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What do you want the J Skis / Newschoolers collab ski to look like?

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Mr.Bishop
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Fuck it... we can't come up with something... and hell we probably shouldn't.

So we're bringing you in on it - likely just like we should have from the beginning.

My vote is to simply have the topsheet be a gigantic full frontal shot of the most beautiful Llama you've ever seen. Bases say 'newschoolers' and that's it.

We have until Monday.

If you feel like designing the ski, then fucking go for it. If you feel like making suggestions then more power to you. If you just feel like commenting / voting - then please take part.

lets make the most fucked up cool thing ever.

Yeah?

Oct 17 2013 11:03PM
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Bertrand
Posts: 423 - Karma: 457
Tanner halls face
At least one ferret
A dildo, or two
Llamas
Penguins
Fuck tons of penguins
A picture of the European guys from Hot Dog
Chads gap
"Ski patrol blew it up"
Sloths
"Poles or no poles"
"Skinny or baggy"
"Full tilts hurt my feet, what do I do?"
Ewoks
Thug Zone/Gucci Plateau
LJ's kneecap
Tom Wallisch derp face


Incorporate Starry Night somehow into it. For fun.

Oct 17 2013 11:15PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Grizzlycorns
Oct 17 2013 11:17PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
It should incorporate the greatest pics and photoshops from NS history. Solid 7, Jon Olson shops, tanner hall scream ect ect
Oct 17 2013 11:18PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
Honestly I think we should make it really basic and sick looking rather than cluttered and just cheesy. I feel like it'd be sick if we had something super basic for the topsheet and then just went fucking ape on the base design.
Oct 17 2013 11:20PM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027
My vote is for this. But could we add "Shit summer NSG sucks" and maybe some gaper quotes "What altitude do deer turn to elk?" stuff like that.
Oct 17 2013 11:21PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
a glass of milk and a keyboard
Oct 17 2013 11:25PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
well considering this is NS you shold probably just cover the topsheets with this

and then say newschoolers on the bases.
Oct 17 2013 11:26PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
all black topsheet and base
Oct 17 2013 11:27PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,633
What about a majestic Llama on top and then all the fucking legend NS/NSG shit on the bottom?
Oct 17 2013 11:45PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
It needs to be retarded
Oct 17 2013 11:46PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,962
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Oct 17 2013 11:52PM
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Nieds
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,926
Llama's.
Oct 17 2013 11:53PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
i vote for this one
Oct 17 2013 11:54PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,248
Llamacorn!
Oct 18 2013 12:07AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Easy now, I still have the ski template which this was created for. It might actually happen one day...

Although it is a masterful piece and would look good on just about any ski :D
Oct 18 2013 12:08AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
black topsheet, black bases. Newschoolers on it somewhere small in a light color such as white, blue, green or red.
Oct 18 2013 12:10AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Agreed. If it's not retarded it's not NS.
Oct 18 2013 12:19AM
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FIBski
Posts: 197 - Karma: 315
i like the kids idea of including Hot Dog. That has to be done! Somehow incorporate it in to the ski with whatever you do!
Oct 18 2013 12:19AM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
Something simple on the top, and then on the bottom, something like this:
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but with all the classic threads: how to get to chads, solid 7, I tried to rocker my own skis... stuff like that. I could mock one up later, but I'm lazy right now.
Oct 18 2013 12:25AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093

something simplistic but fun and dope would be reallly cool

Oct 18 2013 12:28AM
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Tanner-D
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 4,116
Titties...titties everywhere.
Oct 18 2013 12:36AM
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Bertrand
Posts: 423 - Karma: 457
Wait...I'm legitimately pissed I forgot about this.
Oct 18 2013 12:37AM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
All black but with a white ns logo on the tip and tail
Oct 18 2013 12:41AM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10447 - Karma: 10,020
Definitely needs some llama action....

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Oct 18 2013 12:44AM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
Nudity.
Oct 18 2013 12:48AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
How do you get to Chads Gap?
Oct 18 2013 12:52AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Mr. Bishop's happy trail with Tanner Halls face as the bellybutton.
Oct 18 2013 12:54AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
Needs a couple ripped shirtless men slapped on there for sure. Can't be too straight now.
Oct 18 2013 12:57AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Have Ian Compton style teeth like there are on the new Line TC skis, sporting one of David Lesh's finest Paul Wall grills.
Oct 18 2013 1:00AM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2459 - Karma: 5,783
Splice and Skiierman making love while hitting chads gap
Oct 18 2013 1:02AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
I really like the idea of a straight colour topsheet (black) with a NS logo somewhere and then the bottom just a photoshop fuckfest of all the best threads, pics and sayings that NS has had
Oct 18 2013 1:22AM
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jca
Posts: 4171 - Karma: 6,311
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duhhhh
Oct 18 2013 1:34AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
Yup, I would buy in a heartbeat.
Oct 18 2013 1:38AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
You win.
Oct 18 2013 1:44AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
just listing adjectives isn't a design idea
Oct 18 2013 2:12AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
the people have spoken
Oct 18 2013 2:16AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Osama pros to the people!!!
Oct 18 2013 6:01AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Needs "I am 12, what is this?" and "Style or Tech???????"
Oct 18 2013 6:13AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I like the black topsheet with NS fuckfest on bottom.
Oct 18 2013 6:15AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Also needs most famous threads on them
Oct 18 2013 6:16AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,071
Quoting for emphasis. would buy.
Oct 18 2013 7:34AM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
No
Oct 18 2013 7:55AM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
Osama pros! Please make my dream come true that these skis will be real one day
Oct 18 2013 8:08AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850
I think it should be something funny that represents NS, but that doesn't look like a piece of crap. I'll design something and post it here.
Oct 18 2013 8:15AM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
this, but with cold activation technology where a llama appears.
Oct 18 2013 8:17AM
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