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What are the cheapest bottle of alcohol that come in handle size or bigger??

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wordzofwizdum
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I'm broke and like to drink, but am under age so i can't go in the store to view the selection.

and shoutouts for your cheap booz, and it's price ish???!!!!!!!!!!!!

porfavor

Apr 10 2009 12:37AM
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jayo.
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rubbing alcohol
Apr 10 2009 12:38AM
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skierdudeguy
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we have vodka here called HRD. $7 a handle
Apr 10 2009 12:39AM
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wnab21
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Captain Morgan
Apr 10 2009 12:41AM
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nkinsman10
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hood rat drank
Apr 10 2009 12:41AM
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pho[tog]rapher
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bahahahahahha i just laughed soo hard ahaha

popov, isn't that mad cheap? I dunno dude. I swear the cheaper it is, the sicker I get... I stay away.
Apr 10 2009 12:44AM
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uni-corn
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Ya, any gas station Vodka is gonna be under $10/handle
Apr 10 2009 12:44AM
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El_Barto.
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stay away from HRD, that shit is garbage and made for stupid highschoolers who dont know any better
Apr 10 2009 12:45AM
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wordzofwizdum
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I'm a pro. i know the difference between cheap and creep. been sipn ery night since 14.
Apr 10 2009 12:47AM
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Peter.
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then why are you asking us to help you find cheap drinks? EPIC hypocritical statement right there
Apr 10 2009 12:52AM
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DYFI
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Good ol' fuckin' Crystal Palace.  *pukes*
Apr 10 2009 12:52AM
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skierdudeguy
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yeah clearly not if you are asking us what cheap booze is. i could believe that if you were asking about the $80 a fifth range, but no one drinks good booze for years and upgrades to cheap stuff
Apr 10 2009 12:54AM
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jayo.
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well are you still 14 by any chance?
because otherwise you should already know the answer to your original question and you made this thread simply to brag
Apr 10 2009 12:55AM
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wordzofwizdum
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well pussies, i been drinkn skol/mcCormicks vodka, coral bay rum, ten high, seagrums and so on all under 14 dolars where i live, just seein if anyone drinks anything cheaper and is stiill good eh. drunk as of now on the BAY
Apr 10 2009 1:11AM
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WhiteBurd
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mouth wash
Apr 10 2009 1:12AM
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Jordan
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Pound that Listerine haha.
Apr 10 2009 1:14AM
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wordzofwizdum
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yo fags, give me some str8 answers
Apr 10 2009 1:27AM
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Slinger1x1
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vodka is vodka to me. something with a high alcohol content does the job for me. i can't see why people would pay a lot for alcohol, i see no advantage, but then again, i hate the taste of alcohol
Apr 10 2009 1:33AM
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dave44
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OMGZ! YOU ARE SO HARD! I WANNA BE JUSt LIKE YOU!
Apr 10 2009 1:40AM
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wordzofwizdum
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ur bitch ass don't got the skill foo. u gotta train for like 600 days of non stop drinkn.... then u can talk t ome
Apr 10 2009 1:41AM
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wordzofwizdum
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give me reason to live
Apr 10 2009 1:54AM
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lloyd_christmas
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i've never seen a useful post out of you.  like ever.  how your karma is above, like, 10 is beyond me.  just get out.
Apr 10 2009 1:58AM
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wordzofwizdum
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^cuz i posted the doepest ic of mckonekdy u ever seen foo asssa gnigaa understood.
Apr 10 2009 1:59AM
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hartig
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impossible to do, sorry
Apr 10 2009 2:02AM
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japanada
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A handle of Skol vodka is only 6.99 here in milwaukee. Its real shitty though, brings me back to my freshman days. The cheapest vodka that is even remotly decent is burnets citrus, its only 10.50 for a handle.
Apr 10 2009 2:13AM
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Slinger1x1
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probably just kill yourself... much better reasons to do that
Apr 10 2009 2:19AM
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.AR6rider
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lysol
Apr 10 2009 2:27AM
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Kajex
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yanno i heard if you mix draino with cheap vodka it actually dilutes the alcohol and makes it taste better, with the same effects... i suggest you try it sometime, preferably soon.
Apr 10 2009 4:44AM
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eheath
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Not cheap at all, its like 25-30 a handle.


Get rothchild or nikoli vodka, like 10-14 a handle.
Apr 10 2009 4:46AM
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Kajex
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26.99 to be exact, if you happen to be in northern new jersey... but for cheapness sake... popov, or majoraska ( they make grape shitty vodka now too ).
Apr 10 2009 4:52AM
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jayo.
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so you can continue being a badass that brags to people on the internet about how much he drinks
Apr 10 2009 9:29AM
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philipc
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LTD whiskey is 13 a handle.. it goes down a little easier than cheap vodka
Apr 10 2009 9:32AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ahh you have so much to learn.
Apr 10 2009 9:34AM
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montageskier
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Calico Jack rum 1899 for a handle.
Apr 10 2009 9:45AM
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cab509
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For some reason I think I could probably drink you under the table.


but anyways

for cheap drinks
Vodka - Svedka (I don't like Vodka that much at ll so I don't buy the really cheap sh!t)
Rum - Lady Beigh
Whiskey - Rich and Rare, Canadian Mist, Canadian Club
tequila -Montezuma's and screw your life up, I personally don't often go below Jose because I like my     
             tequila too.
Gin - New Amsterdam
Apr 10 2009 9:57AM
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laurence^
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yo there some shit vodka like popoff or some shit you can buy in a supermarket for fucking cheap but dont blame me when you wake up wanting to end your life
Apr 10 2009 9:59AM
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Bill.
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I hate living in Canada!
In Ontario a handle of Captain Morgans is 56.95
The Cheapest Vodka is 51.20 a handle
Apr 10 2009 10:29AM
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Willard
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man your liver must be stoked
Apr 10 2009 10:33AM
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soulskier
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if you drink enough drain-o, i hear it gives you a huge buzz
Apr 10 2009 10:39AM
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ParkE
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hahahah nice. really nice.

hopefully he does

Apr 10 2009 10:48AM
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*Nickdel*
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this statment makes it sound like your still 14 you tool
Apr 10 2009 10:51AM
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Luc.
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call me a newb...but what in the fuck is a handle?? u mean a mickey?

i usually hook up alberta premium whiskey for $12.55
Apr 10 2009 10:53AM
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whitewater413
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admiral nelson
Apr 10 2009 10:54AM
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Loges
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1.75 liter
Apr 10 2009 11:02AM
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grams.
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ugh just look at the name of that drink makes me want to puke. ^thats probably the cheapest stuff or just some good ol vanilla fleischmans (sp?) and your set.
Apr 10 2009 11:06AM
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ace_
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5-0 hahaha
Apr 10 2009 11:09AM
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*Fujative*
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ew.
I love absolut. It isnt that expensive here (20ish, Detroit) and it is yummy.
Apr 10 2009 12:47PM
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[MEGAMO]
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enjoy your hangover
Apr 10 2009 1:02PM
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brennanmidwest
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HAWKEYE VODKA
Apr 10 2009 3:54PM
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JeremyClarkson
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colt 45

and two zig zags

Apr 10 2009 4:02PM
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deezy.
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listen to old english by the game
then go drink a 40 of old english
Apr 10 2009 4:10PM
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