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I found my new favorite quote!

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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
"The idea is to get people to sleep with you and want to continue wasting their time with you for as long as possible."

HAH!

whats yers?!
May 21 2009 1:03PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” -Ronald Wilson Reagan.
May 21 2009 1:13PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
haha Thank you sir for making me LOL

"The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun."

I'm not quite sure who wrote that, but I love it.
May 21 2009 1:37PM
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mathteam
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"have you ever heard of delusions of grandeur?"
"yes, i believe i coined the term"
May 21 2009 1:41PM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

To bad its horribly misused by a lot of r-tards.
May 21 2009 2:02PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
George S. Patton

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
Milton Friedman

The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither. The society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both.
May 21 2009 2:12PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,100

"Life is like a train. It's bearing down on you and guess what? It's going to hit you. So you can either start running when it's far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and just watch it come."

I have a ton of favorites but Ill just post this one

May 21 2009 2:15PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
May 21 2009 2:18PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
"If the girls on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity."
May 21 2009 2:23PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,100
reppin my favorite movie... Hell yeah for Knocked Up
May 21 2009 2:25PM
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Big_Spence
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Definitely in the top 3 movies of the century.
May 21 2009 2:28PM
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
"To quote the clash, should I stay or should i rock the casbah?"
May 21 2009 2:28PM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
not my favorite ever but heard this monday in the hotel lobby at 330am... "hello fire department. our fire alarm is going off and i dont know why."
May 21 2009 2:48PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55

"I have alzheimer's."

"Well look on the bright side. At least you meet knew people every day!"

May 21 2009 2:56PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
"Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica."
                   - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)
May 21 2009 3:24PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
May 21 2009 3:28PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
what a shitty movie that is
May 21 2009 3:32PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
That;s from Waiting. Mine's "Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow" by Mark Twain.
May 21 2009 3:35PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
great quote from a very intriguing person
May 21 2009 3:37PM
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The_Future
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 607

“Nothing was, nothing will be; everything is, everything has existence and is present”

Quote from the book Siddhartha... great book.

May 21 2009 3:58PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."  (Harold Whitman)
May 21 2009 4:02PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
"Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it."
May 21 2009 4:12PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,752
"these next 15 seconds i'll just have to be on it, feel it, and let er buck" -tanner hall
May 21 2009 4:16PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 11,892
"don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive"
- The man himself, Warren Miller
May 21 2009 4:17PM
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mr.rise
Posts: 383 - Karma: 15
"To be or not to be, that is the question" - Shakespeare
May 21 2009 4:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
"You can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning..."


May 21 2009 4:21PM
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Tablespoon
Posts: 923 - Karma: 14
"There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it's not a train"
May 21 2009 4:25PM
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Ski_Midwest
Posts: 551 - Karma: 10
"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do."
May 21 2009 4:36PM
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Pernille
Posts: 127 - Karma: 61

WordsI live by:

Will  you regret trying it, or regret that you never took the you chance?

May 21 2009 4:36PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
if i wouldnt get banned, id post a picture of the goat, now go eat some meat

ill think of some, but for now i gotta peace
May 21 2009 4:37PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
lol wut?
May 21 2009 4:37PM
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Ickis
Posts: 376 - Karma: 119
this ^ is my new favorite.
May 21 2009 4:38PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20

"Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings — always darker, emptier, simpler. "

"Man shall not be free until the last king is strangled by the entrails of the last priest"

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it”

May 21 2009 4:39PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
"i love you... i think you're a great girl.... but you have clothes like a fuckin dickhead"

Kenny Powers.
May 21 2009 4:44PM
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Pernille
Posts: 127 - Karma: 61

hahahaha.. wtf.. I think something is wrong with my computer. what i meant to say was

Words I live by;

Will you regret trying it, or regret that you never took the chance?

hope it came out right this time.

May 21 2009 4:44PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
"Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted time"
-John Lennon, I think
May 21 2009 7:34PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand

-Kurt Vonnegut
May 21 2009 7:36PM
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_steffen_
Posts: 903 - Karma: 124
"i fthe bitch gets an attitude, drop it like its hot" -Snoop Dogg
May 21 2009 7:40PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

"Good better best, never let it rest, til your good is better, and your better is your best."

" If you never get what you hope for, hope for what you don't want."

And yeah, this long one...

“People love you the most for the things that you hate and hate you for loving the things you can’t keep straight. People judge you on a curve and tell you you’re getting what you deserve. Children cannot learn when children cannot eat, stack them like lumber when children cannot sleep. Children dream of wishing wells and waters that quench all the fires of hell. We say we’re just trying to stay alive but it looks so much more like a way to die. There is a time for peace and a time for war, a time to forgive and a time to settle the score. I don’t know the suffering of people outside my front door. I join the oppressors of those I chose to ignore. I’m trading comfort for human life and that’s not just murder, its suicide. And this, too, shall be made right.” –This too shall be made right, Derek Webb-

May 21 2009 7:41PM
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jayo.
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Damn! I was just about to post that

Here's a few other good quotes of his:

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."

"I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you can see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."
May 21 2009 7:46PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
two good ones from the beasties

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream."

"I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast."
May 21 2009 7:47PM
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ScottRhind
Posts: 92 - Karma: 39
“He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”

God i love Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
May 21 2009 7:48PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.
May 21 2009 7:49PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

not really a quote, but its what i live by.

impossible is nothing.............ADIDAS

May 21 2009 7:55PM
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coop-son
Posts: 783 - Karma: 28

"If there's anything worth trying, just do it! dont be such a pussy"-Travis Pastranas dad

"I'm not in a slump, I just aint hitting" -Yogi berra

May 21 2009 8:03PM
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Mr.BOYD
Posts: 215 - Karma: 57
If im not high, im not hungry
May 25 2009 12:18AM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
"lifes just a race to death , and im running"
May 25 2009 12:20AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
so it goes
May 25 2009 12:47AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
stole mine haha. love that quote and movie and book.
May 25 2009 1:00AM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
-Eric Foreman    That 70's show
May 25 2009 1:03AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
"i wouldn't recommend sex,drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

-Hunter S. Thompson
May 25 2009 1:14AM
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