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Lets make a parody

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Sufferboy
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lets remix im on a boat to im on a slope

this is where i am at


Awwshit, get your ski’s ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the pipe hit the fucking rail (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking coats
We riding this, let's go

I'm on a slope (I'm on a slope)
I'm on a slope
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm jibbin on the slope
I'm on a slope
I'm on a slope
Take a good hard ride on the motherfucking slope

I'm on a slope motherfucker take a look at me
Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc
Busting five corked, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a slope

Take a vid, trick (trick)
I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)
We drinking monster,
Cause it's so sick
I got my tall tee
And my steezey bindings
I'm flipping of jumps, you at bk
Straight flipping burgers

I'm riding on armadas , doing flips and shit
These ski’s are spinning , getting everybody all stoked
But this ain't NS, this is real as it gets
I'm on a slope, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
Jun 23 2009 1:22AM
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TheButterHashira
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I was thinking for an edit next year I could imitate jay from clerks 2 imitating buffalo bill from silence of the lambs. I would have that song and put on some chapstick.
Jun 23 2009 1:23AM
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14.
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gay
Jun 23 2009 1:24AM
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Sufferboy
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i know thats why im asking for help.

why dont you go make up another story about doing a girl at your 7th grade dance or something
Jun 23 2009 1:26AM
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14.
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why dont you read the actual thread before you talk?
whatever, all your doing is taking an already annoying song and making it even more homosexual

im not chirpin all im saying is good luck and have fun
Jun 23 2009 1:28AM
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Sufferboy
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I did read your thread you muff dived some chick that you liked at a party, and were high. you are just being a dick to everyone tonight. your acting like i did on NS when i was 15 i got banned for 2 months .
Jun 23 2009 1:31AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
cool, im just pissed about something
i apoligize im being a dick
Jun 23 2009 1:38AM
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Turner.
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ladies please.
I like the Idea though
Jun 23 2009 1:43AM
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polso
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change

We drinking monster

to

We drinkin red bull

my 2c

Jun 23 2009 6:40AM
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*steeze_is_good
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Instead of flips and shit, flips and spins haha
Jun 23 2009 7:39AM
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m@tty
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Awwshit, get your ski’s ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the pipe, don't hit the mofucking deck (shorty, yeah)
And close your damn coats
We riding this, let's go

I'm on a slope (I'm on a slope)
I'm on a slope
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm jibbin on the slope
I'm on a slope
I'm on a slope
Charge a nice steep line on the motherfucking slope

I'm on a slope motherfucker take a look at me
Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc
Busting five corked, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a slope

Take a vid, trick (trick)
I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)
We drinking monster energy,
Cause it's so sick
I got my tall tee
And my full tilts
I'm flipping of jumps, you at home
Sewing quilts

I'm riding on armadas , doing flips and spins
Hitting tables swicth fucken octo grabin' to win
But this ain't NS, this is real as it gets
I'm on a slope, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
[T-Pain`s verse]
Never thought I'd be on the slopes
It's a white n' fluffly powdery road
Chris Turpin, trick tip meeeeeee
oh ooo oh ooo ohhhhhhhh
Yeah I'd never thought I'd see the day
When I'd ski the summer away
Believe me when I say
Camp fucked my bank cred
[Chorus again]

Jun 23 2009 8:43AM
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@skiinmitch
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hahahaha
Jun 23 2009 12:57PM
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Omega2227
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Awwshit, get your ski’s ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody on the mountain hit the fuckin park (shorty, yeah)
And sag you're mother fuckin goggles
We riding this, let's go

I'm on a slope (I'm on a slope)
I'm on a slope
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm jibbin on the slope
I'm on a slope
I'm on a slope
Charge a nice steep line on the motherfucking slope

I'm on a slope motherfucker take a look at me
Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc
Busting five corked, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a slope

Take a vid, trick (trick)
I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)
We drinking monster energy,
Cause it's so sick
I got my tall tee
And my full tilts
I'm flipping of jumps, you at home
Sewing quilts

I'm riding on armadas , doing flips and spins
Hitting tables swicth fucken octo grabin' to win
But this ain't NS, this is real as it gets
I'm on a slope, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a Slope and
I'm going fast and
I got a dope crocheted hoodie that I made man
I'm the king of the world on the slope like Simon
If you're a gaper, then you're sure not me oh
Get the fuck up, this slope is real.

Fuck sand I'm on snow mother fucker
Fuck cars I ride lifts mother fucker
I'm in the park with my boys mother fucker
Chick be screamin my name mother fucker

Hey ma if you can see me now
Deep in Alaska searchin for some pow
Gonna find my way to Chad's Gap some how
Like Colby James West, My Friend's A PRO

[T-Pain`s verse]
Never thought I'd be on the slopes
It's a white n' fluffly powdery road
Chris Turpin, trick tip meeeeeee
oh ooo oh ooo ohhhhhhhh
Yeah I'd never thought I'd see the day
When I'd ski the summer away
Believe me when I say
Camp fucked my bank cred
[Chorus again]

Best I could think of
Could be better though
Jun 23 2009 1:51PM
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KellyK
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like
Jun 23 2009 2:10PM
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deleted5
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Take a vid, trick (trick)
I'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)
We drinking red bull,
Cause it's so sick (sick)
I got my tall tee
and my steezey bindings
I'm flipping off jibbers,
you at bk Straight flipping burgers.
Jun 23 2009 2:36PM
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deleted5
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win ++++ karma for you
Jun 23 2009 2:38PM
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Slinger1x1
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starting a new one, its called "stiches ain't shit"

Stiches ain't shit...
Stiches ain't shit...
Stiches ain't shit but failin tricks
tighten your screws and duct tape your shit
Clear the fuckin jump cuz here I come
And i just keep spinnin and winnin till the next run.
I used to know a bitch named Tanner Hall
He was the cockiest motherfucker of 'em all
He ain't even as good as a skier from the north east
but he talks like a niggah from a Louisiana beach

That mofo challenged me and it was on
spinnin 12's and corks all night long
As long as his pussy ass spins were flat
Tanner couldn't touch me, my steeze was phat



and thats how i beat shaq

someone else finish that ^^^?
Jun 23 2009 3:08PM
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LAME.
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thats pretty sick so far but instead of

"Straight spinnin on a slope in the slc"

it should be  "Flat spinnin on a slope in the slc".

but ya pretty legit.

Jun 23 2009 3:48PM
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Aaaron.
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i wrote "my friends a pro" to that song, and it pwnt symms and wests version. 
let me grab it from word.
Jun 23 2009 3:53PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
thats dope. a bunch of us should make a video with different shots and put them togeather. that would be cool
Jun 23 2009 3:54PM
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Totes_Magotes
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here's my compilation of all the best lines. to make a complete song.. (so far)

Awwww, shit. Get you're skis ready cause it's about to go down (shorty, jea)

Everybody in the pipe, don't hit the mofuckin deck

And sag your muthafuckin goggles

We ridin' this, let's go

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

everybody look at me, i'm jibbin on a slope

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

double cork twelve, on a mother fuckin slope

i'm on a slope, fuckin gapers, take a look at me.

flat spinnin, made a kicker, in the backcountry

bustin five corked, wind whippin at my coat

you can't cut off me muthafucka, cause i'm on a slope

take a vid, trick (trick)

i'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)

we drinkin monster energy,

cause it's so sick

i got my 4xl Tee

and my full tilts

i'm flippin off jumps, you at home

sewing quilts

i'm riding on armadas doing flips and spins

triple kink rail, or octo-grabbin' to win

but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets

i'm on a slope mothafucka, don't you ever forget!

I'm on a Slope and

I'm going fast and

I got a dope crocheted hoodie that I made man

I'm the king of the world on the slope like Simon

you just a gaper on blades, you fo sho not me oh


Get the fuck up, this slope is real.

Fuck sand, i'm on the snow mutha fucka

Fuck carrs and bikes, i ride the lifts mutha fucka

i'm in Breck, with my bros mutha fucka

Beezy's all screamin my name, mutha fucka

Hey man if you can see me now

Deep in Alaska searchin for some pow

Gonna find my way to Chad's Gap some how

Like Colby James West, My Friend's A PRO (

Jun 23 2009 4:45PM
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Totes_Magotes
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For Reference

Jun 24 2009 12:23AM
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EasyEast
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this actually has some possibilities
Jun 24 2009 12:41AM
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Deletedtoday
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cork spinnign in the slc
Jun 24 2009 12:43AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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Awwww, shit. Get you're skis ready cause it's about to go down (shorty, jea)

Everybody in the pipe, don't hit the mofuckin deck

And sag your muthafuckin goggles

We ridin' this, let's go

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

everybody look at me, cuz i'm jibbin on a slope

i'm on a slope!

i'm on a slope!

double cork twelve, on a mother fuckin slope

i'm on a slope, fuckin gapers, take a look at me.

flat spinnin, made a kicker, in the backcountry

bustin five corked, wind whippin at my coat

you can't pwn me muthafucka, cause i'm on a slope

take a vid, trick (trick)

i'm on a slope, bitch (bitch)

we drinkin monster energy,

cause it's so sick

i got my tall Tee

and my full tilts

i'm flippin off jumps, you at home

just sewing quilts

i'm riding on armadas doing flips and spins

triple kink rail, or octo-grabbin' to win

but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets

i'm on a slope mothafucka, don't you ever forget!

I'm on a Slope and

I'm going fast and

I got a dope crocheted beanie that I made man

I'm the king of the world on the slope like T Wall

If you not afterbangin, then you sure not me ahh
Get the fuck up, this slope is real.

Fuck sand, i'm on the snow mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

Fuck carrs and bikes, i ride the lifts mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

i'm in Breck, with my bros mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

Beezy's all screamin my name, mutha fucka (mutha fucka)

Hey man if you can see me now

Deep in A K searchin for some pow

Gonna find my way to Chad's Gap some how

Like Colby James West, My Friend's A PRO (WOW!)

Jun 24 2009 1:04AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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You should change 'but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets'

To 'but this aint gnarshmallow, this is as real as it gets'
Jun 24 2009 8:34AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Ok scrap that. but this aint NS, this is as real as it gets

To but this aint Gnarshmallow, this as real as it gets

Dub post
Jun 24 2009 8:35AM
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Fayeee
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someone make a recording please of themselves doing it haha
Jun 24 2009 9:48AM
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O.D.S.P.
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this is gana be sick when some1 makes it

there are so many good ideas

Jun 24 2009 10:05AM
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Totes_Magotes
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i'd say change beanie back to hoodie..

and to add the ending that didn't work the first time

[T pain}

Never thought i'd be on a slope

it's a white and fluffy powdery knull

T-WALL, pass the pretzel's pleeeaassee.

ohh, ooo, ohh, ooo, ooooooooo

Yeah I'd never thought I'd see the day
When I'd ski the summer away

Believe me when I say

Camp fucked my bank cred

Jun 25 2009 2:29AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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can one crochet a hoodie?
Jun 25 2009 2:34AM
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Joshua.
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i wrote a whole parody of it called "im from the boat". i live in steamboat springs, CO and were filming it all hd next winter. ull see it, and trust me its gonna be great
Jun 25 2009 3:02AM
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LAME.
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HaHaha i can see this coming toghether and being the next new thing!!!
Jun 25 2009 3:27PM
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panojibber
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Somebody should make an edit of themself rapping this while skiing hahaha, with clips to suit the lyrics.
Jun 25 2009 4:04PM
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Totes_Magotes
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don't give this up yet

Jul 17 2009 5:04PM
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SkiAlyeska
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haha, this is pretty good. i think if you took the best lines out of all the ones everyones coming up with you could have some awesome shit. then you just have to make a baller music video!
Jul 17 2009 7:20PM
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Slinger1x1
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finally, someone acknowledges my masterpeice
Jul 17 2009 7:29PM
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youknomysteeze
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That is prime
Jul 17 2009 8:17PM
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.Roockley.
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someone really needs to get on with this now, some boarders have brought out their version


the toolbar isnt working but the video is here: http://video.mpora.com/watch/IcvRL72bf/hd/

and embed
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Apr 28 2010 1:37PM
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An10a_Eng
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the best advice i can give you is to stop now. because its not just what you wrote that sucks, its the whole idea. and for the record i dont need to make up stories about my seventh grade dance because it was awesome to begin with
Apr 28 2010 1:40PM
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.Roockley.
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summer project anyone?
Jul 14 2010 7:50PM
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KC_Hoffwoman
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haha im goin to windells for 2 sessions on friday and id totally make this with a bunch of footage from that lol

but i think the guy who started the thread should make a vid cuz it was his idea
Jul 14 2010 8:10PM
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ECB
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Awwshit, get your ass ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the room hit the fucking floor (shorty, yeah)
I'm going to choose a rape victim
I'm leaving now, let's go (bitch)

I'm in my room (I'm in my room)
I'm in my room
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm raping this drunk girl
I'm in my room
I'm in my room
Bitch, pull down your pants I'm inserting my penis

I'm raping this girl, don't take a look at me
Call the cops I kill you
Busting my load all over her face
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm horny

Take a vid, you die
Take a vid, you die
Take a vid, you die
Take a vid, you die
Take a vid, you die
Take a vid, you die
Take a vid, you die
Take a vid, you die
Jul 14 2010 8:57PM
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k-dizzle
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Change it too i'm drinking PBR or something along those lines.
Jul 14 2010 9:54PM
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