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Ban All Noobs 09/10

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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
in light of rising noob levels i am hereby calling for the revival of the famed "Ban All Noobs" campaign we all remember (at least some of us) from years past. joining up is simple. place the "Ban All Noobs" slogan in your signature and vilify the new guy whenever possible.

this is not a hostile campaign, we merely seek to instill an understanding of the privilege of NS in the younger (join date wise) members of our community to bring about a new age in both the NSG and SG.

that is all.
Nov 23 2009 1:13PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
lol, its been a while

nothing against noobs though, just the ones here solely to start shit and piss everyone off
Nov 23 2009 1:15PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I was about to say that in april, I will have been on here for 5 years, and that I didn't think I was exactly in a position to be acting like one of the people who has been on here forever, then I saw that you joined almost a year after me, so I am totally down with this.
Nov 23 2009 1:17PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
noob and new member are two entirely different things to me. a rowdy shit talking pest is a noob. a guy who posts a thread in NSG saying "hey guys im new here!" is a new member.
Nov 23 2009 1:17PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
whats the guidelines for a noob
Nov 23 2009 1:19PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
the noob problem has gone on far too long without anyone attempting to keep them in check. thank you for spearheading this initiative wh@t.
Nov 23 2009 1:19PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
chea, i can't stand the people that make a thread the first day that they join just because they think its something cool to do, they need to learn to pay their dues and creep a lot longer
Nov 23 2009 1:19PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hey guys, i'm here!
Nov 23 2009 1:19PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
for the greater good.
Nov 23 2009 1:20PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
huzzah!
Nov 23 2009 1:20PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
the cut off is member number 100,000... sorry bro
Nov 23 2009 1:21PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i completely agree
Nov 23 2009 1:23PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
haha i am victorious
Nov 23 2009 1:24PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
hm, have you ever heard of youtube.com? the comments sections are quite entertaining. and you should be able to reach your facepalm quota in a matter of seconds as opposed to minutes spent in time scrolling through NS.
Nov 23 2009 1:26PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
ban all NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 23 2009 1:26PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
exactly
Nov 23 2009 1:27PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
ouch.

missed it by 10,000
Nov 23 2009 1:29PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
we attack at dawn?
Nov 23 2009 1:30PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
so I was looking at people's profiles from this thread to see their member numbers, and I have to ask you, is that you with the majestic mullet, or are you the guy in your old icon?
Nov 23 2009 1:31PM
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Lickmy9
Posts: 366 - Karma: 26
agreed
Nov 23 2009 1:31PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
guy in old icon=eheath
majestic mullet=myself
Nov 23 2009 1:33PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
agreed as well
Nov 23 2009 1:33PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
my friend you are far from a noob. in fact you are rather opposite. a sort of exemplar for our cause. youre the shit.
Nov 23 2009 1:36PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
well 10/10 for that mullet, they just don't make them like they used to.
Nov 23 2009 1:37PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
yes'm i do. thanks for the thizzlamic there. brings me back so many years. but yeah, you have good point.
Nov 23 2009 1:39PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
Posts: 2804 - Karma: -5
shut THE FUCK up N00B, i joined november of 2005, you joined may of 2006.


N0OOBOB0OB0OBBBBBB





















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Nov 23 2009 1:42PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137

I think we need a noob forum, strictly for questions like "what does bump mean" and "what are twin tips". Anyone with a sub-100 post count that posts anything stupid at all outside of the noob forum would be automatically banned.

I know, Im a relative noob, but still, trolling makes me sick

Nov 23 2009 1:42PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
if anybody would ever ask what twin tips are I think they should get the ban hammer instantly, clearly they would have joined for the wrong reason.
Nov 23 2009 1:45PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
meh don't get too excited, its from a year and a half ago shes long gone.
Nov 23 2009 1:46PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Truth. Obvious trolls are fucking obvious
Nov 23 2009 1:48PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9643 - Karma: 186
I propose DaringHarry be allowed to stay. He's hilariously retarded, not like the rest of these depressing retards.
Nov 23 2009 1:50PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
genius.

your idea is currently being discussed by the initiative. we are very interested to say the least.
Nov 23 2009 1:50PM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27
jeaaaaa. fuck the noobs, especially scott~__
Nov 23 2009 1:51PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
^you're aboot the same as me.
Nov 23 2009 1:53PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
But guys, I like them. They are new people who offer a new intelligent and insightful perspectives to the discussions on this forum.
Nov 23 2009 1:54PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
brilliant
Nov 23 2009 1:55PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
he will be allowed residence based on the fact that he seems to hold a legitimate tie to the skiing community and his posts are all in good fun.
Nov 23 2009 1:55PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
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^^^^Click
Nov 23 2009 1:55PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Damn, I meant that for SteezPowTrees.
Nov 23 2009 1:56PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137

what do you mean Im about the same as you?

Nov 23 2009 1:57PM
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Elden-JR
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10

i guess you would consider me a noob because i got my account two months ago

Nov 23 2009 1:59PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
yo dude why are you on arabians dick in every thread.
Nov 23 2009 2:01PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
are you here to pollute the site with fuckheaded posts filled with bullshit and topped with douchebaggery? if no, youre not a noob. youre just new here.
Nov 23 2009 2:02PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
agreed

Ban All Noobs 09/10
Nov 23 2009 2:05PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9643 - Karma: 186
Question for you:

Why AREN'T you on my dick right now?
Nov 23 2009 2:07PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
I fell some major hate vibes from this thread in the near future.
Nov 23 2009 2:07PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
he proposed something and im OP so i answered. hes a funny guy. i comment on what he says.
Nov 23 2009 2:07PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

haha, shit. doesnt sound very good coming from a moderator. arent you supposed to keep stuff like this from happening?

oh well,member #108962.goodbye. not quite fair

Nov 23 2009 2:20PM
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