully
Dec 6 2009 8:02PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You quoted the same person (me) twice in two separate posts. The guy has a point.
Dec 6 2009 8:03PM
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