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"Life at Its Best" Posters

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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
Ok so at my high school, like any other high school, there are posters trying to discourage teen drinking. Recently my school adopted a campaign of "Life at Its Best", pretty much the stupidest idea for a poster i have ever seen, a really bad attempt at trying to act "cool" and "hip." In response, some of my friends have started making spoof posters in the same format, ill post the ones we have when my friend sends me them, thought NS could bring some pretty funny stuff.

here are some of the actual ones-

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and i have no idea what kaze is.

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Jun 15 2008 10:45PM
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dandougherty
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 2,619

haha  i hate those school campaigns they have all the bullying bullshit at my school

Jun 15 2008 10:56PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
hahahahahaha wow that shits hella gay
Jun 15 2008 10:56PM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
The chillen one has sooo much potential, as soon as my photoshop works again ill give it a shot.
Jun 15 2008 10:57PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I saw these massages on a stack of bookmarks my dad got a hold of.  Now when everyone I know decides to club/snowboard/play volleyball/jam/chill/do heroin/kill people they make sure they are straight-headed.
Jun 15 2008 11:01PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha those are greeeeeat
Jun 15 2008 11:01PM
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JSskier
Posts: 143 - Karma: 10
anytime the word 'jamin' is used you know something is gonna be bad. but those are hysterical. my school hasn't done any of those yet. . .
Jun 15 2008 11:02PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
my cool trys to play the "your to cool for drugs and alcohol" card. so everyone laughs and draws on the posters
Jun 15 2008 11:05PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
one i just whipped together

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Jun 15 2008 11:29PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
+karma ahha that made me epic lawl
Jun 15 2008 11:31PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
what the hell is Kaze? SoberKaze?
Jun 15 2008 11:33PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
i think the "kaze" thing is "kaze" as in "ka-zee" like the crazy japs who crash landed their airplanes into enemy ships. He is snowboarding off a cliff so he is crazy, or "kaze".



i could be wayy the fuck off. probably am.
Jun 15 2008 11:35PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
The act of indulging in sweet, berry-filled pastries was known as "Kazemo" by the pre-Common Era Babylonians.
Jun 15 2008 11:37PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
haha you guys need to print a bunch of the fake ones out and hang them up around your school
Jun 15 2008 11:39PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
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Jun 15 2008 11:40PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
i googled it and this is what i got. the only thing that google found was this..
http://www.faceproject.org/resources/SoberKaze.html
Jun 15 2008 11:41PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
ahahahhhahahha, i wanna put that up in my school
Jun 15 2008 11:43PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my fucking God epic...
Jun 15 2008 11:46PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 10

Ohh!!! I can just sense that this thread is going to be great!

Jun 15 2008 11:53PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,660
The force is strong here.
Jun 15 2008 11:54PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
prolly 7-9 pages lol
Jun 15 2008 11:55PM
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spiegel
Posts: 945 - Karma: 7
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Jun 15 2008 11:55PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
this was ok.

but had nothing to do with being sober.
Jun 15 2008 11:57PM
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spiegel
Posts: 945 - Karma: 7
you cant jack off if youre drunk
Jun 15 2008 11:58PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
If this things gonna make it 8-9 pages it's gonna have to veer off course. Even the great motivational poster thread is now filled with Mindfucks, which are kinda cool but... nothing to the real deal. And in this case it's still pretty funny so it can slide.
Jun 16 2008 12:00AM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
ya dude that should be in the motivational poster forum
Jun 16 2008 12:00AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
last one before i hit the sack.

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Jun 16 2008 12:03AM
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no_steeze
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Jun 16 2008 12:03AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
Sober Skiing

It hurts more
Jun 16 2008 12:05AM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
haha. Just the word soberlookin is amazing.
Jun 16 2008 12:10AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
and the moment you have all be waiting for:

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Jun 16 2008 12:18AM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
shit your really good at these
Jun 16 2008 12:22AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jun 16 2008 12:31AM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
then you just suck
Jun 16 2008 12:35AM
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spiegel
Posts: 945 - Karma: 7
or im just impotent

.... hey wait.. :(
Jun 16 2008 12:41AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
hahahahahaha!
Jun 16 2008 12:46AM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
yeah youre on the right track, except I think the word youre looking for is "kamikaze." and yeah i think its supposed to mean that hes crazy or something
Jun 16 2008 2:02AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
I thought that was his leg under the car! lmao
Jun 16 2008 6:12AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
You like post whoring, don't you? I just scrolled down the ski gabber, and you had the last post in every thread...
Jun 16 2008 6:15AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
is it rly necessary to be a dick?
Jun 16 2008 2:10PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
no its not/i havn't seen anyone really throw down on these.
Jun 17 2008 11:14AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
so i'm still waiting...
Jun 27 2008 9:56PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
Jun 30 2008 11:33PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
mine doesn't show up for me. can you guys see it?
Jun 30 2008 11:33PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
[img] your image address [/img]
Jun 30 2008 11:40PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i'm gonna try this again [img] http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9051/soberchillinqw3.png [/img]
Jun 30 2008 11:46PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
no i guess i'm a failure
Jun 30 2008 11:46PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Jun 30 2008 11:46PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
someone get a pic of someone wasted puking in a toilet and do a "soberpukin" one
Jun 30 2008 11:48PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
slight error, but im gonna give you +karma and leave it at that
Jun 30 2008 11:50PM
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