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Jokes to send me to hell

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spin
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so i need some new racist jokes, or anything totally rediculous

the two best so far: what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? an erection

why couldnt jesus play hockey? he kept getting nailed to the boards
Dec 14 2005 8:04PM
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vRoy
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I love jokes. But i absolutely hate racist jokes. Racist jokes were made by race haters, laughing at them encourages what they do. Stop Race Hate!

Sorry i've been sensitive about racism my whole life, even more so after hearing what happend in australia. Fucked up shit.
Dec 14 2005 8:13PM
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marsland
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search jokes and there are a bunch of threads, prolly not too many racist jokes, but still alot of jokes
Dec 14 2005 8:17PM
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Pklink04
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I wouldnt say i hate them, im just not really a fan
Dec 14 2005 8:19PM
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bmxican_89
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what happened in australia?
Dec 14 2005 8:19PM
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k2yeags
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what do you call 2 black people on 1 bike?
Organized crime

What does a mexican get his kid for christmas?
your bike

why doesn't mexico have a good olimpic team?
cause all the ones that can run jump or swim are already acrosse the border
Dec 14 2005 8:26PM
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CBROOKS
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yeah
Dec 14 2005 8:26PM
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--Binger--
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raciscm is funny, if u get offended look at it this way....

im most cases that race ur making fun of/hate, hates or makes fun of ur race just as much
Dec 14 2005 8:26PM
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back_woods
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^spoken like a guy with a "white power" icon...
Dec 14 2005 8:27PM
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skifree919
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DAmn you must be really smart. How do you think wars start. But are those okay if you look at it that way?
Dec 14 2005 8:32PM
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.nafus.
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there a bunch of riots goin on right now. im pretty sure that the white people are rioting against the arabs and want them kicked out, yeah that sounds right
Dec 14 2005 8:38PM
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oops
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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive?

Cause she's a woman.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Dec 14 2005 8:41PM
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timmi
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what did the blind def parapaligic kid get for Xmas?
cancer
Dec 14 2005 8:44PM
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skifree919
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What do you call a black pilot?
A pilot you racist!

..Yea i took that from the oc
Dec 14 2005 8:47PM
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Aenigma
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Why can't a black person and a mexican have a child?

Because it'd be too lazy to steal

Racist jokes are horrible, I'll agree with that, but they're just so funny!
Dec 14 2005 8:54PM
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Leckett
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theres that and france. all the arabs and blacks were forming an alliance against the jews calling them evil and "nazis". how the fuck can they be so stupid to call jews nazis? that made me so angry when i found out about it. im not jewish but i know alot who are i just cant believe that the people in france can be so uneducated and just plain stupid to call jews nazis. there were huge riots and everything and holy shit it actually made me angry and gave me a need to make a rant but i never got around to it. i guess this will have to do for now
Dec 14 2005 8:54PM
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dead
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Whats Black and Blue and doesn't like to have sex?










The two year old in my trunk.


Yeah the stuff going on in ausie land is extremmely messed up, how could people do that? Ill let you know im writing an essay on the present day racist ameriacan government.
Dec 14 2005 9:17PM
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~Cork_1080~
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^ Hey! the one is my trunk is 3
Dec 14 2005 9:20PM
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D_Mezz
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haha thats so fucked up
Dec 14 2005 9:39PM
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JazzyJ
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this is an interesting one.
Whats the difference between a bathtub and a dead baby?
I dont fuck bathtubs
Dec 14 2005 9:41PM
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dead
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Whats worse than 17 babies in a dumpster?


One baby in 17 dumpsters.





Whats easier to unload, a garbadge truck full of bowling balls, or a garbadge truck full of babies?


Babies, you can use a pitchfork.
Dec 14 2005 9:49PM
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iridefattwins
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guys i dont like these black jokes .. i have a black person in my family tree... AND HES STILL HANGING THERE..

whats the diff between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when u put them in the oven....

..but realy hating on ppl isnt cool
Dec 14 2005 9:51PM
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cLyOnS_45
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quit bitching, just because Jamal is your step father' brother's nieces son doesnt mean you need to protect blacks and their heritage. i have black cousins yet you still see me throwin around racial slurs.




nigga.
Dec 14 2005 9:56PM
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duhamelski
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these are awful but whatever. i promise these do not reflect my views of any race or culture. they are just so shocking that they are funny.

how do you prevent a black guy from drowning?
take your foot off his head

how do you get a black guy out of a tree?
cut the rope

how is a black guy like an apple?
they both look good hanging from trees

how do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her up like a little boy

why do asians have such flat faces?
air bags
Dec 14 2005 9:58PM
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timmi
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you clearly didnt read the second post.
Dec 14 2005 10:01PM
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TMswitch06
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
















He got the gas bill.




oh even I found that to be in bad taste
Dec 14 2005 10:02PM
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hucker22
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good old oc
Dec 14 2005 10:18PM
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freezed
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haha...you didnt read his whole thing
Dec 14 2005 10:30PM
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MESKI
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dude thats not worse... thats better
Dec 14 2005 10:33PM
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MitchPee
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bahahhahahahaha yessssssss
Dec 14 2005 10:34PM
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Annie.
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^hahahahahahahahhaha
Dec 14 2005 10:45PM
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Annie.
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^hahahahahahahahhaha
Dec 14 2005 10:48PM
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CBROOKS
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hahahahahahahahahhaha
Dec 14 2005 11:01PM
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hendrik.
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No but seriously, if anything really offends me, its Anti-semitic jokes. my grandfather died in a concentration camp.





He fell off the guard tower.
Dec 14 2005 11:09PM
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jsg
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i dont support racism at all but...

why do so many mexicans buy cabige patch dolls?

Cause they come with birth sertificates
Dec 14 2005 11:18PM
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Adamskinick
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some are sick and tasteless.. others amusing. but i cant fight you guys..
Dec 14 2005 11:19PM
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clrumivier4life
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Q:What do you call a black priest?




A:Holy shit

That should be a one way ticket to hell! Good luck to you.
Dec 14 2005 11:22PM
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freestyle_kyle
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whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?

it only takes 1 nail to hang the picture!

whats green and on my porch?

my nigger ill paint him whatever i want!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?

i dont fuck a pizza before i eat it!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

nailing it to a puppy!

how do u get a dead baby out of a blender?

doritoes!!

what do u do when u see a nigger wiith one leg?

stop laughing and reload!!

whats better than winning the special olympics?

ICE CREEEEEAM!!!

and not being fucking retarded.
Dec 15 2005 12:18AM
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freestyle_kyle
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yeah im goin to hell for those, making fun of blacks, christians, retarded people. who am i forgetting?

ahhh sexists jokes.

whats the extra skin hangin off a vagina called?

a woman!

theres a man driving a motorcycle and he runs into a woman. whos fault is it?

the mans, he shouldnt be driving his mototcycle in the kitchen.

how do u turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

give the bitch a shovel.

why was the blonde's bellybutton so sore?

her boyfriend was blonde too!

whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

the washing machine doesnt follow you around after you put a load in it!

how many womens rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, they cant change anything!

how many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?

5, 1 to do it and the other 4 to say 'nice turns'

what do u call a single snowboarder?

homeless.

haha well ive covered alot of groups of people. its really improntant that we hate on evryone equally, so no one feels left out. like monkeys

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?

3, 1 dirty stinkin ape to change the lightbulb and 2 dirty srinkin apes to throw feces at eachother

and the grande finale...

if your floating down the river in a cement canoe and your wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

NONE! PANCAKES DONT HAVE BONES!!
(i forget who to credit for that one)
Dec 15 2005 12:25AM
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$tezzyStu
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whats the diff between a mexican and a bucket of shit? the bucket.

whats the diff between a mexican and a pile of shit? Eventually the pile turns white and stops smelling bad.

How do you starvev a mexican? Hide the food stamps under the soap
Dec 15 2005 12:34AM
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jenski*
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ok ... disturbing
Dec 15 2005 12:42AM
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gaberaham
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Thats really think mindedness
Dec 15 2005 12:55AM
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Ski-hobo
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more spic, chink and negro jokes
Dec 15 2005 12:59AM
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MLB
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock???



You can't fuck a baby.
Dec 15 2005 1:01AM
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freestyle_kyle
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u mean u cant fuck a rock? i know i can fuck a baby. ewwwwww
Dec 15 2005 1:03AM
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fugative1800
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH BABY FUCKING JOKES. THATS FUCKING NASTY YOU DESPRIT BITCHES


What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.


Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.


What’s a real good way to kill a nigger?
Toss a bucket of chicken into the middle of the freeway


Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor


A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.



What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!



What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
Another good start!


Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!



What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.



What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff



Why did the ape commit suicide?
He heard that he might have evolved from a nigger!
Dec 15 2005 1:58AM
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1-pippin
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whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?
the 4 year old girl in my trunk.
Dec 15 2005 2:37AM
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gopher_guts
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How do you get a baby in a blender?

Feet first

Why feet first?

So you can watch the reaction on its face

How do you get it out?

With a straw
Dec 15 2005 7:16AM
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Lendogg
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just to clear up the aussie thing, coz i dont think it was explained properly before.

In Sydney a lifeguard was bashed (maybe killed, not sure) by some Lebanese. This sparked major conflict and pretty much all the aussies are rioting against the Lebs and anyone who looks ethnic. I think theres been women being raped, plenty of cars smashed and a lot of arrests and its been pretty out of control. Now we've got people going round trying to spread the peace, which i guess is a good thing.
Dec 15 2005 7:31AM
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hippie_cat
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the lifeguard wasnt killed.
the lebsanese dudes gave him shit after he asked them to stop playing soccer cos they were getting in peoples way, so the lifeguards told the lebbos to fuck off, so the lebbos beat the shit outta them.
then all the redneck rent-a-crowd (including neo nazi groups) had like an "anti anyone who looks arabic or medeterrainian" riot, so the lebbos went around smashing shit.
it got way worse cos our redneck radio hosts told the redneck ozzies to go lynch the lebbos for bashing an "ozzie icon"
short story: radio hosts are fucktards.
Dec 15 2005 8:54AM
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vRoy
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i know someone that lives in cronula wher it happend. he said that the lebonese guys didn't even touch the life gaurds. they just got a bit roudy... then a whole lot of white supremist fuck-tards came to the beach writing Aussi Pride in the sand and they waved a big banner with ethnic cleansing on it. the fuckers where asking for trouble and they got it..
Dec 16 2005 2:09AM
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