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I was bored this morning...

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Moonlight
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and wanted to post this and get laughed at...

Well I’m not black or gangster

Can’t wear LRG or Jordan’s

Man I’m just a white kid

Living in Florence

 

Not coming the streets

I don’t know what you mean

Not raised on welfare

I’m just living the dream

 

You rap about rough times

How you barely get by

The worst I got it

Where to get high

 

You rob stores with gats

Always strongly packed

I just walk around loosely

And steal from TJ Maxx

 

I can’t relate to you

Or any of your lifestyle

You best friends name is Rashard

And mine is Kyle

 

I go to High School

A private one at that

You dropped out as a sophomore

To sell dimes and some crack

 

Your dicks 12 inches long

Mines about 3

What do we have in common?

Besides hair and some teeth

 

Like I said I’m just a white kid

Who likes to write poetry

I’m not hating on you

Just don’t shoot at me

 

I have Eminem on my side

And maybe Lil Whyte

You have Wayne and Nelly

And Cudi with Day n Nite

 

I’m kind of scared now

That this might get too far

If I end up in Jail

I can’t afford to drop the soap bar

 

I don’t hate black people

It’s really not like that

Can we just get along?

And throw away this race crap

rant//

yadayada

Im a DOUCHE

Jan 2 2009 2:05PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
cute
Jan 2 2009 2:08PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
you really mean it?
Jan 2 2009 2:24PM
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wh@t
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cute as these ma'fuckas.

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Jan 2 2009 2:26PM
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Canuker
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lol i thought it was good, it made me laugh
Jan 2 2009 2:28PM
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Moonlight
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haha

Damn thats pretty cute

Jan 2 2009 2:29PM
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MatRich
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lol the one on the left aint cute.. he just fat!
Jan 2 2009 2:30PM
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WhiteBurd
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that was really good. so creative. no hyphy?
Jan 2 2009 2:32PM
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Moonlight
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Nah man his fur just isnt combed right..
Jan 2 2009 2:33PM
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ZavierV
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Jan 2 2009 2:33PM
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wh@t
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what about these homies?

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Jan 2 2009 2:34PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

[IMG]gronnevik.se/rjukan/uploads/Main/cute_kitten.p.jpg[/IMG]

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Sorry I had to one up you

Jan 2 2009 2:38PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
http://http://www.gronnevik.se/rjukan/uploads/Main/cute_kitten.p.jpg

and click that one

Jan 2 2009 2:39PM
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DirtyMick
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Carry one of those guys around and you'll get more pussy then a litter box.
Jan 2 2009 2:40PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
wooord!
Jan 2 2009 2:44PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
it made me laugh, it was fun and different
Jan 2 2009 2:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that was funny man, thanks for postin it. funny shit for sure
Jan 2 2009 9:50PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
dude!!!! i totally steal from TJ Maxxx and am always trying to find places to get high! weird.
Jan 2 2009 10:45PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
when i went to private bording school i stole cuff licks and ties, sweet!!
Jan 2 2009 11:00PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
reminds me of average homeboy:


Jan 2 2009 11:13PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
hahahahahaahahah "for my entertainment i like to shoot hoops
but not before i eat.....all my fruit loops"
Jan 2 2009 11:22PM
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jeremy.g
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^gotta love some average homeboy.
Jan 2 2009 11:22PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

haha its so easy cause its run by old ladies

claim/ 70% of my clothing is from TJ Maxx or at least stolen

Jan 2 2009 11:49PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

hahaha thats hilarious

im not THAT white tho

and the peotry line is for shits and giggles.

Jan 2 2009 11:50PM
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VT_FLO
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when you said 3 inch dick i thought you were asian for sure.
Jan 3 2009 11:53AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

hahah no just had to make a big exageration

Jan 3 2009 4:30PM
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Santa-Cruz
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them corgis are gangstar

Jan 3 2009 4:48PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
I could further agree

that you and me could get hyphy poppin blue nikes

but we ain't wearin white tees

instead i'll go put on my nighty (sp?)

thizz thizz thizzle

I brush my hair with 600 dollar bristles

My cousin wasn't announced dead

 smoking crack in the shed

I don't like chicken and waffles

i like the abbreviation rofl

Sure i'm cream

But ladies love the cream

i'm in the pink

you're the stink


Jan 3 2009 5:03PM
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sick-as-aids
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ah yes it was cute wasnt it.....

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so cute

Jan 3 2009 8:58PM
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urmainman
Posts: 118 - Karma: 10
that was baller. I laughed so hard, i showed it to my mom and she laughed.
Jan 3 2009 10:49PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
im not really a rapper
then again
neither is fiddy
oh shit yo
i dissed on the fiddy
suck on my titty


haha thats all i got

(to the beat of average homeboy)
Jan 3 2009 10:55PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
thats true
Jan 3 2009 11:04PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 9
legit rhyme...

...and average homeboy is dope
Jan 3 2009 11:08PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!

I live in florence too holmes! haha that weird as hell.. but seriously who is this? I thought I new every ky skier?

oh and nice kid cudi line ha hes legit as hell..
Jan 4 2009 1:49AM
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hael
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clap clap well done.
Jan 4 2009 4:06AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
hah we already had this talk and now we know each other
Jan 4 2009 7:56PM
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Moonlight
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thanks for all the positive feedback everyone

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Jan 4 2009 8:03PM
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