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I'm sick of guys.

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Idshredthat
Posts: 33 - Karma: -3,410
Guys think they're the only ones that get friendzoned. WELL. You're not. Also, when I'm on the hill, people don't take me seriously.. Thats why I started dressing like a guy on the hill.
It's pissing me off, girls feel like guys do. And they can do anything guys do.
Nov 26 2012 7:49PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I bet you cant pee with a dick
Nov 26 2012 7:50PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Yeah. Fuck guys.
Nov 26 2012 7:50PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
Pee standing up. I dare you.
Nov 26 2012 7:50PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
That means the girl in question is ugly.
Nov 26 2012 7:52PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
this thread is gonna go places..
Nov 26 2012 7:53PM
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Idshredthat
Posts: 33 - Karma: -3,410
I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls get turned in to friends.
Nov 26 2012 7:53PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Inb4 troll
Nov 26 2012 7:53PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
ok
Nov 26 2012 7:53PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
ill tickle your bellybutton from the inside...then pee. oh and ill take you seriously.
Nov 26 2012 7:54PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
they're friendzoning you because you're not s'ing the D
Nov 26 2012 7:54PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
every person to read this thread goes through the same process:

1. click on profile
2. click on pictures
3. no pics, rage
4. say something sassy and rude

if she did have pictures up, regardless of attractiveness the process would be:

1. click on profile
2. click on pictures
3. look for a long time
4. reply with shamelessly embarrassing and pathetic flirty 13 year old behavior
5. fap using feces as lubricant
6. lick hands clean

Nov 26 2012 7:55PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Your icon is too facebooky for me.
Nov 26 2012 7:55PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
/thread
Nov 26 2012 7:55PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
sums it up nicely^
Nov 26 2012 7:55PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
becoming lesbian is your only option
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Nov 26 2012 7:56PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
WRONG. SHE-WEE BRO

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Nov 26 2012 7:56PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Nooooo not true.

Hot girls can be friend zoned as well.
Nov 26 2012 7:56PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 33,788
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Nov 26 2012 7:57PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
girls can instantly defriendzone themselves by presenting their breasteses to whoever did the alleged friendzoning and then blowing him
Nov 26 2012 7:58PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1943 - Karma: 3,236
Except for pretty much everything guys do.
Nov 26 2012 7:58PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 390
Brilliant!
Nov 26 2012 8:00PM
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Idshredthat
Posts: 33 - Karma: -3,410
except for golf, and basketball...
Nov 26 2012 8:02PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
very cool
Nov 26 2012 8:03PM
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little1337
Posts: 8218 - Karma: 47,195
wait.... turned into friends from being gorgeous or turned into friends while maintaining their beauty...
Nov 26 2012 8:03PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I guess that a sex change is your only options.
Nov 26 2012 8:03PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,420
make a lez video then post it on the internetz.
Nov 26 2012 8:04PM
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Idshredthat
Posts: 33 - Karma: -3,410
Do I feel sexism? it's quite strong with this one.
Nov 26 2012 8:04PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 33,788
and baseball, weight lifting, skiing, soccer, skateboarding, biking, track and field.. to many to list.
Nov 26 2012 8:04PM
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momentz
Posts: 875 - Karma: 285
And skiing, tennis, volleyball, biking,
Swimming, lifting, running and most other sports
Nov 26 2012 8:05PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
holy shit you are an ignorant bitch
Nov 26 2012 8:06PM
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Idshredthat
Posts: 33 - Karma: -3,410
Soccer, Skiing, and Volleyball.
Nov 26 2012 8:06PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Pretty much everything except cooking and cleaning.
Nov 26 2012 8:07PM
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jameskiy
Posts: 396 - Karma: 3
jamie oliver begs to differ
Nov 26 2012 8:08PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
cant tell if serious...

also, I'll give you volleyball. You guys LOOK wayyyyyy better than us dudes in those spandex shorts.
Nov 26 2012 8:08PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
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Nov 26 2012 8:08PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
No, Hell No, and IDGAF
Nov 26 2012 8:08PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
are you retarded?
Nov 26 2012 8:09PM
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OG_lock
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,615
ill kiss you with the tongue bebe, but your in canada so meet me at the boarder and we can sit on the hood of my ar and listen to backstreet boys.
Nov 26 2012 8:09PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Not trying to be sexist or anything but I typically see guy skiers go bigger and do more intricate tricks than girl skiers. When comparing pros.
Nov 26 2012 8:09PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
My meter is picking up a stupid ass troll. Or a dumb bitch. Can't tell
Nov 26 2012 8:09PM
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Idshredthat
Posts: 33 - Karma: -3,410
>the fact I got called an ignorant bitch because you assholes are saying girls are nothing.
Nov 26 2012 8:10PM
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Idshredthat
Posts: 33 - Karma: -3,410
>both.

>Volleyball because our asses look good in shorts.
>Soccer because we fucking kill the mens team.
>Skiing because gender doesn't change agility. wat.
Nov 26 2012 8:12PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,420
no you're something because you take up space...
Nov 26 2012 8:13PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
The fact that you are an ignorant bitch is why you are called an ignorant bitch.
Nov 26 2012 8:14PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
and football, and soccer, and track and field... oh yeah and skiing
Nov 26 2012 8:14PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
Quit PMSing in NSG.
Nov 26 2012 8:14PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8813 - Karma: 34,834
I'm sorry...but you are son very wrong hahahaha....I really hope this is a troll. Women do not produce nearly as much testosterone, so they do not generally get as strong as males. You can argue that they have the same brains and coordination, but they can't be as strong. And guess what plays a HUGE role in basically every sport? Strength. So your argument is basically invalid in every way.
Nov 26 2012 8:14PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
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Nov 26 2012 8:14PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
trolololol

qq more
Nov 26 2012 8:15PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
This thread is dumb, let's direct all of our anger towards one of the two biggest groups of people simply because I know a good bunch that aren't that great. I know a bunch of girls who I dislike and have no respect for, but I don't go around making threads about it.
Nov 26 2012 8:16PM
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