PLEASE READ!!!
Alright, so I was thinking about porn the other day and began to think about its downfalls. It was quite apparent to me that what really makes a good porn flick (besides camera work) is PLOT! Then I began thinking about making my next sale thread, and came to the realization that just because it isn't porn per-se doesn't mean that it should be treated any differently. Every time I read a usual Sale thread, I always wonder, "what is the story here?" "Why is he selling his stuff?" and I don't want some lazily thought out answer like they have in bad porn where a girl delivers a guy a pizza and all of a sudden they fuck, I want a real story line.
So throughout this thread I will be adding to my story line until all of my items are sold. This way not only can you have the benefit of seeing my items up for sale, but the fantastically thought out plot will guide you through the levels of my sale. So without further ado, my sale.... With a plot...
So the a couple of months ago I was sitting on my computer and all of a sudden I get an email in my spam folder. But unlike all of the other "spam" this one felt different, it was special. It was from a wonderful woman named Rosemary King. Rosemary was emailing to inform me that she was about to pass away from cancer and needed someone to take all of the money in her estate. In total it was $15 Million dollars!!! She went a bit further to tell me that God had told her to email me, and that is how I got chosen. "Jeepers" I thought. "This is too good to be true!" But was it?
Then along came my apple products... bow chicka wow wow.
iPod Touch 16gb. Perfect shape, been in its clear plastic shield since the day I bought it last October I believe (shows in pics). Still has a chance to get applecare and get another year of warranty. Great machine- has internet capabilities- includes programs like mail and google maps. Shows no sign of battery wear Can ship you original box in mid-Sept if you really want it. - $325?
Final Cut Studio 2. Comes with all the apps- Final Cu Pro 6, Live Type, Cinema Tools, Color, DVD Studio Pro, Motion, and Soundtrack Pro, . Also includes the manuals (if desired). This program is hot as sauce!- PM me for details
Apple Pro Keyboard. Comes with Final Cut Pro key set. These keys show all the key commands for FCP and are color coded. The "T" key sticks after cleaning, but slowly gets better. Keyboard w/ keys sells retails for around $80 - Selling for $45
And Last but not least an Apple Mighty Mouse. It is a sweet mouse with 5? buttons to customize. The scroll ball isn't great, but I find that I don't use it often anyway. - $20
So remember to stick around for the updating of the story (maybe add to your threads), and perhaps more products will find their way into the sale, but only Rosemary King will tell us how...
