"chuck norris doesnt fall when he skiis, he just makes new tricks"
"Make turns, not war, drop cliffs, not bombs, bomb hills, not people, SKI!!!"
"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there."
- Pep Fujas
"skiing is a lot like sex. when it's good, it's good. and when its bad it's still pretty good"
"No one on their death bed ever said I wish I had played it safe..."
'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war
and the two people that run this great USA are BUSH and DICK.'
"Choose your eternal destination...because forever is a long time" - righteous.riderz
Racers - You don't own the mountain
Big Mountain skiiers - don't knock it if you havn't tried it
Park Rats - Its not about attitude
Mogul Skiiers - You don't know everything about skiing
Its about having a good time, don't be a generic robot!
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
27. 1 to do it, 2 to say they can do it better, and the rest to sit in the landing.
'When I go skiing on Thursday, I'm gonna grab my skis! Grabbing didn't even EXIST the last time I skied!' - a snowboarder co-worker who is going skiing on Thursday.
Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.
"if you cut your snowboard in half, and do that again on skis, and promise to never snowboard again we will give you something."
-dave chrichton
"there is more to skiing than who is sponsored, can do the biggest spins, best tricks and has the nicest gear."
"Skiing isn't a habit. It's a passion, and will always be so!!"
"You guys know what's played, skiing, i mean everybody here skis, i can't believe you all still do that i mean why ski if other people do it
this having been said, fuck eveybody who says that its is played just because a bunch of poeple like it, for example, people saying that rasta is played, who gives a fuckin shit if kids like rasta stuff, oh snap somebody else liked that 2 years ago so you cant ilke it now
I guess what i am trying to say is that peopale that say shit is played all lick mad gooch and i am sick and tired of all of the hate and non joking shit talk on ns"
[/drunken rant] -skiwoj
"twister spread, omg! soooo huge, one time i almost did a twister twister spread but i peed in the air and it fucked up my landing"
"misty 630 on 270 out yikes LJ.... if that was roll play skiing, the death star would be fucked."
-malqueso
Coment left after watching the Memo Teaser
“who hit pyramid? twall? ps-sick!”
"Just for some closure
I did NOT hook up with any 15 year old.
I DID however hook up with Daves dog"
-Steve Stepp
“What do I think about Jon Olsson………… I think he is an average competitor… umm…. Somehow the judges love him, makes everything look too easy……. Does hard shit, makes it look easy………. Its not ballin to me! If your goin to do something hard, make it look hard. That shit aint cool! Stop being so good!”
-Simon Dumont after the icer air comp
