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I'm not sure if this was posted yet, sorry if repost.
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A nice, attractive woman hears about a store in NY that caters to single women who want a reliable way to find a potential life partner. It's called "The Husband Store", and it comes with excellent references. So, she decides to give it a whirl. Upon entering, she is in a hallway with stairs leading up to 5 different floors of available men, all with various characteristics that appeal to single females.
Hmm, she thinks, as she reads the 1st sign: Once you enter a floor, you cannot go back or to any other floor. Thank you for your cooperation.
With that she proceeds to the 1st floor, where she sees another sign: On this floor are nice guys with good jobs. She decides to try the next one.
On the next floor, the sign reads: On this floor are good-looking guys with good jobs and nice cars.
"Not bad" she thinks, but decides to try the next floor anyway.
On the next floor, she sees: On this floor are good looking guys with great jobs, nice cars and they all love kids.
She's impressed, but goes up to the next floor anyway.
On this floor, the sign says: on this floor are great-looking guys with fabulous jobs, love kids, have expensive cars and are very passionate and romantic.
"Wow" she exclaims. She hesitates for a bit, but then takes the plunge to go up to the final floor.
Upon reaching the top, there is a door, which she opens. Inside, the is a sign which reads:
Hello, you are visitor number 1,269,135 so far, and are further proof that women are IMPOSSIBLE to please. Have a Nice Day.
Men also have a Wife Store.
On the First floor, there are women who love to cook.
On the Second floor, there are women who love to have sex.
No man has ever entered the Third floor.
