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OFFICIAL POWDER SKIER CALLOUT THREAD

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JerryBarnJibber
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Ok so iv'e been seeing all these powder skiing edits lately, and they are really starting to get to me. Like they get more credit for skiing down a fucking ungroomed hill? big woop. Skiing park comes with way more risks.... sliding down a metal pole is so much more ballsy, and not to mention falling on a booter is like landing on concrete in a way haha. So I think all you little powder skiers should grow a pair and move to the park where every skier should be! And I know all you guys will agree with me because that is what NS is for. PARK NOT POWDER

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JUP*
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Please stop posting horrible threads
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Jamartini
Posts: 408 - Karma: 1,663
Troll or not, people ski pow when they can, yes people ski more pow than others. The pow isn't always there so they take advantage of it, the park is always there. And how about you go drop a ballsy pillow line or huge drop
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Elmo.
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shut up.
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JerryBarnJibber
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I probably could considering I can easily turn and jump on a park run hahahah
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MothaHucker
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All I want for christmas is for this to be a fucking troll thread. Please jesus dont let this kid be serious
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K-Dot.
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I clicked on OP's profile to see where he lives and it said Ontario, Canada and I don't even know where that is but they must suck a lot of cock there for OP to be from there.
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JerryBarnJibber
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I don't even know what a fucking troll is? In the country of North America we have a right to have an opinion? so that means I can say whatever I want. I don't like powder skiers. so what? If you have nothing good to say why bother speak? god damn our world is one fucked up place.
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CashmereCat
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I wish I could ski powder. It looks like so much fun. Being from Iowa, park is all I've got though
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Benson.
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You suck.
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JerryBarnJibber
Posts: 31 - Karma: -1,543
Yeah man I ski at Blue mountain Ontario so we get quite a bit of pow, but I don't see the fun in it at all. its so easy
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CashmereCat
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So how do you feel about Parker white?
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MothaHucker
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you're a stupid cunt.

hang yourself.
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edai
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Allow me to introduce you to your teacher Mr. Hall. Today in class he'll be discussing real mountains.



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JerryBarnJibber
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Holy fuck Tanner Hall is annoying.
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RaymondBabbitt
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Of course you can't have pancakes without maple syrup.
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FUUUCK
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snowfinder
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Not as annoying as you.
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JerryBarnJibber
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No I'm actually not annoying.
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Maruchan
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Powder is actually really hard to land in
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JerryBarnJibber
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not really hahaha, usually landing on a jump is easier when there's powder. makes it so you can butter out easier
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TACO-DOG.exe
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op is just too afraid to ride pow, so he bashes pow riders to make him feel good about himself.
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ESB
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Whether you're serious or not, you're an idiot either way.
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Karma_Police
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And surfing isn't about getting barreled either, it's about punts and airs right?

You're a kook.

Stay in the park until your parents say it's alright to come ski with the big boys k?
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powbrewer
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Don't approve of this thread
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papermache
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fine by me, one less gaper to track up the snow
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Benson.
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OP is a
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tcurle
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Who gives a shit?! Ski how you want wear you want, park is fun, powder is fun but they are both good in different ways stop trying to compare them.
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pjbagel
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3eQVEfrObo
This video will explain everything to the OP
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sherms
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oh my god hahahahahaha OP got murdereddddd
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MythicMontainMan
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This must be skiermaans new profile
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nshap54
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OP
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FreeVillain
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My opinion on powder was its ok not that big of a deal. Until I fucking skied it on a real fucking mountain. You honestly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Park is way easier than powder.
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JerryBarnJibber
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FUCK THE HATERS. I won't change my mind about my own opinion? If you truly believe in a cause then you should push yourself to support it. I'm sick of all you 12 year olds on your computers trolling on my thread? Do it somewhere else!!! God damn
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joriza.ski
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thats not a country. great job
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WVskiing
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Because skiing into a tree doesn't hurt
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JerryBarnJibber
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Country province city whatever they are all the fucking same.
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EvanMeyer
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Mainah
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pow over park any day and stomping cliffs and lines is way harder and sketchier than park theres no built take off or nice landing just a mountain and some sketchy shit between the top and the bottom
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JakeBarrett
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Its a fucking continent you twat
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Lachie.
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why are 95% of the comments down voted?
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KennyD
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right back at ya, bud
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JakeBarrett
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because OP
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Crispy.
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New country?
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gouda
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OTO9LCWerHI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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gouda
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You suck at life
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YouAllSuck
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This thread is some funny shit




And OP I would love to see you try these pillows (from Tanner Halls instagram)
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Kucher
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"so we get quite a bit of pow" LOL hows the pow up at blue mountain man? Blue barely gets enough snow to get a half decent park going in the middle of the season. Hahahaha chances OP has stepped outside of ontario are at about 0% right now. Buddy you would shit yourself if you ever saw a real pow line (steeps, pillows etc.)
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Benson.
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/thread
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Filmore
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Dont feed the troll
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