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Smoking tissues makes me die

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chacha33
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I was at a party and everyone was getting high and I had a physical (with a drug test) so I couldnt smoke. I didn't want to look out of place so I made a dinky little pipe out of a pen and nut. Nobody was really watching me so I took a tissue from a box next to me and put it in my bowl. I pretended to be high then left. I ended up passing my test but now my voice sounds really different and my gf thinks Im fucking retarded. Does anyone know how to cure tissue-lung syndrome
Sep 3 2013 11:25AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
your girlfriend is correct
Sep 3 2013 11:26AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
so you were on a party with tissues.....
but you have a girlfriend....
hmmmm..
and after the party your girlfriend thinks your retarded...
well ok..
Sep 3 2013 11:28AM
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feihlination
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cannotbeserious.gif
Sep 3 2013 11:29AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
oh boy
help why

no op



stop
Sep 3 2013 11:46AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Yup, pretty much.
Sep 3 2013 11:47AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
Please be a Troll
Sep 3 2013 11:57AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
Your a fucking tard
Sep 3 2013 12:20PM
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Steezy_P
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Sep 3 2013 1:08PM
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SamMcChesney
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make sure to use downy extra soft next time.
Sep 3 2013 5:45PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
What are you, a bitch? A man should always smoke manila folder or higher grade paper
Sep 3 2013 5:48PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
hahahha, one dumb idea after another
Sep 3 2013 6:41PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
NSG just gets more and more stupid.
Sep 3 2013 6:42PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
If your voice now sounds hoarser you might have actually possibly given yourself Smoke Inhalation Injury.

Quite fascinating.
Sep 3 2013 7:29PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
you care so much about appearance that you are willing to set your lungs back, just to look like you were having a good time?


Fuck, a lot of the things I do are dumb, but not that irrational.
Sep 3 2013 7:29PM
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Spinoza
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lost hahaha
Sep 3 2013 7:57PM
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Randy_Quench
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haha the best part is you thought you would look decent smoking out of a pen.. regardless what the fuck you were smoking you looked like a squid smoking out of a crack pipe.
Sep 3 2013 8:01PM
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alex=
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entertaining*
Sep 3 2013 8:01PM
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Wizerd
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You're retarded, but you shouldn't have inhaled it
Sep 3 2013 8:12PM
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gotti
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Quite fascinating indeed, a retard in his natural habitat
Sep 3 2013 9:28PM
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MontanaMountains
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Holy shit !!! The EXACT same thing happened to me last year! I had it all,man. A great job, 2 beautiful daughters, a loving wife, a nice car, great house...etc Then I went to our neighbors house warming party... Little did I know this thing was a fucking crazy bash. There were naked guys glued to the walls and other guys were playing pin the tail on the dick. In another room there was a granny slurping smuckers off a guys cock with no dentures in. So obviously I'm tryin to fit in at this party. I head to the back porch and these bros are blowin some dank!!! Hella dank !!! HELLA !!! My wife said I had to quit dank so I smoked some tissues to fit in with the bros. that was last year. Now I am gay and fat. I live in Mexico and my job is to get hit with baseball bats to test them. My family abandoned me and my life will never be the same. Be warned!!!!!
Sep 4 2013 12:45AM
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-WZ-
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lost
Sep 4 2013 1:12AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Sep 4 2013 1:15AM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
Damn bro. Ur so laid back and chill on this website. U seem like an ill ass kid and im fuckin jealous. I wish that I was as chill and laid back as u bro u don't give a fuck about anything u just live ur life that's what makes u so chill and laid back!! Damn
Sep 4 2013 2:55AM
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brov1
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http://reactiongifs.com/?p=11450
Sep 4 2013 4:14PM
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werd.
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Or you could be like "nah I have a drug test"
Sep 4 2013 5:30PM
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robert77
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Shoulda hit the danq oregano
Sep 4 2013 5:35PM
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Elmo.
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NS gets dumber and dumber every day huh
Sep 4 2013 6:06PM
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