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.Roockley.
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 4,093
pretty much everyone knows how to play this.  I'll post the first question, the next poster answers and then posts their own for the next person to answer and so on

lets get started

would you rather have no fingers or no thumbs?
Sep 9 2008 4:30PM
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c-j-s
Posts: 96 - Karma: 25
have no thumbs

would u rather never ski rails again or never ski jumps again?
Sep 9 2008 4:33PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
rails

would you rather have sex with a dead fat chick or a man
Sep 9 2008 4:35PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
never ski rails again

would you rather listen to 50 or weezy?
Sep 9 2008 4:35PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,416
that's a no brainer...weezy

would you rather fight a t-rex or have sex with john mccain
Sep 9 2008 4:38PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
fight a t-rex. how fuckin sweet would that be.

would you rather live on the north pole, or the south pole.
Sep 9 2008 4:45PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
easy, south pole has mountains

would you rather have no winter or no arms
Sep 9 2008 4:50PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,775
no winter. i need my arms to masturbate.
Sep 9 2008 4:51PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
no one answered it
Sep 9 2008 4:52PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
south pole emperor penguins rule!!!

would you rather be wealthy and lonlely, are broke and in love?
Sep 9 2008 4:53PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
lonely.

would you rather have sex with hellen keller or rosie oldonald
Sep 9 2008 4:54PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
no arms. i could ski without poles and have a good reason for it.


would you rather only have ski gabber, or non ski gabber.
Sep 9 2008 4:57PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
cant skip questions
Sep 9 2008 4:58PM
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FNJ
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 110
ski gabber

would you rather learn karate or tae kwon doe?
Sep 9 2008 5:18PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
tae kwon doe?

would u rather marry hellen keller or paris hilton
Sep 9 2008 5:20PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
tae kwon doe (even though i already know hapkido)

would you rather fight a bear or a rhinoceros?
Sep 9 2008 5:20PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
karate i guess

would you rather never ski again or never fuck again?
Sep 9 2008 5:20PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 4,093
probably a rhino, i could jump on it's back and ride it like a very dangerous horse




would you rather be under rated or over rated in every aspect of life?
Sep 9 2008 5:26PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Under rated.





Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Sep 9 2008 5:34PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
underrated, so people would always be impressed.

would you rather ride park the rest of your life and never be able to get hurt, or big mountain and be able to be killed as easily as it is now?
Sep 9 2008 5:35PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
oral sex


would you rather have a lightsaber or a laser gun?
Sep 9 2008 5:36PM
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huckforjesus
Posts: 180 - Karma: 12
Lightsaber


Would you rather get freeskier or powder?
Sep 9 2008 5:46PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
lightsaber. obviously.

would you rather suck yourself or sit on a barbed wire fence?
Sep 9 2008 5:48PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
hahahaha noone answered any of wonder boys

suck

would you rather have sex with megan fox but she has herpes... or have sex with oprah
Sep 9 2008 6:09PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i would take herpes to fuck megan fox









would you rather fuck a goat or switch from skiing to snowboarding?


Sep 9 2008 6:31PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
lightsaber

would u rather have ssex with a bear or a horse
Sep 9 2008 6:32PM
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gkenworthy
Posts: 779 - Karma: 12,874
Fuck a goat.

Would you rather watch a different video of your parents having sex every day for the rest of your life, or join in with them once and never talk about it again?
Sep 9 2008 6:37PM
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MAC.D
Posts: 5654 - Karma: 345
definitely a horse


would you rather have a vagina on your stomach or a dick on your forehead
Sep 9 2008 6:39PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
would you rather have

dicks for arms or an arm for a dick
Sep 9 2008 6:43PM
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MAC.D
Posts: 5654 - Karma: 345
you have to answer mine
Sep 9 2008 6:45PM
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gkenworthy
Posts: 779 - Karma: 12,874
It depends on if the penis on your arm could have an orgasm still. If it could than you could fuck the shit outta girls with an arm for a cock.

Would you rather have like one or two friends that are super nice, or a lot of friends that are chill, but that talk shit on you when you aren't around?
Sep 9 2008 6:48PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
2 chill ones

would u rather fuck shawn johnson or megan fox
Sep 9 2008 6:49PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
megan fox


would you get your dick cut off if it meant skiing any day you wanted, perfect conditions, and any skis you wanted?
Sep 9 2008 7:00PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,045
no because i already dont ski any day i want in perfect conditions, but i do on the skis i want

would you rather be a hermaphrodite or a transvestite?
Sep 9 2008 7:41PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
would you rather fuck Opera, or Halle Berry, 6 hours dead?
Sep 9 2008 7:47PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5441 - Karma: 11,944
Would you rather fight a giant porcupine or Newschoolers taken of the interweb?
Sep 9 2008 7:53PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497
fight a dead porcupine

would you rather have your dick or your balls chopped off
Sep 9 2008 7:57PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497

^i meant giant porcupine

Sep 9 2008 7:58PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
fight a giant porcupine



would you rather become a zombie from 28 days later, or kill yourself?
Sep 9 2008 7:59PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
fo real malcom? how funny would it look if you had no dick and just balls, im not saying a ball=less man wouldnt look funny but i'd have to say balls.

would you rather walk up to your knees in dog poop bare footed on purpose or fall down a long flight of stairs on accident
Sep 9 2008 8:00PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,627
balls cause u can still stick ur dick in shit even tho u cant skeet

would u rather be killed by a swarm of piranas slowly or have the tips of ur fingers cut off and the bone put in a pencil sharpener and have to stab your self in the eye?
Sep 9 2008 8:01PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
I would rather cut my finger to the bone, sharpen it and poke my eyes out.

Would you rather bone a girl while dancing or pee in her butt?
Sep 9 2008 8:31PM
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the420skier
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11
easy fuck a chick dancing

would  u rather kill a white dude or kill a black dude
Sep 9 2008 8:37PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
black dude so my  name gets out on the street as a hard ass mo fo

would you rather inline in the summer, thus getting better at skiing or sit around all summer and watch ski movies, eventually rotting from the inside out
Sep 9 2008 8:43PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7887 - Karma: 22,458
kill a white dude,

would you rather die by drowning or being hit by a car?
Sep 9 2008 8:43PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7887 - Karma: 22,458
Fuck. Inline all summer, but of course what I actually did was the opposite. My question still stands.
Sep 9 2008 8:44PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
being hit by a car

being killed in the worst (in your opinion) way from the Saw movies or spend the rest of your life, every day, with Sister Patterson (New York's mom)
Sep 9 2008 8:53PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
death

crabs or clap
Sep 9 2008 9:01PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
umm sister patterson, getting killed saw style would be horrible

would you rather eat a piece of cat shit or stand up in class butt naked and start jerking off
Sep 9 2008 9:02PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
easy stand up nood n class

would you rather be butt raped ever day or suck a cock everyday
Sep 9 2008 9:04PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
you sir have a phalic obsession. you probably were yelled at when you were younger for taking your clothes off.


would you rather not be able to post, or whenever you posted some one sliced the tips of whatever surface you use to type with, and then cover everything with acidic solutions.
Sep 9 2008 9:30PM
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