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BLAZIN ON THE HILL

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NPRM
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This is kinda random but in was just wondering, how many of you toke when your skiing? And why? Does it make you more relaxed, less nervous to throw down? Or what!?
Jan 25 2012 1:38AM
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Big5hifty
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this thread again...
Jan 25 2012 1:43AM
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Kreech
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a good toke before skiing makes the searchbar bigger
Jan 25 2012 1:43AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Yeah I blaze on the hill mon. Jah blaze da daiye mon carpe diem bruddah.

But seriously yeah I smoke weed on the way up to the mountain on the mountain, on the mountain some more, on the way home, and once I get home. And I do this because when I'm not on the mountain I'm smoking weed in between whatever I'm doing that day, be it class, or eating, or drinking, or skating, or chilling. All I do is smoke weed, shit. Blaze da daiye mon. I'm a real winner. But I don't care as long as I have good buds, good friends, and good times my life is golden.
Jan 25 2012 1:44AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I think the real question this thread should be about is who shoots heroin into their johnson on the mountain? And do you do it to get a little heady or do you mainline the black tar into your dong because it totally helps you stomp those triples?
Jan 25 2012 1:48AM
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BootySpunk.
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I smoke weed 90% of the time I am skiing. The other 10% I am talking about how stoned I am.
Jan 25 2012 1:49AM
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D-40
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what is blazin

Jan 25 2012 1:55AM
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FreshLegs
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try drinking a 40 before you hit the park. i've found it helps take away the inner pussy in me when im trying something new. but nothing more than a 40.
Jan 25 2012 2:41AM
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GayWolf420
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Fuck that. A couple lines of blow in the lodge bathroom stall and I'm keen to give're
Jan 25 2012 2:47AM
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Doug.Dimmadome
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That's pussy shit. Try shooting up with some heroin and start lapping the park. It's actually possible to touch everything at once.
Jan 25 2012 2:51AM
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Runnie_D
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Nah I've smoked so much weed in my day that I don't get stoned. That's why I stick to a mixture of old english, acid, cocaine, and molly
Jan 25 2012 3:43AM
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saskskierftw
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Can you say permafried?
Jan 25 2012 7:21AM
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Mike-O
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Yo
Yo
Yooooo, word for word for word!
Turn that bass up for jeezy weezy
Yeeiiiaaa

WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL, MAAA FAKAA!

We in da smokeshack
Don't drive a Cadillac
Got me an SUV, snowtires and a skirack
When we rippin da blunts
We be grabbin da blunts
You got tha flow, let it go and be rippin da groomers!

WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL, MAAA FAKAA!

We got da FKS
We got da slim skins
We be touring up da hill for a shack attack
Where we be hittin down
There we be throwin down
Blaze it up, light your bong or your momentum be all wrong


WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL, MAAA FAKAA!
YOU KNOW DAT FEEL

WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL, MAAA FAKAA!
THAT'S WHAT IT IIS

We got da day over
We got da parking lot
We be rippin up the suvy doing donuts
Where we be drivin now
There we be tokin, how
We unloading, vid uploading, thank to da snow gods!


WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL *that's where it at*
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL *hear dat click clack*
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL *swing dem poles around*
WE BE BLAZIN ON DA HILL *get that blunt around*

BLAZIN!
Jan 25 2012 7:36AM
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JamesR
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haha solid job on translating weezy speak to text
Jan 25 2012 7:50AM
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BCASSASSIN
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This made me spit my water out.....I blaze on the hill every time also it helps with my fluidity and takes away a little fear when droppin cliffs or tryin a new scary line.  I don't think it is for everyone but it certainly works for me. 
Jan 25 2012 8:07AM
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Mike-O
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Yea yea dis bud buddy right thurr know were it be at
Ya can't be hiddin da slope if ya ain't hiddin da pipe nam sayin?
Godda have dat flow, got have tha go, if you be runnin into sas-kwatches while rippin da trees you go down
like dem Yeti monstas be eatin ya in Ski Free, OG, true reppin, knowledge proprietaa, blunt instigataa
one love, one weezy nam sayin
ain't gon be no dinner lunch and breakfeest for dem big foots

peace
Jan 25 2012 8:48AM
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NPRM
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Haha could you imagine what would happen if you actually did this
Jan 25 2012 9:58AM
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Kreech
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Haha just take a look at the visor for "Earl" by Earl sweatshirt.
Jan 25 2012 10:03AM
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bdowning
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Because it makes you more relaxed when you're not on the hill as well? Weird....
Jan 25 2012 10:04AM
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Squashit
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get real high and never look back, son.

Jan 25 2012 1:51PM
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Mike-O
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Dis right thurr, Truth embalmed with cha-co-lit, the essence
The way we see, the way we do, got dat uphill life, dat downhill pull nam saying it all be good and rocka shocka with the banana split juice flowin
We about da style, tha steeze, da stances of da mafakin monkees and gorillaz reppin tharr attitude-a of da swiss cheese bacon rolls booi
We about the stoke, the toke, the subliminal choke and the motorboating, apres-skiing, curly-frying hip hop, donn stop, keep it real, cop a feel, yetis runnin after heel, diamond swiggin on da hill, word, resspect, ack like ya heard and ya know, diamond dizzy, sleazy weezy, tattoo parlor bro-rangutangian slave driva nam saying, with the blunts, da caps, da awesome frontal flippy attacks
take the reel, line your feel, hit that pipe, join the mic
all that poppin make a jeezy get rockin, fo skias fo lovers
peace.
Jan 25 2012 6:11PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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holy shit did you just come up with that?
Jan 25 2012 6:17PM
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Mike-O
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For shurr, right tharr in da heat o da moment dat be how da mind manipulates ya head nam saying you just keep the flow, rock the lo-lo and check yo delf self
Jan 25 2012 6:19PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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youre probably a better freestyler than weezy. actually most definitely.
Jan 25 2012 6:22PM
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feihlination
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lil wayne fucking took over this thread
Jan 25 2012 6:22PM
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Mike-O
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Haha well thanks.
Jan 25 2012 6:25PM
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Mike-O
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Naw naw, y'all personnal need to take a step back, a look stack, driving on the engine of an inside out macka shacka, rileing you on like a cracka tryina bust a cracker, all crumbs no slums, hurting shins, push they element-ss, but is cool, tryina not act a fool but tell you, tell ya, make ya bring ya, shout it loud, push the record on wild, with da weezy jeezy lanky breezy MIXTAPE MA FAKA! Soon out on youss silly little bodies, when the shockwave hit ya it be like gnawing on ya hubbies, nam saying but check the sept, on deck, ak killa no man dilla live and direct, bitch please, demand yo inspect, respect, word is secky wecky when tha carter put on them full tilts it get wild, dynamite blow in your chad's gappies before right thurr have you ankles ridin out ya heard, get with the limit, ounce you out, pounce you out, when that smoke hit ya face, place, derive that spec, livin out the coldfaced dubya hit atteck.
peace.
Jan 25 2012 7:07PM
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Mike-O
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Ya heard, single file, pedo... Nile, representing da princess, nose majority, accept da Nubian queens health insurance minority, all in the triangle, shape, crossing piramiiids, flying off da handle like we sipping vitamaiins, alieens, ancient mothafuckas who be crossin deez, nuts coarsing through the valley of the sandy kings
When you got sand in it, you gon make it shout, when you got snow in it, it gon make ya smile
take a rest, catch ya breath, represent, east to west, coast to coast and you'll never see the side you love da most!
Jan 25 2012 7:35PM
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Karma_Police
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All these pictures of Lil wayne make me want to puke.  God DAMN he is ugly
Jan 25 2012 7:58PM
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CheddarJack
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I say Mike-O records himself rapping all this. Who's with me?
Jan 25 2012 8:08PM
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Mike-O
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Hmm..
Jan 25 2012 8:18PM
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NPRM
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I deffinetly agree
Jan 25 2012 8:45PM
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Mike-O
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Would need entourage back up singers for the choruses and a wild beat, haha.
Jan 25 2012 9:07PM
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