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Okay NS this is a legitfucking thread helppp (cliffnotes;somethingwaslaced?)

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OhMyBosh
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Okay my bad in advance for making too many like high threads and shit ive been smoking way too much recently.
tonightiwent andblazedandsmoked allott and there was a bong and yeah. i started to feel weird... ill outline all the symptoms later...
so came back to rez and was freaking out and freaked out for a while... then i sat down and started writing all of my symptoms down... and os i started doing that and then it turned into house diagnosing me, and then i wrote like a whole fucking screenplay for a house episode complete with OC humour... and now im on NS to tell you all my symptoms to tell you what the fuck im tripping on...


SYMPTOMS:

1. crazy bouncing headache thing
2. hard to breath
3. head falling down
4. dry mouth, white saliva on tounge
5. fucking paranoid
6. very loud and fast heartbeat.
7. limbs shaking almost uncontrolably
8. dizzy
9. forgeting everything
10. inability to think coherently... couldnt finish a sentence.. i just forgot what i was thinking or going to say.
11. paranoia
12. freaking out
13.trying to figure out what it is
14. calm breaths seem too little... lull myself to feeling like im ok but when i breath deep its like ive been holding my breath the whole time.
15. fast breathing makes my head dizzy and boucing headache comes back... heart beat up.
16. big exhale makes everything better for a bit.
17. limbs shaking a lot
18. still forgetting things but trying to write.
19. i feel more creative and shit
20. see sorts of visual things going on with the words on the page
21. more creative?
22. yeah probably lots more ill get back to you.


basically, what the fuck do i do and what the fuck did i smoke and what should i expect?

i need someone to walk me through this so i dont fucking trip balls and die.





inb4 i dont fucking know. fuck you if you were going to say it though.
Nov 21 2009 12:38AM
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SteezyOhio
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sounds like somebodys just RIPPPPPPPED as shit
Nov 21 2009 12:40AM
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anxju
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youre an idiot. im blazed off my ass right now but at least i can control myself
Nov 21 2009 12:42AM
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OhMyBosh
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dude it was laced. my throat is like closing up and im seeing and hearing things... i have a hard time breathing or remembering to breath... you dont hallucinate on weed. i only smoked like 2 bowls also.
Nov 21 2009 12:44AM
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thedutchmayn
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so this is from smoking weed? yea..........................
Nov 21 2009 12:45AM
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SteezyOhio
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out of a bong.................
yea those are all symptoms that happen when you smoke, im ripped right now, but i control my self and didnt smoke bong either
Nov 21 2009 12:45AM
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LadySaGa
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just chilllllll it'll be over soon....this has happened to me before, its probably not laced, just shwaggy shit
Nov 21 2009 12:47AM
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KAS
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Would you stop using "inb4" all the damn time. You post it everywhere.
Nov 21 2009 12:48AM
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OhMyBosh
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i think its laced just because im legit hearing voices and seeing things and whatnot thats not there... and i mean, ive been way higher than i was tonight... this was something totally different.
i pretty much lost the ability to speak for a while because my brain was spazzing so much.
Nov 21 2009 12:48AM
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KAS
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To actually help, try looking outside anytime you start to feel weird, or sit outside.
Nov 21 2009 12:49AM
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yojimbo
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stop being such a pussy. it wasn't laced with shit. if you start to feel invincible and have the sudden urge to knock down a cement wall, then come back to us. until then, take a nap and you'll wake up feeling very tired. enjoy.
Nov 21 2009 12:51AM
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derbski
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1.- are you drunk as well AND
2.- how much sleep did you get last night? I used to trip sack when I got really stoned when I was tired as fuck
Anyways absolutely none of these "symptoms" point to laced weed. at all. enjoy your high
Nov 21 2009 12:51AM
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LadySaGa
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k well then your only other option is to go to the hospital, so they can all laugh at you.
Nov 21 2009 12:54AM
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shragler
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is typing on NS the antidote?

because you seem to be still completely legible?

by the way WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BEHIND YOU???

Nov 21 2009 12:54AM
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pmw
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lol it was laced?!!!!!

with just "symptoms" of a paranoid n00bish smoker and not other detail at all there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to believe you had laced cannabis
Nov 21 2009 12:57AM
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derbski
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Don't dismiss this outright as the work of some raving lunatic. There's some sense to this story, if you'll just hear me out...

Look, we all wonder if time travel is possible, right? Well, let me tell you something... it is. I'm from the future, actually. I know you probably don't believe that, but seriously, I'm from the future. It's a really great thing; getting to see the past, watching events unfold... stuff like that. We know more now than we ever would.

Behind all the fun, though, there's a more serious aspect. We aren't supposed to go in our own lifetime, and we are NEVER allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I'm breaking that rule right now. Yes, kid, you're talking to yourself. Your future self. I'm going to be executed for this, but you know what? I accept that. I'm preventing something by talking to you that is WORSE than death. I can't tell you outright what to do, because the filters would catch it. This is the closest I can get, trust me. I can, however, send a little message:

You should probably read the first word of every paragraph, now.
Nov 21 2009 12:59AM
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K2skipunk
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Describe what you are seeing.

Sounds like you just greened the fuck out though.
Nov 21 2009 1:00AM
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shragler
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MOFOING GENIUS^^^
Nov 21 2009 1:01AM
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pmw
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on a helpful note. stay hydrated, take a cool shower, take a nap. sounds like just a strong indica, and maybe youve just been smoking sativas until this
Nov 21 2009 1:03AM
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OhMyBosh
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DUDE FUCK YOU.

no.
serisouly though. im just scared with the whole, brain shutting down thing and i basically felt like i turned into a retard and couldnt think anymore... wtf is this shit.
Nov 21 2009 1:04AM
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1337
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inb4 ohmybosh realizes he switched his weed with his shrooms
Nov 21 2009 1:08AM
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Moisty_Goat
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shwagg my ass
Sounds like some fucking chronic your just ripped
Nov 21 2009 1:12AM
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UNREAL
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shit happens
Nov 21 2009 1:12AM
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Moisty_Goat
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Seriously and no offense, but the more I read this it sounds like you just got really high for your first time
Like you weren't inhaling properly or something
Cause seriously those are symptoms of someone who is just ripped but when you smoke alot you can control it
Nov 21 2009 1:13AM
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no_steeze
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i was feeling this way earlier today...hadn't smoked in a few months, got home on break from school, went to fucking town from about 4-12 pm
Nov 21 2009 1:14AM
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Moisty_Goat
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Oh and also I have experienced many of those symptoms while blazed but i dunno about all at once
I stand by what I said, sounds like some fucking chronic
Nov 21 2009 1:15AM
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Malcolm
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i feel like that sober
Nov 21 2009 1:17AM
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no_steeze
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yea i think you just smoked a lot of really good weed
Nov 21 2009 1:19AM
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geteducated
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play a video game or go to sleep.
Nov 21 2009 1:25AM
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anxju
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its all the weed... like i said, youre an idiot who cant control himself when he gets high... just look at your "art" thread
Nov 21 2009 1:26AM
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Mr.Panda
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Turned into one? So you went from half-retard to full-retard?

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"Never go full retard."
Nov 21 2009 1:26AM
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OhMyBosh
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i guess i walked right into that one,..


the only reason i think its laced is the total fucking brain shutdown thing that happened just after i smoked it.
Nov 21 2009 1:28AM
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Mr.Panda
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I should have had this with my original post. Curse you NS for not being like Sherdog with an edit button.
Nov 21 2009 1:29AM
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meth_time
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so much hate
Nov 21 2009 1:35AM
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shragler
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Nov 21 2009 1:39AM
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hartig
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how much did your weed cost? thats a pretty tell-tale sign to see if its laced.
Nov 21 2009 2:07AM
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shibby
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You just got really grilled dude. I'm sure it's happened to most of us, though not necessarily to that extent.
Nov 21 2009 2:17AM
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jorb.co
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you make too many threads
Nov 21 2009 2:18AM
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gnarshrelpt
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any of these symptoms and more can pop up when you just smoked.
you are just high nothing else to it
Nov 21 2009 2:22AM
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DYFI
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Because dealers advertise their weed as laced?  That make's no sense, no weed is going to cost more if it's laced considering no dealer in their right mind would waste good product on some bud, it's not good for revenue.


Anyways, chill out, you're high, good stuff.
Nov 21 2009 2:25AM
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pmw
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pretending what you just said made sense, that had no relevance to anything
Nov 21 2009 2:41AM
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MitchPee
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Everybody got secrets

I didn't know you liked to get wet though

Nov 21 2009 3:08AM
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[Toby]
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You are an idiot.

And only high on cannabis.
Nov 21 2009 3:46AM
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Gstrong
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i would guess crack
Nov 21 2009 4:16AM
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moonofendor
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its prolly laced with acid...not. but thats a different story.
i'm guessing if anything either you're
a. ripped as shit.
b. the weed had something else in it.

and i'm gonna go with a combo of a and b.
nowadays weed isn't just the plant. people will lace it with other shit (pcp, coke, opium) to get you higher, or to say that it's some dank ass shit.
won't even lie, this shit sounds like the bud i smoked last year. i later found out that it was laced with pcp, but i'm fine.
just sleep it off and you'll be normalish tomorrow.
Nov 21 2009 4:30AM
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Spacekroft
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i like it, hope your just ripped as shit. if you want to know if it was laced take a home drug test it should tell you what is in your system.
Nov 21 2009 5:01AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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hahahah I didn't realize you made so many gay threads until I checked just now. I wouldn't expect it from you considering how you act in everyone else's threads.

As for this one, change your tampon you fucking pussy. Its just weed, nobody laced it.
Nov 21 2009 5:09AM
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Mr.Panda
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"BUT HE WENT FULL RETARD!!!!"
Nov 21 2009 5:11AM
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Benedetto.
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junior high is fun isn't it? i remember those days..
Nov 21 2009 7:10AM
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idontactuallyski
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i read all your symptoms in a british accent and then i lol'd.
Nov 21 2009 9:25AM
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.travis.
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You got too high man, that's all. I've felt just like that a couple of times. All it is, is that you are high and thinking too much. The more you tell yourself something is wrong the worse it gets. Kinda like when doing shrooms, if you go into it with the mindset that you are going to have a bad trip, you probably will. If it happens again, sit down, tell yourself you are freaking out for no reason and you will eventually relax and start to enjoy yourself.
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