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Scootering wtf

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gotti
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I just started going to the skatepark again after a 4 year haiatus. Why the fuck are there so many scooters?
12 years ago
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Spagett+
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Next time you go to a skate park scooter there, it will change your life.
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Eric.
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Just start throwing elbows all over the place. 50 points if there on a razor and 100 points if there on something That cost them more than $200..
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CashmereCat
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They think it's difficult. Tail whipped first try. Fucking kids have no idea of what taking turns means.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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and you thought rollerbladers were bad...
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TOAST.
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Yes because no scootering trick is difficult. Every sport has easy tricks and hard tricks.
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GayWolf420
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It's mad gay. I don't care how good you are. It's for fucking 5 year olds in their driveways hitting those little plastic jumps you buy at Walmart
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TOAST.
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This kid skateboards because its cool, not because it's fun.
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GayWolf420
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It's still lame, dude. Get over it.
12 years ago
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Pickles.
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I can understand that they're annoying if they're a bunch of 8-12 year olds on razors, but some scooterers are legit. My one friend can throw almost any trick in the book (bri, double bri, triple bri, single double triple and quad tail whip (up to triple flat), and a bunch of other stuff I dont even know the names of.
Don't hate.
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
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im known at my local skatepark as "the bowl king" im not very good, but i still take complete control of the bowl every time im there. Some of the little bitch scooter kids don't know this, so i teach them by grinding their faces into the ground, little pricks.
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dvx100
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yeah this kid lives in my town :\
12 years ago
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SFB
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yeah i tried to go in the bowl once.. boy did i get murked.
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CashmereCat
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It's kinda like biking except a hell of a lot easier and a hell of a lot more annoying.
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grapejuice3000+
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this guy knows what im talking about, fruit boots for life right
12 years ago
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bo0b
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Post as many scootering videos as you want, it's still fucking lame.
12 years ago
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gotti
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Some of what the scooters do is sick and looks fun but I just took out my old razor for an hour and learned 3s and tailwhips. When I was a young'n it took me like two months to learn how to ollie. To me the work ethic that goes with skateboarding just isnt there with scooters. Not saying scootering is easier it just seems like scootering is skateboarding with what is analagous to training wheels.
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SFB
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my arms and legs are still broken.
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
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or kinda like skating for mentally handicapped kids
12 years ago
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cwillygood
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i dont care if its gay/lame in your eyes, its so freakin fun, my friend has a legit trick scooter and there just fun to ride through the park and ride tranny
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TOAST.
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I don't scooter, I just hate when dickheads bash other people for trying to have fun. Sure if they don't know proper etiquette they are annoying, but that applies to everyone no matter if they are skating, biking, scootering, or blading.
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theabortionator
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What the fuck is a bri?


And no matter what you do on a scooter it still looks retarded.
12 years ago
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theabortionator
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Something like this?

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grapejuice3000+
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my friend taught himself tail whips on my shitty razor scooter in literally 5 minutes, if the learning curve is that easy, well id say your friend has been scooting for, 3 days?
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theabortionator
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Exactly. It's bmx for pussies.
12 years ago
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ForrestW
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i got a feeling people who scooter do it because its fun, not to impress you.
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timmi
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Fuck I love brie. If there was such thing as triple brie I wouldn't leave my fucking house.
12 years ago
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deleted5
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DBL
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When I was in France, more than half of the park in the town was 14yr old kids on scooters, was lolz, but gay
12 years ago
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the.nile
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has nobody seen this video? http://vimeo.com/29868231
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
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...until your friends catch you on them. Kind of like fat chicks.
12 years ago
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SkierPT
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Geeze that kid has a sick vert game. Not much rail stuff but i don't skate or skoot so I really don't know whats possible for rails in skooters
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
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It's mad gay. I don't care how good you are. It's for fucking 40 year olds on groomers hitting moguls. Fuck skiing.
12 years ago
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.Hansel.
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This guy knows.

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Mr.Sloth
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When I was in France, more that half of the park on the mountain was 14yr old kids on skis, was lolz, but gay
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gotti
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Kid toys are fun for certain people, but real men will always skateboard
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.Hansel.
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nah son, all about skyboarding.


http://youtu.be/4-nQkwp2Mvs
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.Hansel.
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fuck it

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gotti
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theabortionator
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Nah bro, snow kayaking



https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/705177/page/1/

[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://www.scoopbook.fr/reportagesphotos/kayak1.jpg&size=400x1000[/img]
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theabortionator
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steezburgereddie
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One of the guys that I ride with sometimes put a shot of a scooter kit eating shit and dropping his scooter in the bowl right as he was going around it.
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~Gotama~
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I respect the fact that a lot of people are really good at scootering and can do some really impressive stuff that I would never even try. But, if you have to go to the bar and tell women that you're a professional scooterer, I'm afraid you're not going to get very far.
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GayWolf420
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Hahaha quit defending such a lame fucking thing. Skiing is lame too. But it's far more awesome than fucking around on a toys r s purchase.
12 years ago
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K-Dot.
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Who cares
12 years ago
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~Gotama~
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Fuck dude I've heard this joke so many times now. I'm changing my name.
12 years ago
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Willgum
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Who cares, its just a name
12 years ago
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stupendous-man
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Anyone can be good at scootering, thats why so many little kids do it. It takes some crazy tricks though to be called pro
12 years ago
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skiierman
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LOL at the retards trying to defend SCOOTERING. My god, you kids are lame. Go do something productive instead of trying to imitate others on a fucking toy.

"Skateboarding is too hard? Here, have some handlebars!"

"Biking is too fast and dangerous? Here, let's make those wheels micro and remove the whole fucking bike!"

I used to scooter all the time because it was fun to do... WHEN I WAS 12. Grow the fuck up.
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.AR6rider.
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Hahahaha

Wait, you were were serious?
12 years ago
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feihlination
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you obviously can do a lot of sports in a very extreme way. that last video up there is pretty tough. cant really imagine how youd throw these flips with all these whips or whatever.

if some intolerant fuckhead thinks its gay, whatever. its all just opinion and most are pretty worthless because they are just hating and trying to "defend" their own horseshit hobby
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