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Pro Hos With STDs - The Official Thread

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Lilhorsey
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In the best interest of keeping our population of pro athletes as clean and healthy as possible, I think its important to start an official database of all known and established Pro Hos and their STDs.

This is a serious matter.

Someone start us off here...

Jul 15 2005 10:44PM
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sketchlinefilms
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 10
tanner hall...gangsterholic, wiggerized white boy who believes he's black, and i believe that he payed a hooker in the hood and got those std's from her!

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

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Jul 15 2005 10:46PM
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Lilhorsey
Posts: 579 - Karma: 19
Pro HOS homie, not pros.

Jul 15 2005 10:52PM
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Schoening
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way to be thinking the best for the pro's lilhorsey. we appreciate it.

Jul 15 2005 10:53PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
skibrdingbitch

and uhh

skibrdingbitch

and mmmmmm... well...

skibrdingbitch

-teddy
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The Lab
Jul 15 2005 10:57PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
sugarloaf is trouble

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puttin the ummmmm in summer since 95'
Jul 15 2005 11:04PM
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Girays_Brother
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ktownchic

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

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Jul 15 2005 11:06PM
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johanblaze
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katiesd

Jul 15 2005 11:16PM
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$westside$
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andy milinokis

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Jul 15 2005 11:31PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
Lilhorsey MAY or MAY NOT have gotten chlamydia from a horse.




back to the original
Jul 15 2005 11:35PM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
^is that funny?

Jul 15 2005 11:37PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
^ you tell me




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Jul 15 2005 11:38PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
Angelica.........


"I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer for it. But in my heart, I believe that what I'm doing is right. So i feel like I'm going to heaven." -Tupac Shakur-
Jul 15 2005 11:40PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Jeff Kiesel is a dirty mafuckka with lots of STDs, watch out!

-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
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Jul 16 2005 12:07AM
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dirty_dreb
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hahaha you dont even know what a pro ho is

dreblit?
Jul 16 2005 12:10AM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
what a great thread, wow!
i heard talk of this particular whistler girl with/had the clap who nailed 4 pros during wsi weekend in whistler.

Jul 16 2005 12:10AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
guys what the fuck? like sweet your trying to be funny, and piss me off or something, but i don't get pissed so stop trying. this whole pro hoe thing is getting soo old. it would be funny if it was remotely true but unless you know better then i do, what makes me a pro hoe? i have been with one "pro skier" before he was even pro, and being with one person does NOT make me a pro "hoe" sorry doens't work that way. so i don't deserve all this shit,
grow up kids


Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Jul 16 2005 12:13AM
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friedcheese
Posts: 1245 - Karma: 23
spoken like a true pro hoe

Jul 16 2005 12:15AM
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EastCoastPride
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yeah, we're not trying to be funny, just trying to warn an unsuspecting public...

-teddy
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The Lab
Jul 16 2005 12:19AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
bull shit. don't even try to lie.

Jul 16 2005 12:25AM
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dirty_dreb
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haha thats kinda FUNNY

dreblit?
Jul 16 2005 12:29AM
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Craigskis
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Trama1260 has had a few...

hohoho,

i'm not kinding...

live by the N.E.R.D
Jul 16 2005 12:46AM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
skiboardingbitch fo sho


" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 16 2005 12:47AM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
I have a friend with clmidia...what should he do about it?

Rossignol


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Jul 16 2005 12:47AM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
^ get ghonneria. its a bacteria and will eat the chlamydia.

ok thats a lie. GO TO THE DOCTOR! there are creams and anti-biotics





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Jul 16 2005 12:52AM
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albatross.
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Jul 16 2005 2:01AM
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Lilhorsey
Posts: 579 - Karma: 19
This is a great start!

Lets do what we can to keep our pros protected!



Jul 16 2005 3:28AM
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SeanB
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hahaha that cracked me up real nice for some reason

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Jul 16 2005 3:49AM
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dweezileast
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^oh yeah, jake comes up with some pretty witty responses, look at what he said to zach

jack.

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Jul 16 2005 8:39AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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bons


member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
Jul 16 2005 8:46AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
^lol


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Jul 16 2005 10:27AM
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Lilhorsey
Posts: 579 - Karma: 19

and the totals are going up.

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Messages from DELETED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT:

Date Sent: July 16 2005 13:18:13
hey keep it on the low down who told you but you started the thread on pro ho's and one certain one said she has only hooked up with 1 pro. well this year she wassupa with john spriggs the same night that i got it on with her, and I know of like 5 more pros shes jumped on. you can post that, i cant.

Jul 16 2005 1:24PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
hahah this is so funny

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 1:28PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
ive got a pretty bad stinging when i pee damn uuuuuuuuuuu jen hudak

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 1:29PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
sugarloaf has been 'doming' it up with the one and only Jeff Kiesel today. Infact, she was apperently cleaning his knob as he typed to me.

Good for him, but she is now officially on the 'pro ho' list.

-Pat
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Jul 16 2005 1:35PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
hahaha if it didn't bother you then you wouldn't bother replying.

word from the glacier tells us different. thats a couple of hundred peoples' word against yours, and they mostly heard it from you.

hahaha

Jul 16 2005 1:39PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
i dont want to talk shit on angelica cause shes really nice and everything but pros have told me dirty secrets and its hard not to belive them cause theyre good

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 1:51PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
ok then if you guys have heard so differently, what pros have i been with?


Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Jul 16 2005 2:29PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
theres only one that i know of and hes more am but you can get with me any day haaha im just kiddin

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 2:31PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
you may not be a pro ho at all but some how uve ammased quite the reputation

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 2:35PM
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207allday
Posts: 190 - Karma: 10
-word

Jul 16 2005 2:38PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
See, I always miss the nordloh (or however you spell it) sisters acting like whores. I missed out on the famous Anjelica video that earned her the nickname "tits" for so long, and then there was that episode where her sister got a tatoo in a... sensitive... area, and posted revealing pictures on here. I was away or not posting during both of these events, and was only told later (although I happen to know a few people who still have that video, Anjelica).
I sort of feel blessed because of this fact, to be honest. If you two are planning any other escapades, let me know first so I can be elsewhere.

Jul 16 2005 2:44PM
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delete2
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So you admit to being a pro ho?

Oh, and for the record we need to know the infections that are present in your vaginal area.

Jul 16 2005 2:50PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
who tha fuck r u!? montel williams!?

Jul 16 2005 2:52PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
the only pro ho on DIS syte is fuckin zachd! the only reason he excells in skiing is so he can get with pros at contests and suck there dix!

Jul 16 2005 2:53PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
^SHIT, Called out. Yeah, it's Montel.

Jul 16 2005 2:53PM
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guddgulf17
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This thread is quite funny.


David

It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now â??fired upâ?? to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwenâ??s behalf.- -AR_Six-

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.
Jul 16 2005 3:19PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
Pony Bitch....Ghonoria from various 4 legged animals. Also herpes from a transy



Poor Milk Productions
Jul 16 2005 3:35PM
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Mikael420
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i PERSONALLY got gonoherpasyphilaids from anjelica, and my penis looks like a colleflower.... heads up sammy carlson, she said your next,

SHOTGUN ANAL!

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Jul 16 2005 3:42PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
Thanks, I just about spat out beer all over my computer reading that.

Jul 16 2005 3:52PM
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wuestinator
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i personally think its amazing that all these people from around me are popular on ns.

such as the person this thread is about. but why just take it out on anjelica? suppsedly her twin sister is a BIGGER pro hoe. maybe someone should bring her up for some good laughs.



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Jul 16 2005 3:59PM
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