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-dva-
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www.answers.yahoo.com

this site is a gold mine

For example...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqODo7OXsu2ENmMZBtjE8hQjzKIX?qid=20070703090937AAP3Em1
This is kind of awkward..but?
ok..so its been driving me crazy..everytime my boyfriend fingers me like it feels amazing but i cant ever enjoy it bc i always feel like i have to pee and it drives me crazy..I try to hold it bc i dont wanna ruin the moment..but i'm afraid to bc like 2 weeks ago it was to the point where I actually peed...just a tiny bit though..on his bed...i was mortified that he would get all freaked out..but it worked out fine bc he thought it was just like a big orgasm or something...but what can i do to stop this..I try peeing before..but no matte what I get the urge to go everytime he fingers me and its driving me crazy..why does this happen? and any suggestions on what either of us can ddo to prevent it?


post up some good ones.
Jul 3 2007 5:20PM
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Lineskier-101
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haha, ask something rediculous and see what they say.
Jul 3 2007 5:27PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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hahahah dan... i have spent the last two days on that site. shit is amazing
Jul 3 2007 5:29PM
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-dva-
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another good one. just type shit into the search bar and you'll have guaranteed results.

Why black people in africa are calm and african americans are loud and ghetto?
i have a few african friends who have a good education and who is not ghetto they are so nice but black people in america are so ghetto and loud
Jul 3 2007 5:31PM
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Mat.
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ahaha that story/question was halarious
Jul 3 2007 5:33PM
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-dva-
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alright, ferreal now this is my last one. you have to read the replies though:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkzcKhUsl7al2iT_dUOD_XgjzKIX?qid=20061119193220AAD8aGI
Jul 3 2007 5:34PM
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maclem
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Q:Stained my light yellow colored shirt by mixing with darker colors and washing in Cold water. How to get out?

the stain is blue. i dont know if its from the pants or the laundry detergent. seems like i be from the detergent.
and i didnt have a pen in my pants. So how would i get this stain out?

A: let soak in ''white vinegar'' in washer or ''peroxide'' for about 30 minutes then re wash again with tide.....¢¾
Jul 3 2007 5:36PM
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honeydip
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lol, i have been reading all of these. some of them are so retarded and funny
Jul 3 2007 5:59PM
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=FLO=
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no way too funny

it is actually "skeet" and
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
Jul 3 2007 5:59PM
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michelle
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApYdItzhtlhHFc20XZACDiO.7BR.?qid=20070703151900AANQ7aT


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqeoUPKv2WZg5dj4QjxA6VG.7BR.?qid=20070703100824AAga1mD


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArPIktcFjHmZ_xKOdyS1NeK.7BR.?qid=20070703090413AAk7EZy
Jul 3 2007 6:38PM
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ZavierV
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wow haha. oohman that is one dumb bitch.


"i am older than the state law says i have to be"
Jul 3 2007 6:48PM
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emopoppins
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haha this might be one of those threads that gets brought out 2 years later and kids are gonna be like LOLZZ i remember that thread

and kids who werent around during that time are gonna be like- oh man, thats a funny thread, too bad i didn't join NS earlier

Jul 3 2007 7:05PM
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vermontsteez
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlDBNXACh8bF8SvtIBhkdw0jzKIX?qid=20070624095356AA93nJG





HHHHAHAHAHA read the first response by "Rich L" fucking disgusting.
Jul 3 2007 7:19PM
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-dva-
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may this put to rest a very serious issue that we have had to deal with on newschoolers...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnY.ZiZLVpUMR.5VJgbEsW0jzKIX?qid=1006042034243
Jul 3 2007 7:59PM
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396222687862
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BAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
Jul 3 2007 8:00PM
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ValPow
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fuck me you guys have too much free time, some of that is pretty funny tho
Jul 3 2007 9:06PM
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skiierman
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Trouble...Will I get pregnant ??

Ok, today I had sex with my bf at 5pm and he came inside me coz he couldn't control it ! Then we had it again at about 1:30am and again he came inside! We haven't met for only 2 days so sex was a blast and the fact he was so eager to be a father he just released it (??!) Now im getting a little concerned if I would get preggy at all...my last period date was 17 June...can anyone advise me ? Is it still too late to go on the morning after pill coz was told I have to take it within the 12 hour of having sex. PLs advise me....



Oh that dumb bitch... hahaha
Jul 3 2007 9:14PM
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skiierman
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I suspect my neighbor is a terrorist. What should I do?

I noticed that my neighbor drinks pepsi, Coca Cola, and other softdrinks and fruit juices. One Time I even saw the neighbor reach for a bottle of shampoo in his bathroom which is not good.



Afterwards he took out a gel and rubbed it on his hair and this is a CLEAR sign hes a terrorist.

Sometimes I see them in their backyard drinking gatoride too.

What should I do and should I report this?
Jul 3 2007 9:16PM
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maclem
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Bahaha, oh no.
Jul 3 2007 9:18PM
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dgcarbs
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bahahahahaha fuckin hilarious
Jul 3 2007 10:05PM
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skiEER
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that really long response is hilarious
Jul 3 2007 10:29PM
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jibmaster_josh
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ahahahahhahhahaahahahhaha


Jul 3 2007 11:12PM
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skier_dude_1831
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i dont know but i definately think this is the funniest one
Jul 3 2007 11:16PM
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Steezysmurf
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsL6dT7m1wk.bN9kwv8sDcjZxQt.?qid=20070703195859AAKx8PL

"Is it true that cheese makes ur boobs grow"
Jul 3 2007 11:23PM
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j3Di
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have fun with your new kid... stupid bitch!
Jul 3 2007 11:35PM
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ThaLetterM.
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there are some rediculously stupid people in the world
Jul 3 2007 11:41PM
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-dva-
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fucking noobs

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkFyKvHsDqPTXd2CP6mlu80jzKIX?qid=20070417180354AAgnlf0
Jul 6 2007 12:42AM
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Piste.Off
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bwahaha i like the comment
Jul 6 2007 12:45AM
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doublexl
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every time i feel like the world doesnt have enough stupid in it, ill think of this site.
Jul 6 2007 12:51AM
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Piste.Off
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai8K4krdqx_bKQzn6YgdU13VxQt.?qid=20070705212426AAGilwh
Jul 6 2007 12:53AM
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Piste.Off
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahd8SOuR1C691bjU2pYcFw4jzKIX?qid=20060622143247AAiTS4M
Jul 6 2007 12:56AM
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jibmaster_josh
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what the hell man..people are dumb
Jul 6 2007 12:54PM
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KatyPerry.
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nicely done
Oct 11 2009 3:29PM
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BMskier
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omgzzz this is the funniest thrad ever. why didnt i join newschoolers earlier... ohh wait
Oct 11 2009 3:42PM
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slimbruddah
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lol just scope it.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlBjSeQlPFjiocTwu0xYK0YG53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20090629072144AAOb3gR
Oct 11 2009 3:55PM
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Piste.Off
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this has reminded me that no matter how stupid you are, there is always someone dumber, and he sits on answers.yahoo all day
Oct 11 2009 4:00PM
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slimbruddah
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkT0O9OH6XMqgHykmWpWfmoG53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20080903125453AAOd4yj
Oct 11 2009 4:03PM
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slimbruddah
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtkSDpMqo_pFd3G8zM94w9UG53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20090117230628AAOpqFR


and this next one is golden

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhGvGDjC.ggLIf7VhlZa2NsG53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20090131192104AAVPoTT
Oct 11 2009 4:05PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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hahh this post if funny
Oct 11 2009 4:22PM
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