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Making random, delicious food-items when you are high.
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So i smoked a fat bowl about an hour ago, and then jammed out on my bass until my fingers were too sore to play. All this jamming made me hungry, so I ventured into the kitchen to see what I could find. Unfortunately, no one had gone grocery shopping in a while. But I managed to find the following ingredients.
-Tortillas
-Pepperoni
-Corn
-leftover chicken from dinner
-Salad
-Shredded cheese
-Ranch Dressing
-Seasonings
I put all of this stuff on a tortilla and microwaved it for 1:30, pulled it out, and rolled it up like a joint.
Needless to say, it was the most delicious thing I have ever had in my life. Try it!
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haha yeah man you really can't go wrong with the tortilla plus whatever else you got in the fridge
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i wish i had a kitchen! fuck im hungry
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we have mastered teh dominos order with either brownies or cinnisticks. then my favorite teh ready to bake cokie dough, put it in the oven, blaze then itll be about done by the time the bowl is kicked, you could spice things up with some ice cream on top, all great stuff
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everytime i start eating when im high i dont stop and end up waking up at like 5 in the morning feeling like im gonna throw up if i dont burp every 10 seconds its brutal
but by far the best high food is a full plate of nachoes dipped in chili
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yeaa im high right now...but not on weeed...and my stomach is in knots right now and il be up for houuuuuurssss
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lunchables stole my munchie recipe....
my two buddies and i were sittin by my pool one night and we put sour altoids on pretzels....
tasted delicious at the time....
now lunchables has lunch t things that come with "sour sauce" that you can put on your food....
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Haha yesss
Last night i made a frozen pizza, tacoes, smoothies, and spoonfuls of peanut butter. it was delicious.
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dude I could eat compost and say it was the most delicious thing ever if I had just smoked.
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haha i do that all the time
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everything is amazing... my fav. brownie sunday...
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Brownies are great.
I like carrot cake (heated with vanilla ice cream) and Whistle dogs.
mmmmm
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i love busting out the grill when i'm baked, make some pork tenderloins with homemade applesauce or else just some gourmet burgers
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brown sugar oatmeal with butterscotch chips. fuckin dank
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i love fridge raids when the fridge is stocked
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haha yeah that's always nice. unfortunately mine wasn't stocked last night :( But, I managed to find something, as you can tell by this thread.
sick icon by the way, to whoever i am quoting. MF Doom!
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i turned around once and my super blazed buddy was chugging my syrup...
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i eat anything thats in my kitchen after i've smoked...last night it was nachos piled high with all of the fixings, after that it was two lil debbie coffee cakes (one of which had a bug in it, ew), a few beers, pb and fluff sandwich on wheat (gotta watch those calories ya know), a breakfast hot pocket with maple syrup (sooo good) then after another session i had two bowls of peanut butter pandemonium ice cream from stewies!! fuck yeah. i can really put it away.
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after all that munchin i am fairly certain that cannot be your behind in your thread icon.
i kid, i kid
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hahaha ....all of my friends are quite amazed by the way i eat, as i am. i've always eaten like that. i should probably weigh about 600 lbs but my metabolism rocks..i'm sure it will slow down when i turn 30 though.
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ya i'm fearing that thirty mark myself, i might have to actually exercise regularly or something.
I'm with the guy up there who said bust out the grill when your high though, nothing like steak sizzlin to get the drool goin.
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i fucken down carmel popcorn, or a big extra form no other than mcdonalds to satisfy the munchies
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my friend introduced me to a little something...
make your most favortie sandwhich in the world and top it off with shredded cheese (cheddar, mozz,.. whatever you prefer.
then while you put that in the toaster oven for about a minute you make ramen... when its all said and done you have a toasted cheesy sandwhich with ramen. perfect in the winter
all this obv after you have smoked a fat blunt
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Carrot cake... I'll say it once more
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sometimes i put together a bowl of high cholestrol and childhood obesity!
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leftover french toast with nutella, peanut butter and syrup. ohhh my lord
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ohhhhhhh nutella. sooooo good
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QUESEDILLAS! once you learn how to make em, youre set! i make 5 at a time theyre so fucking good
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i was baked at work one time, and i work in the meat department of a grocery story. my parents were out of town and i had to cook myself dinner so i bought a 12 pound duck ( i marked that shit down to like $4.99, should have been at least $40) and slow roasted it on a rotisserie. best meal i've ever had.
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hell no cupcakes and mac and cheese mixed with fucking canned hormel chilli....it might make me higher...
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my friend was blazed and was on the hone with his mom and asked her to go to the store and get him lucky charms and sushi. we were all cracking up.
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im a steak man myself but the grill is key.
The best is to light up the gril for smoking, put on 3 or 4 racks of spare ribs and smoke blunt, drink beer and kick it while they finish up
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fuck yea man you know what's up, steaks are always dankk
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my mom and dad helped out at this event at my church and they brought home about 10 premade hamburgers, 4 giant tubs of apple crisp and apple pie. ice cream and brownies, aswell as other assorted desserts. that night they went out to dinner with some friends and left me at home. my two friends came over, had a sick session on my deck and then ate all of the food. and then went to the 11:30 showing of the tenacious d movie with my sister. after the movie was over(about 1:30) we stoped at cvs and mcdonalds and got some more food.
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the best is when you smoke before working at a food place, and kinda just chill and eat the whole fuckin time.
greatest McDonalds creation. quesidillas with choped chicken and some of the southwest sause.
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for me the texture of the food is more important than the taste, so i like eating chewy things like lamb chops or crunchy things like tacos
or thin crust triple cheese and pepperoni pizza - chewy & crunchy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
or double double double double oreos - the filling from 4 double stufs together
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wow! gee you smoked one whole bowl!!?? u must've been way blazed! poser
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might have been a really big bowl with a solid 7 or 8 hits in it
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Thats not very big, thats average to small id say...
I had barbeque sauce and cheese on tortilla chips. microwaved.
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I love that no matter how many munchie threads there are, they're always entertaining. Last time I ate while high I downed two full boxes of Multigrain bars. The blueberry ones are fucking outstanding.
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really? i thought ours at home was pretty big, about 3/4 of an inch across, and itd be lucky to do 2 laps of the room
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this is the best thing to do with extra taco meat
you microwave taco meat
you put some taco meet in the torilla scoopers
you add some sour cream and cheese and its amazing
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just depend on how full you pack it, and if youre hitters are girls or lance armstrongs. i mean ive seen kids take some huuuuuuge hits. depends on the smokers, but my bubs got a good 10-15 hit bowl fully packed.
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take crackers cheese and brown sugar put cheese on cracker suger on cheese microwave its awsoem i htought it would b nasty but its sik
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