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Funniest paper i have ever seen in my life

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PimpDaddySkier
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Mar 29 2006 6:30PM
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SteezePatrol
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use the search bar you noob.

and no, it's not real. he got like a B on that piece? no
Mar 29 2006 6:33PM
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BurkeSter
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lol that is a random paper lol baseball and dr.dre? lol that is pretty funny
Mar 29 2006 6:34PM
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nickmcnutt
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hahahahhaah that freakin sweeet.
Mar 29 2006 6:36PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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i guess he was high when he wrote it and handed it in
Mar 29 2006 6:37PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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there was nothing on the search bar, and he got a D-, even if it is fake its still friggen hilarious
Mar 29 2006 6:38PM
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PhillyBluntz
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hahahahahah the good ole high student takles odepidus ahhahaa. i love this
Mar 29 2006 6:42PM
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Leckett
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hHahaha dr dre JEA NIGGA!
Mar 29 2006 6:47PM
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Notorious_BLT
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that was one of the funniest things ive ever read! hahaha that was great
Mar 29 2006 6:48PM
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skiierman
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Bahahhahahaha, that's great stuff!
Mar 29 2006 6:57PM
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skogenjake
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yeah i read that in study hall a month ago my friend caitlin had it
Mar 29 2006 6:59PM
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J.D.
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Funny how the "teacher" had a homonym issue on page 3... it's sort of funny but obviously fake.
Mar 29 2006 7:02PM
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Tinga
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wow so this wasnt corrected by a real teacher or atleast i hope not. cause a teacher would do more than just take off a point for each profane word and most of that shit isnt even right anyway theres no way he would have such a grade as a D-
Mar 29 2006 7:03PM
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Skipig25
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that was great. and I can't belive he passed. my teacher would have given me a 0
Mar 29 2006 7:06PM
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FUUUCK
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'ANALize' hahahahha oh man i havent laughed that hard in a while, theres no way he got 61%
Mar 29 2006 7:08PM
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DrewR.
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haha
Mar 29 2006 7:13PM
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BargainBinLaden
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hahahahah
Mar 29 2006 9:09PM
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=Carson=
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really old
Mar 29 2006 9:48PM
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Ddrem
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its real... and he was high when he did it
Mar 29 2006 9:51PM
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Deafboy
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bahahahah that was halarious.
I WILL FUCKEN KILL YOU AND YES THIS IS A WRITIN THREAT

tubgirl.com in the sites sources.
Mar 29 2006 9:59PM
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jibvermont
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thats old but yea thanks for posting it again because i just laughed my fucking ass off!
Mar 29 2006 10:13PM
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marsland
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ive seen a pretty funny one that my friend handed in. he had to write an essay on a hero, he chose this kid in his class that has no friends and works at McD's. it was supposed ot be 5 paragraphs, his was 1. he got a 36 on it, and it was a test. another thing this kid did, he could have gotten a 100 on our wellness sex ed final, but he joked around and made fun of people on his answers. for an open response on the media type girl and guy, he said nice caboose, big tits, and for the guy he said hung like a horse. i was with the teacher when she graded it and she was laughing at it, and she even showed the other gym teachers his paper
Mar 29 2006 10:19PM
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JayDope
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that is the funniset shit ive ever read
Mar 29 2006 10:30PM
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Aenigma
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I have that essay saved in my favorites on my computer, it's priceless. It has been posted before, but it's definitely worthy of a monthly posting so everybody can see it.
Mar 29 2006 10:31PM
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JayDope
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how can i read like the 3rd page?
Mar 29 2006 10:32PM
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Aenigma
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This way: http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/
Mar 29 2006 10:36PM
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shrEddie
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wowwwww soooo damn old
Mar 29 2006 10:55PM
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awsomecoolguy
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hahahaha greeks invented anal
Mar 29 2006 10:56PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, i like the colors and the pictures and the work cited
Mar 29 2006 11:07PM
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Ski-hobo
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Yeah, the Three Stooges are old but that doesn't make them unfunny.
Mar 29 2006 11:15PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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i think i got dumber by reading that, i think its fake cuz looks at the handwriting where it says "mr freeman....." its looks like a kids cursive, not a teachers
Mar 29 2006 11:19PM
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DrX
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God, that's just badass.
Mar 29 2006 11:21PM
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bueyan
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haha the last one is good
Mar 29 2006 11:25PM
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Swick825
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shit about oedipus rollin in his benzo was the funniest shit ever
Mar 29 2006 11:51PM
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1-pippin
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haha tubgirl.com
Mar 30 2006 3:33AM
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whattheshit
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PAGE IS TOO BIG.


FUCK!
Mar 30 2006 4:05AM
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mtpowder
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Fuck me...that guy's got class. Powerful Shit.
Sep 19 2006 3:46PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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who ever did that is fucking amazing, jesus, i love page 3 its like white font, i cant even imagine how fucking funny the kid is if its real
Sep 19 2006 4:00PM
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SIX
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What?! The guy got 61%??!!! hahaha his teacher is so cool! But I just can't believe a dumb fucker really gave that to his teacher.
Sep 19 2006 4:05PM
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thedutchmayn
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how do read page 3? i clicked on the right link but it was still impossible to read.
Sep 19 2006 4:30PM
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LJF
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Haaa hah I was laughing the entire time i was reading that.
Sep 19 2006 5:24PM
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Aerozol
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Don't claim it's real though.
No teacher mixes up 'to' and 'too'
Sep 19 2006 5:37PM
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mothaeast
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Page 3 doesn;t have any writing on it besides "This is page 3" the faded writing you see is from page 4.
Sep 19 2006 5:58PM
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mntelebumper
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Wow WTF. that is amazing.
Sep 19 2006 8:37PM
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cofreeskier
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that is fuckin hilarious
Sep 19 2006 8:39PM
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sopher
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that just made my day
Sep 19 2006 9:06PM
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T-Burminator.
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Funny shit
Sep 19 2006 9:15PM
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Holte
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real or not, that's pretty funny.
Sep 19 2006 9:41PM
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4frntSkier
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haha
Sep 19 2006 9:44PM
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jimmychung
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that's so funny! i was busting up. but he still almost passed with a 61? how the hell does that happen? that deserved no more than a 5 academically, yet it was an A on the hilarity scale.
Sep 19 2006 10:42PM
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chapz
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hahah old but fucking jokes
Sep 19 2006 10:44PM
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