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How to shut snowboarders up

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MACK.
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So today was closing day at meadows and while i was going down some snowboarders on the lify were hollering down at me and calling me a gapper and making fun of my saga/lines(which they thought were armadas) and trying to throw snow on me. They were getting under my skin so in attempt to shut them up and throw the steeziest 360 mute. They were silent after that.
Anyone else ever had a story like this?
May 5 2013 11:51PM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,098
sick bro
May 5 2013 11:58PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
/claim
May 6 2013 12:00AM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
the standard at my local hill is snowboarders yelling do a frontflip when you are heading towards a rail, whenever this happens i immediatly cut off to the side of the lip and punch front just to make them happy
May 6 2013 12:02AM
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MACK.
Posts: 1230 - Karma: 1,892
Ya i do admit im not that good of a skier
May 6 2013 12:09AM
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Lachie.
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Little kids tell me to do backflips because they think its the most amazing and hardest trick that you can do.
May 6 2013 12:17AM
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50Kal
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You have to blow their mind with a switch backflip.
May 6 2013 12:29AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
radical hotdogging
May 6 2013 12:52AM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
they were probably high or drunk don't get your jimmies all rustled now
May 6 2013 12:59AM
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GayWolf420
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Waaaaahhhh the snowboarder was super mean to me and like, I want to get back at him.




Grow a fucking pair, dude.
May 6 2013 1:01AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
you show them your penis
May 6 2013 1:01AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,152
You need a verb. That should do the trick next time.
May 6 2013 1:03AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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hahahahahahaha
May 6 2013 1:06AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
If it makes you feel any better when I was a kid I constantly got kicked out of the park because I Ski.
May 6 2013 1:30AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4224 - Karma: 10,614
Don't be a bitch.
May 6 2013 2:23AM
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ScottyN
Posts: 376 - Karma: 455
Flew out to Jasper from the UK, standing at the top of the park, these park rat kids come up to me and start asking questions and things.

"Can you do a 7?!"

Me and my mate look at each other and laugh, turn back to the kids,

"Dude, you wanna see me double?!"

at that point i slide away with my mate following.

They were shouting after us,

"DO A 7!!! DO A DOUBLE!!!"

Hit the jump with some heat, popped well and proceeded to throw THE "Steeziest" double DAFFY.

Im pretty sure i melted their brains.
May 6 2013 6:09AM
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,700
At my park throwing rodeo seems to shut them up, since it looks way cooler than anything they can do
May 6 2013 9:07AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
Bro you should be blasting biebs through your skullcandies so loud that you can just ignore snowboarding hate.
May 6 2013 9:28AM
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SKIU4EA
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May 6 2013 9:38AM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
Just stare at them and say "me no speak English"
May 6 2013 9:56AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

this and other aerials over every jump and doing every feature switch

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May 6 2013 11:06AM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
Don't stop there. Force it down their throats, that should shit them up
May 6 2013 11:51AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
how about you just ignore them?
May 6 2013 11:54AM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
Or you can just throw a giant 180 and flip them off as they are at the top of the run in haha saw a kid do it once and it made my life
May 6 2013 12:26PM
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ShredAZ
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 641
Yea I usually do a front flip to finger blast right into their girlfriend. Works 65% of the time.
May 6 2013 1:23PM
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Session
Posts: 5372 - Karma: 22,047
I wouldn't worry about it. The general Meadows knuckledragger is pretty limited to grabbing method. Any talented ones have long left behind any Ski/Snowboard animosity.

The funny part though is that as a whole the raddest dudes going off at Meadows all over the resort are generally skiers.


Sparknotes: MHM snowboarders = LOL.
May 6 2013 1:34PM
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CrotchKiller
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stop being a pussy
May 6 2013 1:42PM
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DaffyDaDak
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who cares if they snowboard or ski, they enjoy there sport just as much as you do skiing
May 6 2013 2:53PM
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skiierman
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Hahahaha, the steeziest 360 mute... who the fuck do you think you are? JP Auclair? You suck just as hard as those snowboarders with self-claiming that hard.
May 6 2013 2:56PM
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J_MAC
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best way to shut up a snowboarder... give them one of your poles and challenge them to a swordfight while goin down the hill. You then proceed to stick your pole in between their legs and give it a good yank to the side and watch them catch their edge to faceplant :D
May 6 2013 2:56PM
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BigDog
Posts: 711 - Karma: 814
Try snowboarding...
No seriously, I ski with basically all snowboarders so I tried snowboarding one day and was easily keeping up in the park after the first day. (See Henrik Harlaut) Vice versa, snowboards who try skiing generally don't know what the fuck they're doing.
May 6 2013 3:07PM
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shitpoop
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Its different for everybody.
May 6 2013 3:22PM
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BigDog
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Probably, I think the concept of using one board is just physically easier than having to worry about two skis. Like if someone had zero experience with either. I wouldn't know though.
May 6 2013 3:26PM
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fnacke
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id just say: you wish you had my swag! then ride away like jon brogan! CHEEEH!
May 6 2013 4:15PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I could barely make it down the hill; I'm garbage at board sports. I've always wished I could do both though.
May 6 2013 4:31PM
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dkski
Posts: 457 - Karma: 209
works 65% of the time. all the time
May 6 2013 6:11PM
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jrl
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or you could befriend them?
May 6 2013 6:13PM
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Terpskerp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 115
your problem is, you're at meadows...
May 6 2013 6:17PM
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PacificRimJob
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Really? haha. Meadows is like the chillest place...



... also, in this day and age, kids don't know the struggle. Growing up in the 1990's was the pinnacle of 'hate'. I had to deal with that as a skier for YEAAARS.
May 6 2013 6:52PM
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Karl_Hungus
Posts: 510 - Karma: 3,664
haha i ski meadows and i feel like i know who this is and if it means anything skiers make fun of you too
May 6 2013 7:13PM
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Lemon
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FUCK YOU I WANTED TO DO THAT
May 6 2013 8:20PM
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_Jeffrey_
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NO WAY!? I SKI MEADOWS TOO BRO
May 6 2013 8:39PM
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elinde
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how old are you?
May 6 2013 8:59PM
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BMillerrr
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Throw the "steeziest" spread eagle. That'll show um whos boss, 80's style.
May 6 2013 9:36PM
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SOSA69
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May 6 2013 10:00PM
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-emile-
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liek when I get liek hated on liek by snowboarders liek I throw a ''insert claim here'' and then they liek stahp hatin'

any one else have similar experiene with snowboarders hatin on them but then they stop cause you do a steezy trick ??????? comment below
May 6 2013 10:04PM
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Stose
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Pretty much the same but these idiots at my hill always tell do a backflip so I do. They can't do anything so they just kinda shut up
May 6 2013 10:05PM
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
if a boarder starts getting all cock-assed I just sit down on the hill and spread my poles and skis out and become a giant starfish just to get in their way... its quite funny
May 6 2013 10:15PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
do this to innocent bystanders for additional thug status
May 6 2013 10:49PM
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CoryFlynn
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Snow boarding is too easy, first time boarding i did a steezy 90 to flat on my back and only broke my arm Some next level shit on my first day
May 7 2013 1:59AM
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