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45.
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I live in a small town named Muscatine in Iowa. We are known for our unusually high teen pregnancy rate. Well in my Spanish 3 class i sit next to a black chick who is pregnant (no stereotype there?) She is 17 and was 9 months pregnant so conveniently in the middle of class her water breaks, the shit got on my leg and all over my foot and shoe, basically i had smelly piss water all over my freaking foot. Then she started like gulping for air taking huge breaths and was like saying she needed help... me being the only one sitting around her instantly shouted "O SHIT!" and started spazzing out. i had no clue what to do. Luckily my spanish teacher has popped a few out and got Marissa (pregnant chick) to clam down and took her to the hospital. All the while i still had smelly piss water that splurged out on to my leg... i didnt wanna touch it to clean it off so it kinda stayed there for a while until i came to my senses and grabbed a huge roll of paper towels and cleaned it off. Im just fucking glad she didnt go into labor... that would have made for an even more fucked up day




Oct 17 2007 8:01PM
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meggles
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ahhahaahahahhhahahaha
Oct 17 2007 8:02PM
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2+2=5
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cool story
Oct 17 2007 8:03PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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thats the grossest/funniest thing ive heard on NS in a while...what percentage of girls are preggo at your school?
Oct 17 2007 8:03PM
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weenox
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best.
thread.
ever.
Oct 17 2007 8:03PM
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~auddie~
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smelly piss water all over my freaking foot...that made me chuckle

but seriously hooray for awkward moments, back in elementary school during sex-ed, as soon as the teacher starts putting slides up of the female reproductive system the kid sitting in front of me falls out of his chair and starts having a seizure on the ground, we all thought he was joking around...
Oct 17 2007 8:04PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Breaking your water IS going into labor, silly.
Oct 17 2007 8:05PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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wow bro that is intense... i cant even imagine the shit i would do if that happened to me. (im pretty obsessive about being clean) and some fucking juice that just came out of a pregnant chicks vagina.... ahsdahdsad im going to stop thinking about it
Oct 17 2007 8:06PM
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45.
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ok i will rephrase: Im glad there was no baby lying on my foot
Oct 17 2007 8:06PM
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currentwestman
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thats hilarious, but seizures can be really bad....but still funny cuz it was during sex ed
Oct 17 2007 8:06PM
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Piste.Off
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hahahahahahahah reminds me of tampon blood in superbad
Oct 17 2007 8:06PM
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hurrisun
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bwahah thats awosme it woulda been better if she did it on the flor then ur teahcer or a nerd was walking by adn sliped in it
Oct 17 2007 8:06PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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hahahahahaha
Oct 17 2007 8:07PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I highly doubt that would have happened.
Oct 17 2007 8:07PM
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grams.
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Aha, you're lucky that didn't end up any worse.
Oct 17 2007 8:08PM
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PilleDaKid
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Thats sooo gross!!!  If that happened to me I probally would have threw up everywhere.
Oct 17 2007 8:10PM
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quixotic
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Slightly disturbing.  I would have probably just sat there in shock that some chicks vagina juice was splattered all over my leg.
Oct 17 2007 8:10PM
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ForestryIs8nice
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haha wait- what the hell is iowa
Oct 17 2007 8:10PM
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ColbyV
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haha thats like a 1 in a million story
Oct 17 2007 8:14PM
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flyinghighagain
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hey look at the bright side at least u weren't wearing shorts...... i hope
Oct 17 2007 8:18PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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HAHAHHAHAHA OMG ROFL
Oct 17 2007 8:18PM
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zylstra
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lawl
Oct 17 2007 8:20PM
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hurrisun
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luckily, imagine if it was like a common thing to have a womens water break on you
Oct 17 2007 8:21PM
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45.
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it doesnt get on your leg if youve got jeans on haha. i was in shorts unfortunately
Oct 17 2007 8:21PM
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flyinghighagain
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well at least jeans provide that layer of protection where u got like 2.5 mins before it soaks thru the denim and then reaches the skin as opposed to shorts were its instantaneous and BAAM just splashes onto  the skin and sits there like a little puddle on you way worse and i'd probably yak all over the place if that happened to me in shorts...come to think of it surprised u didn't
Oct 17 2007 8:37PM
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t-roy
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hahahahahahahha, that's a new one.
Oct 17 2007 11:10PM
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proZach
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i'm so glad i read that when i am drunk. hahahahah.

sucks.
Oct 17 2007 11:13PM
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Crackaghan
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hahahahah maybe he likes vagina piss water
Oct 17 2007 11:23PM
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ajax
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bwahahahahaha, that's hilarious
Oct 17 2007 11:28PM
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whattheshit
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death by placenta.
Oct 17 2007 11:29PM
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beer.
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in kindergarten this kinda shy girl was made student of the week.  everyone gets to be student of the week, and u have to stand up in front of the whole class.  i was sitting on the carpet and she was wearing black tights.  suddenly a wet spot appeared right next to my hand.  it took me a minute to realize she had pissed herself standing in front of the whole class.  she changed schools and I never saw here again

in 3rd grade i was the first one into the classroom back from recess.  i saw this fat white trash girl and this girl who has seizures with their pants down touching each other.

in 5th grade the same white trashy girl had this nasty stench emanating from her one day.  it smelled like rancid nacho cheese.  everyone thought it was her feet.  the next year I learned it was a yeast infection

in 8th grade the same girl in the past 2 incidents was suspended from school for inserting a ruler into her vagina.  a kid i knew was punished for exclaiming "she done jacked herself off with a ruler" when he saw it happening
Oct 17 2007 11:34PM
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Crackaghan
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hahahah wow fucked up
one time in 2nd grade though this girl that liked me had to stay in during recess with me and my teacher left.  so anyways im sitting there also and she stands on the table in front of me and pulls her short shorts up and shows me her vagina from like 2 feet away

soooooo awkward
Oct 17 2007 11:47PM
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garrett.
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i wish it still worked that way
Oct 18 2007 12:01AM
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rudeboy_87
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WWWWWTTFFFFFF AHAHHAHAAHCBACHACAHAHAHHAHAHAC(#WYRC*NAY ($vj(uwx(*xjm(@ nfu@)@mxfcD(#@UR* NV$CUGFM$)@F
Oct 18 2007 5:08AM
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sk8almost13x
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dude thats fucking amazing
and fucking gross
Oct 18 2007 10:18AM
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45.
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hahaha wow! you win the weirdest story award
Oct 18 2007 9:07PM
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thenakedcellist
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bahahhaha oh shit son that sucks.
Oct 18 2007 9:10PM
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STREETS
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LMFAO funniest thing I have read in a long time on NS. I can just imagine like a Cletus voice from the Simpson's going  "she done jacked herself off with a ruler" lol
Oct 18 2007 9:22PM
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skithedirt
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45 ur a star


i could just picture u freaking out about having this shit on ur leg running around the spanish room jumping up and down



wish i wouldve been there

Oct 18 2007 9:25PM
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Sufferboy
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that sucks man

ahahahha u wont c her for a few weeks tho
Oct 18 2007 9:26PM
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doublexl
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ya seriously.
Oct 18 2007 9:43PM
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fourhundred
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pwnedd
Oct 18 2007 9:46PM
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49rider
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hilarious, i am still laughing my ass off.  the vagina piss water story was just fucking disgusting though, funny, but disgusting. i woulda ralphed

Oct 18 2007 10:04PM
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alaskakid
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hahaha great thread
Oct 18 2007 10:14PM
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GreekAR6
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Funniest thing I've heard in a while.
Oct 18 2007 10:17PM
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derbski
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photographs or this event you speak of never occured (pics or it didn't happen)
gus kiddin ya
But really dude, that is nasty, but it is the kind of story that you will be able to tell forever, like to your grandkids
Oct 18 2007 10:23PM
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charmander
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i know, i woulda coptered but this stupid chair doesnt copter
Oct 18 2007 10:30PM
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skiminnesota
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ha ha hah hah ah ha


this is one of the weirdest story's ive ever read here on NS
Oct 18 2007 10:35PM
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tequila
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You guys go to weird schools....worst we ever had was the girl who ODed in the toilets after naked pictures of herself got round the school. But I wasn't even there that week.
Oct 18 2007 10:54PM
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jimmychung
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dude, amniotic fluid on your leg? super gnaaaar!
Oct 18 2007 10:56PM
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lushlaxstr
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HAHAH EWWWWW
Oct 18 2007 11:29PM
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