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How many 5 year olds can you take on?

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http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I can knock 30 of those little fuckers out. How bout you guys?

Dec 16 2007 11:15PM

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depends if the serachbar is backing me up or not...

Dec 16 2007 11:18PM

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sorry i didnt bump the one that was 2 years old with no link....

Dec 16 2007 11:20PM

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Hahahah, I couldn't stop laughing.

23 kiddos.

Dec 16 2007 11:20PM

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Dec 16 2007 11:22PM

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27 haha

Dec 16 2007 11:30PM

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23 looks like im a decent person

Dec 16 2007 11:33PM

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34, haha. I'm a dick

Dec 16 2007 11:39PM

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25, but I could def take out way more, i'm 6'4" 230 lbs, those kid's wouldn't stand a chance.

Dec 16 2007 11:43PM

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i thought it was a game and i was gonna be able to beat kids up, fuck

Dec 16 2007 11:48PM

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The question:
"Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?
Yes
No "
Cracked me up so bad...

Dec 16 2007 11:53PM

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Ahahaha I got 30 by the way.

Dec 16 2007 11:54PM

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26... i think the fact that i didn't have any martial arts experience brought me down a few unconscious children

Dec 17 2007 12:00AM

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29, i guess that sounds about right

Dec 17 2007 12:01AM

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28! Probably because I'm not a bodybuilder. Just athletic :(

Dec 17 2007 12:24AM

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Dec 17 2007 12:29AM

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Dec 17 2007 12:37AM

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23

Dec 17 2007 12:39AM

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27... this is a good fact in case you are ever stuck in a situation like that

Dec 17 2007 12:43AM

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hahaha, i lolled. good to know that starcraft will help you fight many kids at once.

Dec 17 2007 12:56AM

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word

Dec 17 2007 12:58AM

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yes i knew fight the zerg would come in handy

i got 25

Dec 17 2007 1:02AM

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25, i think that is pretty good

Dec 17 2007 1:05AM

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31, i hate 5 year olds.

Dec 17 2007 1:15AM

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it was on here yesterday with a link, but i accept your apology

Dec 17 2007 10:41AM

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just cause im in the mood to follow through

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/337503/

Dec 17 2007 10:47AM

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28

Dec 17 2007 10:59AM

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30

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Dec 17 2007 11:22AM

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28. Hahaha I got a good laugh out of that.

Dec 17 2007 11:40AM

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37, Yea i may be going to hell, but ill be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking and bare knuckle bashing them all the way back to kindergarten to give a damn. ROFL that made me lol so hard.

Dec 17 2007 11:59AM

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jea 28, but i think i can do better.

Dec 17 2007 12:12PM

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32 i stack five year olds then round house kick those bitches

Dec 17 2007 12:19PM

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how do you ski?

Dec 17 2007 12:26PM

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23..

Dec 17 2007 12:37PM

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I could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.
holy crap

Dec 17 2007 1:02PM

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You could take on 24 five year old kids in a fight.

would be so FUN!

Dec 17 2007 1:33PM

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only 23 ;(

Dec 17 2007 1:42PM

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"During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children? "
hahah what a question

Dec 17 2007 1:46PM

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Dec 17 2007 1:59PM

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25 but i think i could take on more

Dec 17 2007 2:10PM

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Dec 17 2007 2:16PM

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28, but i dont think i could take on that many.

Dec 17 2007 2:21PM

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yea Ju they'd just go for ur knee

Dec 17 2007 2:42PM

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27... bring those lil fuckers on...

Dec 17 2007 2:54PM

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36, thats actually my dream

Dec 17 2007 3:05PM

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