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Who goes to the park and doesn't bring a weapon?

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theBearJew
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BrewskiJr
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Hahahahaha I was expecting that to e terrible but that was real fuckig funny. Hahahaha
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edai
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Highlights:

Nolan would suck a dick

He wants to cornhole you

He wants to bang a slenderman...thats gross

Dont fucking go right you fucking fa**ot fuck

When slenderman gets close to you, your camera sucks dick

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Dont even look turn around, ur gonna find all da pages

what size is your hardon?

"surprise motherfucka" (My favorite)

if you dont get the pages hes gonna fuck you in the ass....thats what im talkin about







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iRapeKittens
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loled at hold shift you fucker!
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DERS.
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"ahhh i need a dick in my ass"

dude with the high ass voice was hilarious.
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NotGhood
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"I'M HOLDING CAPS LOCK!!!1" that was great haha
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HARVERSACE
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"you are so homosexual" hahaha

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Willgum
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Hahahaha these guys are awesome
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Olimar
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hahahaha thank you for the lawlz. This is a great find.
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Ski_Alot
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HAHAHA i watched part 2 also and without a doubt the best part was them flipping out about the chair and how the forest was full of potential chairs...
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theBearJew
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Did not see a part 2 haha

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DayMan
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Oh my god that was so great
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WI_Personallty
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I'm covered in potential chairs.^
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Jane6
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hahahahahah I cant stop laughing


"if you dont get the pages hes gonna fuck you in the ass"

"thats what I'm talking about"
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Peter.
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god i want to do this with my friends so bad. one of my friends is so easily scared, we have had hilarious commentary playing like half life
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rudager
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*General Panic
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bangarangmules
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haha same!
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roddy116
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i dont think so mr slender im a rapist XD
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bermbuster49
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great stuff, makes me want to play a slender game right meow
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FrysNation
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chairs are cunts
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theabortionator
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I actually thought that was funny.
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ski-swagga
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im doing this shit.
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ski-swagga
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http://slendergame.com/
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CoryFlynn
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"That wasnt fair i spilled my drink" Haha best
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Bateman
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Bye
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Ciara
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That is so fucking brilliant omg.
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Bateman
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You're just missing your helmet in that photo.
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leninlover
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classic.
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theBearJew
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Had a couple of friends over last night. Played slender for the first time. None of them had ever heard of it. We recorded the audio but not video, u dont have that on my comp.

It was the scariest thing I've ever played. I'll post the audio once get it sent to me.
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FrysNation
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i did the same thing last night
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RileyZap
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Oh my god, great find hahahha
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Errl
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my expectations were very low. i was pleased with this. 10/10
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0123456789
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Freds
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jordy19
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NinetyFour
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The guy who kicked the kids out of the park.....
























.....just may have saved their souls that day. He's an angel in disguise.


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.R-Lohin
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I think the funniest part of part 2 was when they thought the chair was gone then they turn the corner and its like surprise muthafucka. I laughed so hard
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NinetyFour
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TACO-DOG.exe
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so what happens when you get all 8 pages?
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Lé.Skiing
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downloading this game right now
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SkiJay.
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threads fo later
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rareison
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that was actually hilarious


"you are the faggotiest Ni**er that has ever faggoted"

there were so many other funny ones too
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KillaSteeze
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ban?
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rareison
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hahaha
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Aidan-G
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That was awesome
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jameskiy
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maybe i was just in a tired as mood but i enjoyed this from 2:00 on.
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Lansfield
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"youre a big pile of cunt"
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NinetyFour
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I still don't know either. I think you lose regardless, it just opens up game mods....?
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.R-Lohin
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Retard, roasted by Elgato.
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scratchproteen
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the ending screams of part two were just awesome.
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