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Stupidest CLAIM

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rasta_bry29
Posts: 30 - Karma: 570
What's the dumbest claim you've made?

Fake or real its a claim
Oct 24 2013 12:28AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
One time I made the worst thread ever.
Oct 24 2013 12:29AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I had sex with Ke$ha and DIDN'T get an STD
Oct 24 2013 12:29AM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,877
I did that one thing that one time
Oct 24 2013 12:33AM
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
I smelled a smelly kind of smell that smelled...smelly
Oct 24 2013 12:40AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861

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Oct 24 2013 12:43AM
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
you're my new best friend
Oct 24 2013 12:44AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Anyone who can quote classic spongebob is a 10 in my book
Oct 24 2013 12:45AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,347
Can i be friends? Classic spongebob is so good.

Its not just a boulder....its a rock
Oct 24 2013 12:59AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Well you're already one of my favorite members but quoting that episode just solidifies your position

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Oct 24 2013 1:01AM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
I missed getting herpes from a chick by 1 day. Boo ya ka sha. Or maybe I have it, don't really care. Everyone has that shit. /claim

I snorted meth once. Psh.. I ain't addicted. /claim
Oct 24 2013 1:01AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
Don't forget to bring it around town, bring it aooouuunnnnddddd tooooowwwwnnnnn
Oct 24 2013 2:00AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
If you guys keep giving me quotes I will find gifs for them

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Oct 24 2013 2:02AM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,877
Is mayonaise an instrument?
What about horseradish?
Oct 24 2013 2:33AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
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and bonus

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Oct 24 2013 2:46AM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,877
I think I love you
Oct 24 2013 2:53AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Love you too
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Oct 24 2013 2:56AM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
I wipe my ass back to front.
Oct 24 2013 3:44AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
I used to have a mechanical spongebob that would always say that quote and move its arms if the button was pushed.
Oct 24 2013 5:26AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I don't understand what's back and what's front? Is that gooch to coin slot or vice versa?
Oct 24 2013 5:36AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Hash slinging slaaaasher
Oct 24 2013 6:26AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
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and I had to share this

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Oct 24 2013 6:34AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
New favorite member
Oct 24 2013 6:39AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
"Patrick, just how stupid are you?"
"It varies"
Oct 24 2013 10:22AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
what the fuck happened here?
Oct 24 2013 10:36AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
Aidan-G made a shitty thread not shitty
Oct 24 2013 10:40AM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
spongebob, the inner macinations of my mind are an enigma

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Oct 24 2013 11:02AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Boom

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Oct 24 2013 11:03AM
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Kid.Kelley
Posts: 565 - Karma: 181
This turned into a spongebob thread and oh how I love it.
Oct 24 2013 11:09AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
Oct 24 2013 11:36AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
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Oct 24 2013 5:44PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37606 - Karma: 122,595
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA ABSOLUTIVEALY
Oct 24 2013 5:51PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
Oct 24 2013 5:54PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
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Oct 24 2013 6:00PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 7,514
IM A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!

F IS FOR FIRE BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

U IS FOR URANIUM






















BOMBS
Oct 24 2013 6:08PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 7,514
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
Oct 24 2013 6:09PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 7,514
may i take your hat sir?

hey I'm talking towards you.
Oct 24 2013 6:10PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
MRW when I saw this gif...That episode ruined my week I could barely clench my juice box without the though of that fucker...
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Oct 24 2013 6:25PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,877
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Oct 24 2013 6:53PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1901 - Karma: 1,765
Pinhead Larry and dirty dan. And the Alaskan bull worm. I love this thread
Oct 24 2013 6:54PM
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elinde
Posts: 1470 - Karma: 3,059
Man those moves are HOT
Oct 24 2013 8:45PM
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a_burger
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do do do do
Oct 24 2013 9:01PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,819
entered: Dumb claims

left: Sponagebob thread

I love you guys

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Oct 24 2013 9:37PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
Oct 24 2013 9:43PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,818
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Oct 24 2013 9:47PM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
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Oct 24 2013 9:58PM
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Wolffy
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Oct 24 2013 10:00PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
^^fuck you
Oct 24 2013 10:02PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Aidan~G I have a challenge for you: Find a spongebob GIF of when Spongebob makes the subliminal comment about getting it on with Sandy while preparing to karate duel.
Oct 24 2013 10:07PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Oooo a challenge. This might take a little bit but I accept
Oct 24 2013 10:10PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
Oct 24 2013 11:03PM
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