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This girl is mad at me

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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
All righty, this isn't one of my brightest moments but what the hell. I was under the influence yesterday. Heavily intoxicated on an unmentionable substance, and some alcohol.

Well it turns out I walked passed this girl I knew and she saw me I saw her. The thing is I was to far out of it to recognize her. Shit was blending together. So she gets all up set about me not saying hi while my mind is in a complete other level of wave length. Next time I see her should I just say I was intoxicated or play it off?
Sep 30 2012 2:58AM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
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i googled "fat horse"

hope that helps
Sep 30 2012 3:01AM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
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i googled "prairie dog"

hope that helps
Sep 30 2012 3:05AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
10/10 for both definitely helps
Sep 30 2012 3:07AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
ahahahahaha, oh so high school.

just tell that bitch you were drunk., plain and simple
Sep 30 2012 3:07AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
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i imagine you walked by her something like this...
Sep 30 2012 3:09AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Or just say you didnt see her and play it off like you dont care about her. Then, in a compassionate rage, she will bone you to get your attention. Then pee in her butt on a mattress in a pool.
Sep 30 2012 3:24AM
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Sulli
Posts: 324 - Karma: 27
aight so firstly stop being a vaginator and destroy this chick with puns and synonyms, then bang this chick backdoor status, all goody and what not, then phone her mom like whats gucci
Sep 30 2012 3:35AM
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MillPiddy
Posts: 218 - Karma: 668


If she gives you attitude after you whip out your dong
Sep 30 2012 4:24AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
HAHAHAHA
Sep 30 2012 4:28AM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 1,433
pee in her butt
Sep 30 2012 4:29AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
tell her the truth and admit you're just a tool
Sep 30 2012 4:37AM
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chuuch.
Posts: 53 - Karma: 47
getting first page on possibly legendary 100 page thread!!
Sep 30 2012 4:39AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
not even

regardless, just pass it off as being super hammered. alwasy a odood excuse
Sep 30 2012 4:40AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
THEBUDWHISPERER smoked 2 marijuanas....





....and lived!
Sep 30 2012 4:52AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
youre kidding right?
Sep 30 2012 5:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
or like this:

Sep 30 2012 6:07AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Strange to get mad over that...It was my 21st last weekend and at the bar I worked at I managed to yell at the bartenders and say that we needed to get more eye candy behind the bar....
Sep 30 2012 6:15AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
what the fuck did I just watch
Sep 30 2012 6:44AM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
Wut
Sep 30 2012 10:40AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
don't understand
Sep 30 2012 12:31PM
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shuckle
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Sep 30 2012 12:36PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
She's clearly just upset you won't have sex with her.
Sep 30 2012 12:36PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Your all good. Learn to party then people may get pissed at you.
Sep 30 2012 12:40PM
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zapadelic
Posts: 483 - Karma: 48
I hardly see why she would be mad at you for that.
Sep 30 2012 12:47PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
I think she is just showing signs that she wants my penis. Maybe I shall just walk into her room with a brew in hand and naked, just to put everything out on the table.
Sep 30 2012 1:48PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Need pics of said girl.
Sep 30 2012 1:55PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Unmentionable substance? What the fuck could you be doing that's so bad you can't admit it on an internet forum? Seems like you were just being a pussy to me. Go talk to her, and say you were really fucked up. Get out of your head dude.
Sep 30 2012 1:56PM
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Dragonite.
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erhmagerd
Sep 30 2012 1:57PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
this
Sep 30 2012 1:59PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
dude your not supposed to talk about drugs on this site and don't want to risk my thread being deleted. I did talk to her when I saw her after she says hey why didn't you say hi to me?" I then said oh hello, then I replied not sure why I didn't say hi to you earlier. Then she got mad not yelling but obviously annoyed.  hahaha. I was so out of it jesus. I shouldn't have gotten so messed up so early.
Sep 30 2012 2:14PM
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Andi_G
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OP injected two whole pots into his arm
Sep 30 2012 2:20PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH what the actual fuck

Sep 30 2012 2:24PM
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Cotter
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Sep 30 2012 2:27PM
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Cotter
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well fuck me. i suck at embedding
Sep 30 2012 2:27PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
LOLOLOL she got mad at you for not saying hi to her. How old are you, 12?






































11?


























10?
Sep 30 2012 5:20PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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9?




















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7?
Sep 30 2012 5:24PM
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Bill.Nye
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Sep 30 2012 5:26PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
Put on a fake cast so
a) she will feel sorry for you which you can translate into masturbating while thinking about her but claim as sex
b) you can hide your unmentionable drugs in there
Sep 30 2012 5:27PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,247
Well that wasn't creepy at all.
Sep 30 2012 5:29PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
You kiddin me
Sep 30 2012 6:36PM
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