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Blowjobs or cheese?

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Amadeus.
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If you had to give up one for these rest of your life which one would it be? this is probably the toughest philosophical question i have ever encountered.

After hours of intense thought i think i would have to give up blow jobs.
Jul 25 2012 8:59PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Blowjobs. Love them but cheese is very near and dear to my heart
Jul 25 2012 8:59PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Cheese cause I'm lactose intolerant. I win, bitches.
Jul 25 2012 9:00PM
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Anathema
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could i still eat the babybel wax?
Jul 25 2012 9:00PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I don't know how to relate it, but dickcheese could possibly be relevant to this discussion
Jul 25 2012 9:03PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
yeah


plus blowjobs you have to work for and there is the possibility that you will go long periods of time without one, or the possibility that you might not get one when you want one, but cheese is always there.


cheese has brought me through some tough times
Jul 25 2012 9:04PM
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1337
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I only enjoy a few select cheeses,

but it might be hard to go without pizza and pasta dishes :(
Jul 25 2012 9:08PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Could i still use cheese as a lubricant for my blowjobs?
Jul 25 2012 9:09PM
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Spinoza
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Hardly philosophical. But BJ's I think
Jul 25 2012 9:12PM
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Spinoza
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No cheese actually! Fuck I don't know this is tough damnit
Jul 25 2012 9:13PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
didn't even think of that when i was weighing the pros and cons of each. it seems blowjobs must get the axe then
Jul 25 2012 9:14PM
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Cold-_-Lava.
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You mean cheese flavored dick? They already have that.
Jul 25 2012 9:14PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
think about it


no pizza, no cheeseburgers, no cheesy fries, no cheese dip for your nachos.... WAIT, no nachos at all, no mac and cheese, basically no sandwiches because they all have some type of cheese, no cheese on your pasta, no chicken parm....
Jul 25 2012 9:19PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
that is actually a really tough question
Jul 25 2012 9:36PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
Blowjobs, because I can tell a girl "we gotta go all the way because I like cheese".
Jul 25 2012 9:50PM
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Spinoza
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I know I do
Jul 25 2012 9:52PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
you lose though because your missing out on cheese, and you dont actually have to give up one.
Jul 25 2012 10:04PM
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Cufe.
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Jul 25 2012 10:06PM
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Spinoza
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Just get Lactade pills they work
Jul 25 2012 10:11PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I am not exactly lactose intolerant, I am intolerant to the bacterias and proteins in the milk, the lactose is no trouble to my body.
Jul 25 2012 10:18PM
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Spinoza
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so what do you feel when you drink milk?

im also a weird sort of lactose intolerant and its due to colitis, i can eat cheese as much as i want but when i get to milk/iced cream/brie or other more [seemingly] concentrated options i get stomach cramps and gas.
Jul 25 2012 10:22PM
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dreadyboy
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I'd give up blowjobs.
Jul 25 2012 10:28PM
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Zimmerman
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Blowjobs
Jul 25 2012 10:29PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
cheese, never been a huge fan..
Jul 25 2012 10:45PM
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Backyard.Skier
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swiss??

i like your style.
Jul 25 2012 10:58PM
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Skinsummer
Posts: 186 - Karma: 13
Cheese, that shit is nasty.
Jul 25 2012 11:45PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
mostly upset stomach/gas/cramps but some times less than solid things in the toilet... so I just steer clear of it all
Jul 25 2012 11:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
it honestly blows my mind that people like you exist. how you gon' not like cheese?
Jul 26 2012 12:10AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Blowjobs. Because cheese is my fucking comfort food.
Jul 26 2012 12:17AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
im going to have to keep cheese because it is much easier to get...
Jul 26 2012 12:20AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I have a gf and we have sex all the time. And she has amazing cheese down there in mexico. So BJ for me
Jul 26 2012 12:21AM
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FUUUCK
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I've had a few blowjobs in my day, but none of them have brought me as much joy as cheese.
Jul 26 2012 12:21AM
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FUUUCK
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ಠ_ಠ
Jul 26 2012 12:22AM
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jtucker29
Posts: 170 - Karma: 9
this is the hardest question ever! i have no idea
Jul 26 2012 12:24AM
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accualyisdolan
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she had cheese so she gave me a blowjob?
Jul 26 2012 12:24AM
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theBearJew
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I knew a kid in highschool who fed his dick cheese at lunch. He would talk to his dick and place cheese on his lap, and after about 10 minutes he would say "oh your not hungry, Ill save it for later" He didnt have many friends...

Jul 26 2012 12:25AM
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jtucker29
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this is the hardest question ever! i have no idea
Jul 26 2012 12:26AM
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daannnnieel
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Side note, it's uncanny how similar the size of that fist is to mine...


and blowjobs. Never experienced one, but cheese gets my wee willy hard. And it tastes great on nachos.
Jul 26 2012 1:45AM
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JIBpsy^^
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blowjobs, you get blowjobs for maybe 10 years if your life unless you have a really kinky wife or something, anyway cheese is forever. plus sex.
Jul 26 2012 1:45AM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
cheese is good, but lets be honest blow jobs are so much better, especially with stoned
Jul 26 2012 1:48AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
so, you're giving up stoned pizza, nachos, pasta dishes, straight cheese, and cheese burgers. hm.
Jul 26 2012 1:49AM
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TRASHY.
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I would give up cheese!
Jul 26 2012 1:51AM
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Aidan-G
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Why hello
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Jul 26 2012 1:54AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9300 - Karma: 7,700
you're an idiot and need to think before you post. +1 for blowjobs
Jul 26 2012 1:54AM
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,956
BJs no doubt! I can still have my cheese, and I get to have sex, which is farrrrrrr better than a BJ, unless its one of those I fucked up huge BJs, those are pretty great.
Jul 26 2012 1:58AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
I'd give up blowjobs. What would nachos be without cheese?
Jul 26 2012 1:58AM
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daannnnieel
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marry me?
Jul 26 2012 2:00AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Cheese is a staple of my diet. If it were sex or cheese then I think we would have very different opinions.
Jul 26 2012 2:16AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
BJ's she can get me off with other means and I couldn't ever find anything to replace the glorious milk product that is cheese.
Jul 26 2012 2:17AM
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SkiTheYeast
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Came here to say this.
Jul 26 2012 2:20AM
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