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Petition to abduct Ian Cosco and force him to make chug 16

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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Chug life is like the only good thing about pro skiing and now it is gone. all i want is to watch pros party. Not ski!
Nov 17 2013 5:40PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
hahaha I say we do this anyway
Nov 18 2013 2:44PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
signed under one condition, upon completion I get to sell him into the sex slave industry.
Nov 18 2013 2:50PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Signed. Although I heard he died snorting cocaine off of a Bolivian male prostitute's penis.
Nov 18 2013 3:00PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 3,791
Signed. We want Chug!
Nov 18 2013 3:44PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,015
Chug died about a year and a half ago.....Look it up.
Nov 18 2013 3:59PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
signed
Nov 18 2013 4:42PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 508
I sat near chug once on a flight to mammoth. /claim.
Nov 18 2013 4:44PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Ivan Tuphuc-Yorfaas signing in.
Nov 18 2013 5:03PM
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Alvaro
Posts: 323 - Karma: 2,066
signed
Nov 18 2013 5:21PM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
how do i sign?
Nov 18 2013 5:48PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
163/300. not bad. more than halfway there.
Nov 18 2013 5:53PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
My life has been a black abyss since Chug Life stopped.

Signed.
Nov 18 2013 6:13PM
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
I, Mike Litoris has signed
Nov 18 2013 6:30PM
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.j.Scrilla
Posts: 490 - Karma: 2,444
Signed !


Nov 18 2013 6:52PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I disagree with Michelle Bachman's priorities. That being said, signed


Nov 18 2013 8:08PM
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dani_
Posts: 72 - Karma: 146
down
Nov 18 2013 8:17PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
I, Mo Lester, want this to happen.
Nov 18 2013 8:20PM
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Mordecai
Posts: 620 - Karma: 401
Signed as "Hugh G. Rection"
Nov 18 2013 8:21PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
one hundred and eighty four
Nov 18 2013 8:33PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
don't you all remember chug llfe 15? it fucking sucked I don't get why we should make him make another one of those.
Nov 18 2013 8:39PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
done
Nov 18 2013 8:48PM
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JDUBSki22
Posts: 173 - Karma: 175
haha: i.c. wiener. i wish we could read all the names
Nov 18 2013 8:54PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
signed !
Nov 18 2013 11:18PM
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original
Posts: 377 - Karma: 877
signed. Please come back in my life chuggggg
Nov 18 2013 11:46PM
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mriceyman
Posts: 30 - Karma: 72
Buster Cherry signed
Nov 18 2013 11:55PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
chug is too concerned about his image these days ...
Nov 19 2013 1:22AM
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peter87
Posts: 72 - Karma: 315
NOT SIGNED. Don't want to watch pros take shits. Sorry fellas.
Nov 19 2013 8:32AM
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Dibs
Posts: 496 - Karma: 86
just signed. will chug even do this??
Nov 19 2013 10:20AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,632
We might have to escalate. My idea sucks. We need something better than an internet signature campaign.

Maybe a letter writing campaign?

Kidnapping could work, but its high concequence.
Nov 19 2013 12:50PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,819
lets just pay him in alcohol
Nov 19 2013 1:44PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
The world should shut down to Chug until he makes a new episode.

No more pizza delivery, stores won't sell food to him, ski shops will no longer mount his skis etc...
Nov 19 2013 1:46PM
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ajrowlands
Posts: 43 - Karma: 93
signed!
Nov 19 2013 1:56PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 3,791
For real, let's get this mugs address and start sending him hand written, semi pornogrpahic, well spoken letters describing why we want Chug Life to return!
Nov 19 2013 4:17PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
If you know where I lives I will write him a letter.

Also 237 sigs. so close.
Nov 19 2013 7:15PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I'll bring the rufinol!
Nov 19 2013 7:18PM
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sammyk
Posts: 436 - Karma: 131
mike hunt has signed
Nov 19 2013 7:24PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Fuck You guys, you stopped voting when we were like 50 votes away.
Nov 24 2013 12:52PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,632
You could send pictures of erect dog penises in thousands of letters every month. That might start to chip away.

Maybe if he's trying to get (or has) a job, we could bomb that place with letters/pizzas/nudity/etc so as to cause a ton of issue.

Someone hack all his accounts?

Chug we could do this a dramatically easier way.... we'll still pay you for episodes.
Nov 24 2013 2:14PM
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hkn
Posts: 221 - Karma: 2,938
Signed.

Suggested plot for Chug 16:
Chug wakes up, finding himself chained to Olenick's truck and all former participants of Winter X, JOSS and the Dew Tour get the opportunity to [insert sexual abuse of choice here] while Petey-O watches, dressed in his trademark Speedos.

Not too many to go. Was #250 to sign.




Nov 27 2013 4:42PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 21,181
I wanna see TJ poop again, that was one of the funniest parts of chug life.
Nov 28 2013 12:27AM
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Dauminator
Posts: 35 - Karma: 81
Signed
Nov 28 2013 12:51AM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
signed this puta
Nov 30 2013 9:44AM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
signed
Nov 30 2013 6:06PM
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[JakeD]
Posts: 17 - Karma: 13
signed
Nov 30 2013 7:34PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Is he gunna do it?
Dec 4 2013 10:07PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
No we didnt even make it to 3 hunna
Dec 4 2013 10:13PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I'm pretty spooked I gotta say
Dec 4 2013 11:56PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
This thread shall not die
Dec 5 2013 1:23PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6108 - Karma: 7,678
Not yet.
Dec 5 2013 4:25PM
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hkn
Posts: 221 - Karma: 2,938
275 signed now.

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Dec 5 2013 7:52PM
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