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Elves living in Montana...
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So 2 weekends ago a friend and I were grouse hunting in a part of Montana that was heavily mined during the gold rush. We drove this "road" following a dry creek up to a mine, only as we got higher up the mountain the creek was no longer dry but flowing nicely. We thought this was odd but just figured the water must just be flowing underneath the gravel down lower. We got out of the car and began walking the creek looking for grouse. We walked for a little ways down stream until we got to the point where the water dissapeared. Only we saw something extremely shocking. The water was not flowing under the gravel but elves were hiding in tree branches using magic to turn the water in mist and suck it into this big old oak tree. We were in awe of what we saw and asked one of the magical elves what they were doing and he told us they were making the water into magical elf mist. He said it could be used for most everything... watering plants, making snow, making food, putting in a leaky tire to fix the leak, etc... He seemed like a cool guy and even gave us a little bit of it so I am thinking about selling some it to my fellow NSer's is anyone interested in purchasing some?
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picture or it didnt happen!!! hahahaa
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use the money you get from the elf mist sale to buy more acid.
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E.l. fudge is a crooked nga
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are elves like garden gnomes?
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because of their magical power they don't show up in pictures but i do have pictures of the area and old mines
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elves are gay. you are only cool if you get gnome rocks
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gnomes are creepers, not a fan of gnomes
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you're forgetting that this is magical mist
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exactlwhat i was thinking.
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dude, can you or do you really want to put a price on this?? i kinda wanna try some though.
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well as of now this is super legit ive seen the mist.
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Whaaat gnomes are the shit
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wow, kip, nice story, soo how much u selling it for??????
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not sure yet i have to talk to drew about it because we both discovered it but i could give my friends a deal
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dam i thought you said elvis at first
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100 bucks take it or leave it
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elves are known in that part of the state.
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dude i'm not sure if thats enough though we are talking about some crazy ass magical shit right here!
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does it come with whatever you smoked before you saw this? cuz i might be interested...
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100 bucks and a night with arielle
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i've already had many... plus i could use this magical mist to get with any chick i wanted
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aren't you guys playing bozeman this weekend? i could sell your team some
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haha we already beat bozeman fuck those pussies
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Dems is some serios shrooms/acid
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so who do you play this weekend?
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i'm sending this thread back to the top because we might go into a bc area this weekend close to a small family of elves and since we're tight with the elves i could get some more if anyone else on here wants to buy some elf mist.
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