haha, def. a keeper right there!
reminds me of a wild story i've heard from a friend of mine, Max....
max is 3y older than me, he was in his 2nd year of college when this sory happened.
So, Max is a really chill guy, always in for a party, sometimes a bit too wasted but never over the top, until this happened...
Max was hitting on this girl for some time now (don't remember her real name) , i would describe their relationship as "friends with benefits". One night they both attended a party and got fairly wasted.
Max got so wasted that the girl had to take max to her place and put him to sleep in her bed. While max was sleeping in bed with this girl he had a dream,( i am not kidding!), about a toilet.
Max dreamed about having a shit on a toilet!
So you can already feel what is coming dont ya?
Max woke up and yes, it had happened, he had crapped all over the bed!
the sheets, the pillow, even on the girl! Luckily for max the girl was still sleeping.
Now the amazing part comes; Max, still half drunk comes up with the most amazing, daring and cunning plan i've ever heard in my whole life! Max takes some of his poo and rubs it very carefully in the girl's buttcrack, then he takes his cloths and swiftly freshens himself up in the bathroom (girl is still asleep)
when he comes back into the bedroom he writes a post-it note saying;
"WTF is wrong with you!? you're a sick bitch, i never want to see you again!"
and leaves...
You can imagine how the story continues....
Just imagine how she must've felt when waking up :D
For 3 years this girl was called "kak wijf" (roughly translated "the poo-bitch")!
and everyone, even max's closest friends believed every word of this story, until one day max got drunk and spilled the beans to his friends...
long story short, eventually the girl heard what really had happened and punched my friend max a black eye at his birthday party!
until today what max did is the most badass thing i've ever heard a man do!
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