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It took some balls to pull this off - chairlift stolen...

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PacificRimJob
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http://unofficialnetworks.com/ski-lift-stolen-czech-republic-96232/

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Who in the hell steals an entire chair? Hard core Czech dudes, that’s who…

According to the Prague Daily Monitor, an entire ski lift has been stolen in the Northern Bohemian town of Desná in the Czech Republic on May 7th, 2012. Yeah, the whole damn thing…

The steel support structures, three posts, a pulley, and a 1.0 kilometer long cable were taken.

The stolen lift must be smallerish as it was only netted to worth 200,000 crowns or $10,236.64 USD.

We’re pretty sure that the police are somewhat amused by this, but they are also investigating the theft thoroughly. They’re trying to figure out if the thieves are gonna use the lift somewhere else or if they’re gonna just dismantle it and sell the parts.

This theft carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison.

Worth it tho. Imagine having your own, private, free ski lift. We applaud this action! …no, no we don’t.

May 10 2012 10:19PM
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Tortid
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ahahhahahahaha
May 10 2012 10:19PM
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CluckaChuck
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man thats so heavy metal
May 10 2012 10:21PM
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CRiP
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thats fuckin sick. doing that tomorrow at my home mountain
May 10 2012 10:23PM
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Dlud
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May 10 2012 10:23PM
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daannnnieel
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Anyone wanna steal the peak to peak with me? shouldn't be too hard.
May 10 2012 10:24PM
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powderdrunkie
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you can get away with a lot a shit just by wearing a reflective vest and a hard hat apparently.
May 10 2012 10:26PM
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e_strapp
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I'm going to start doing this. Fuck the feds
May 10 2012 10:28PM
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artfullydodged
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That's incredible hahaha.
May 10 2012 10:30PM
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soulskier
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how did they get down to base?
May 10 2012 10:33PM
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Puzzled
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Sooo, anyone interested in buying a ski lift? Special price for you.
May 10 2012 10:37PM
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CrotchKiller
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this must have been a small ass lift, those lift towers are not something you just deadlift with your buds on a tuesday.
May 10 2012 10:38PM
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Cotter
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thats so funny
May 10 2012 10:45PM
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Spinoza
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fkn Danny Ocean.   how in the world does this happen lul
May 10 2012 10:48PM
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SkierPT
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An offer anyone should refuse!
May 10 2012 10:51PM
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Lifestyles
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I'm gonna have to start checking the b/s/t forum for this bad boy.
May 10 2012 10:53PM
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Dunnah
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That's nuts. I want some pictures!
May 10 2012 10:53PM
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roddy116
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lol if i met those guys i would come up and shake their hand and tell them good job
May 10 2012 10:57PM
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LIL-WAT
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hahah classic
May 10 2012 11:00PM
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AWALLRUS.
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howcome in the picture of the trail map there are no chairlifts? they all look like tbars or rope tows according to the little picture.
is this the brand new trail map?
May 10 2012 11:02PM
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mackcamp
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It will show up in the SELL/TRADE Forums soon enough.
May 10 2012 11:05PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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it was me. i also took 2 snow guns from mount snow and now ive got the coolest backyard setup ever.
May 10 2012 11:18PM
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james6345789
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How would they even get the towers out of the ground?
May 10 2012 11:26PM
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J_Christoph
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haha seems legit
May 10 2012 11:29PM
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Skiingsnow
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May 10 2012 11:30PM
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Funnel
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That's so awesome. I'd imagine it took a piece of heavy machinery along with a tractor trailer at least. This is so legendary.
May 10 2012 11:43PM
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PacificRimJob
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Yeah, it was actually probably a Tbar or a platter or something...

still. what the fuck... haha
May 10 2012 11:45PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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if you can steal a ski lift, you deserve said ski lift.
May 10 2012 11:45PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Gangster rap made them do it.
May 10 2012 11:47PM
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PacificRimJob
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This has gotten me thinking...

There's an old ski area in California called "Iron Mountain" which has 4 old riblets just chillin, still standing after like 20 years, as well as a boatload of old lift parts in the parking lot that were purchased but never set up.

...hmmmmmmmmm ;)
May 10 2012 11:48PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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May 10 2012 11:51PM
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Casual.
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pretty much nailed it with that one.
May 10 2012 11:56PM
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rareison
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bahahaha


how the fuck would no one notice
May 11 2012 12:08AM
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PacificRimJob
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on second though. David Lesh probably did it.
May 11 2012 12:13AM
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PacificRimJob
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on second though. David Lesh probably did it.
May 11 2012 12:13AM
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why
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thiss
May 11 2012 12:16AM
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jamodeo
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what the fuck it's obviously a t/j-bar a full sized detachable of fixed chairlift would require a helicopter to get the towers down a mountain but still that's incredibly impressive wonder how long it too them
May 11 2012 12:17AM
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skithesprings
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I see you stole my joke...
May 11 2012 12:19AM
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Backyard.Skier
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May 11 2012 12:22AM
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wellthisisold
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I wish i had enough brains and drugs to pull that off.
May 11 2012 12:33AM
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PacificRimJob
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stole?
May 11 2012 12:45AM
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pbandj
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where is said mountain?
May 11 2012 12:52AM
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AB.Zee
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Heavy metal indeed!
May 11 2012 1:01AM
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Kreech
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I wonder how they lifted the towers without their gigantic ballsacks getting in the way.
May 11 2012 1:24AM
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bnewbs6
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That is so rad!
May 11 2012 1:27AM
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hokkanee
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Do it. You won't.
May 11 2012 1:28AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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my family hails from bohemia
May 11 2012 1:29AM
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bakedpow
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What are they gona do with that? personally i would go off and throw up a chair lift out my backdoor...
May 11 2012 1:36AM
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Master_Debater
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Thats pussy. I could steal that chairlift SWITCH.
May 11 2012 1:45AM
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Drewdub
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Off Mormon immigrant road, super close to where I live. My buddies went there one time and said they found like 20 unused fire extinguishers there and they just went crazy with them.
May 11 2012 1:49AM
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