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The Best, Worst Inventions

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theabortionator
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Whether it's useless, insanely dangerous, or just straight up dumb. I challenge you to invent something brilliant that will probably never catch on. If you can, make a picture that helps show what your invention is. If you've actually made it, post a pic of it. Try to describe it in a way people will have some idea what the hell you're talking about.
Aug 16 2012 8:08PM
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theabortionator
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Have you ever had one of those nights, drinking some beers, and it's so cold out it's freezing your hands. You start a fire in a hobo barrel, but what happens when you want to walk somewhere else? Now you can bring the warmth with you. I present to you, the portable fire.
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Bringing the heat where ever you go. You can even bring it with you on those evening walks.


The product consists of a metal hobo barrel welded to a hand truck. It's a perfectly nice safe contained fire wherever your adventures take you.
Aug 16 2012 8:09PM
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Spinoza
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I can't post mine bc you guys will steal them!
Aug 16 2012 8:09PM
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midget.
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A porous dildo that sweats lube when you squeeze it
Aug 16 2012 8:10PM
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-emile-
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fuck calm down with the thread making you're fucking annoying and most of your threads are irrelevant and stupid
Aug 16 2012 8:11PM
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theabortionator
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Wouldn't you still feel good knowing that it was your idea being used by many people? It's not like you're ever going to patent it.


I would love to role through the hood and see all the hobos using my idea. Just knowing my invention improved their standard of living. That's the kind of stuff that keeps me going.
Aug 16 2012 8:11PM
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BrewskiJr
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Porn.
Aug 16 2012 8:14PM
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theabortionator
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I've made maybe 3 threads in the last week. Come down there. Plus you've only been on here since last year.


You should come down and go to school, or a play date, or whatever it is you do. Don't worry about me. I do what I want.

"you're fucking annoying"


That one hurt me deeply. I'm going to have to run back to the store, grab another half gallon of haagen dazs to eat while I watch the notebook and cut myself.
Aug 16 2012 8:16PM
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Peter.
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i remember my first time trying to make fun of someone in a thread
Aug 16 2012 8:19PM
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-emile-
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well i've been here since 2010 and I visited the video section for like 4 years ,

I realized after I posted that you didn't make that much threads

It wasn't meant to hurt you ..
Aug 16 2012 8:36PM
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DayMan
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derp
Aug 16 2012 8:45PM
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The_JiBeRiSh2
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+k
Aug 16 2012 8:46PM
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cubber
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Again I say VOODOO DILDO. I don't have any pictures, but it looks just like a dick
Aug 16 2012 8:49PM
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Tex.
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Aug 16 2012 9:08PM
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monkatizer
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irrelevant and stupid?

need i remind you that you are in NSG?
Aug 16 2012 9:24PM
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SmotSmoke
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I have been thinking. Why don't people start building more houses underground, or at least partially underground. This would help insulate houses in the winter and summer and cut down on heating and cooling costs.

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Aug 16 2012 10:08PM
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TheMEXICAN
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a dildo phone and its always on vibrate so when someone calls you have to decide to anser it or let it vibrate
Aug 16 2012 10:11PM
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accualyisdolan
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cool but its nice have windows with a view
Aug 16 2012 10:14PM
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Algebra
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Aug 16 2012 10:23PM
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blackmamba.
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doesn't really work over a larger scale (i.e., inefficient use of space) and would only work in certain geographical areas (valleys n shit)
Aug 16 2012 10:37PM
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_DUSTY_
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Drainage would be a bitch, making the house water tight would cost a shit load.
Aug 16 2012 10:40PM
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-Robert
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I invented the Spyder( the 3 wheeled motorcycle with the 2 wheels in the front and one in the back). I drew the same exact design when I was like 8 or 9. I'm a pretty good artist so it wasn't just a bunch of scribbles. I even spelled it the same way they did. I was so freaked out when they came out that I have looked for my drawing so hard but could never find it. It was crazy!
Aug 16 2012 10:59PM
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easiestEC
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money you save on heating and AC would go straight to electricity for all those lights that'll have to be on. all the time.
Aug 16 2012 11:03PM
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lgski
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Heres my idea. get a huge room with an olympic sized pool in it. put high powered jets on one end of the pool that could push the water at about 20-25 mph to the other side. in the middle put a boat or something to disturb the water passing by and throw a huge wake. then you could wakeboard in the middle of the pool. Its like swapping the properties of the sport, instead of yourself and the boat moving and the water staying still, the boat is in place and the water is moving

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Aug 16 2012 11:44PM
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penguiin
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this.is.brilliant.
Aug 16 2012 11:46PM
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EmperorKuzco
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or you could just go to a lake or the ocean and actually do it. who the hell is going to want a fake boat in the middle of a pool and you are going to need super powered jets that can rival a moving boat.
Aug 16 2012 11:52PM
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Will.T
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would cost so much money in gas, boat, etc.. and only one people could take the benefit of it
Aug 16 2012 11:55PM
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Bear_Grylls
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A chainsaw with a cup holder so my buddies don't have to "hold my beer and watch this".
Aug 16 2012 11:59PM
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theabortionator
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I did that with a few things. I drew a design for snow bikes. Was pretty similar to a standard bike with one round ski curved up like a wheel in the front and back.


I did a few other things too that I thought were dumb and then they came out with them and I was like FUUUUUUU
Aug 16 2012 11:59PM
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ski4fun420
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Check this out... I would call it, The Great Wall of Solar..... If they did this correctly...




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Aug 16 2012 11:59PM
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lgski
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true, which is why its the best worst invention.
Aug 17 2012 12:00AM
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Will.T
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ahaha, i see waht u did there
Aug 17 2012 12:01AM
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Knitting
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giant...



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Aug 17 2012 12:02AM
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Flacko
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how dude, your house is your yard..
Aug 17 2012 12:02AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I dont know man you would have to cut the same angle every time in order to not spill the beer. Id buy it if it was like a dollar accessory tho.
Aug 17 2012 12:04AM
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Will.T
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for my part, im creating something big;) gonna post it in the thread if it fail..
Aug 17 2012 12:07AM
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theabortionator
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hahahaha I like it. Plus k for being the first person to draw up a pic and post it/explain said idea.



They kind of have stuff like that but without the endless pool deal, and no wake.


Aug 17 2012 12:09AM
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lgski
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if you want to look at it that way then i guess, but this way you could have and endless wake with no turns, glassy water all the time and it would be wake boarding inside!!
Aug 17 2012 12:10AM
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ski4fun420
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From this to:
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Aug 17 2012 12:12AM
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Bear_Grylls
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Gyroscopic cup holder.
Aug 17 2012 12:15AM
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NinetyFour
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How about a machine that grinds up all of our garbage into much smaller waste. It would save space at dumps and it would likely decompose quicker. Yeah? No?
Aug 17 2012 12:15AM
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maxime_24
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHoZRr1dvOo&feature=g-vrec
Aug 17 2012 12:22AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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oh you mean this?

Aug 17 2012 12:24AM
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theabortionator
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So I have 3 pictures of the same rail settup. This is designed for the upside down grind. The first support starts open. Once he passes it it closes and the next opens. Then the last opens and he makes it off the rail safely and does the coolest shit ever. A little over elaborate but possible maybe.






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Then in 2001? I think catalyst came out with this version and it made much more sense. I might have to watch it later actually.
Aug 17 2012 12:38AM
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theabortionator
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Let me make that a little bigger. Notice the very stylish board with his hope bandana, ns tall t,and just very nice style.
Aug 17 2012 12:39AM
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theabortionator
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You're missing the point of the thread. His post was legit as fuck.
Aug 17 2012 12:41AM
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Downtofilm
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I will be back with some ingenious ideas.
Aug 17 2012 2:35AM
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powderdrunkie
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worst thing ever. but in constant circulation.

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Aug 17 2012 2:46AM
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Peter.
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this video was incredibly entertaining for some reason
Aug 17 2012 3:00AM
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powderdrunkie
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omg was is the music? or the shredding? i could watch it all night i think
Aug 17 2012 3:15AM
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NinetyFour
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Yeah exactly. Mount it to the front of a bulldozer then slowly grind up city dumps. Hopefully the particle could turn into land mass. Maybe have another attachment that makes finer waste even yet. That shit was too great to watch, idk why...?
Aug 17 2012 9:14AM
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