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American Juggalo

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howlongcanausern
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I just watched this whole thing twice....at first i thought is was a 'mockumentary' but no no they are actually like this:


American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

Sep 27 2011 2:12PM
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Big_Spence
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they're just a bunch of aggressive ravers in facepaint.
Sep 27 2011 2:19PM
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introvert
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Sep 27 2011 2:22PM
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JahJahBinks
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The large man in red says "fuckin" a little too much
Sep 27 2011 2:36PM
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Big_Spence
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just finished watching the whole thing.
they can do whatever they want..i think it's sorta fucked when you bring your 8 year old son. haha

but going for a day or two is definitely now on my bucket list.
Sep 27 2011 2:42PM
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howlongcanausern
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yeah those boys seemed scared/way out of their comfort zone


what made me sick was the preggo chick smoking

Sep 27 2011 2:44PM
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andstuff
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yarns.
Sep 27 2011 2:45PM
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special_k10101
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pretty interesting. there were some wild people there.
Sep 27 2011 2:47PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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actually pretty interesting. still fucked though.
Sep 27 2011 2:49PM
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deleted5
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god all of those girls were so fucking busted
Sep 27 2011 2:50PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Greatest workaholics episode ever.......I think so.
Sep 27 2011 2:58PM
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NataliePortman
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Sep 27 2011 3:01PM
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Milksteak
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Yep!
Sep 27 2011 3:08PM
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-ROY-
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lol
Sep 27 2011 3:24PM
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andstuff
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Great quote from the vimeo page:

"It seems to me that Juggalos misunderstand why people don't like them. They all seem to think it's because they're "different", but in reality it's most likely because they're dumb and are proud of it. I think to many, they are one of the many tangible examples of the movement towards anti-intellectualism in America."
Sep 27 2011 3:40PM
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howlongcanausern
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or they just don't care. ignorance is bliss, man.
Sep 27 2011 3:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
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they may not all be scum of the earth, but anyone i've ever run into who is in icp clothing or a fan, has always fit my comprehensive definition of scum of the earth.
Sep 27 2011 3:49PM
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Smuffy
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hahahaha


that was highly entertaining. im not gonna lie, i bet it would be maaad fun to go to the gathering. not sure if i could handle it, but it would be fun
Sep 27 2011 3:52PM
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andstuff
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Apathy as a general philosophy is just plain silly. While I agree with the director's portrayal that Juggalos are largely misunderstood, I still believe they are in fact, scum.

I don't base this off the fact that they attend festivals and do lots of drugs (I strongly encourage this if one is responsible enough to do so); after all, the strong parallels between Juggalo culture and Hippy culture are striking. The reason why I condemn Juggalos yet am only mildy kerfuffled (save moments of intoxication) is because Juggalos listen to music which I find intellectually offensive. Hippies on the other hand (see Burning Man) lean more towards rock and roll/blues/jazz/bluegrass/etc.

So really, I hardly see any moral or philosophical difference between stinky hippies demanding eternal love for five bucks a tab and benighted juggalos saying "fuck the world, lets party." I just really, really hate juggalo art of all kinds.
Sep 27 2011 4:13PM
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andstuff
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*by hippies.
Sep 27 2011 4:13PM
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Poundtown
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not gonna lie the guy around 5:40 talks like tanner hall LOL
Sep 27 2011 4:16PM
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mathmansam
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That was very interesting. Yet, it made me sad. To be so fucking stupid and then be stoked on that seems like that is quickly becoming the norm in American Society. 

"We're all a puzzle. And everyone is an INTERVAL part.  Just see the big picher."  That pretty much says it all.
Sep 27 2011 4:32PM
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Abc567def
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wow what a bunch of fuck twats

Sep 27 2011 4:34PM
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Milksteak
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FUCKING MAGNETS MAN
Sep 27 2011 4:43PM
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Username_42069
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where were the hot chicks??
Sep 27 2011 4:49PM
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Toasty.
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i thought i remembered people wearin face paint.
Sep 27 2011 4:50PM
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howlongcanausern
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there was one pretty hot topless blonde towards the end
Sep 27 2011 4:51PM
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Mister.F
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haha one of the best workaholics episodes
Sep 27 2011 5:16PM
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J-Evs
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a brain surgeon was there tripping on acid.
seems legit
Sep 27 2011 5:24PM
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[tk]
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really? it was definitely one of my least favorites. regardless, real fuckin funny.
Sep 27 2011 5:30PM
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SkiThe603
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those are just the kids who enjoy ICP that is dumb.
Sep 27 2011 5:37PM
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ohmythugaim
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One of my favorite new memes.
Sep 27 2011 5:46PM
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come_at_me_bro
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Its pathetic wastes of DNA like this that make me sad to be human sometimes
Sep 27 2011 5:52PM
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Iliveinutah
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so this is what happens to you when u quit skiing for snowboarding ...
Sep 27 2011 5:55PM
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.jesus.
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you must not have heard of juggalo women....
Sep 27 2011 6:35PM
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yuck
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there was one at the end, blonde, had her tits painted
Sep 27 2011 7:11PM
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Milksteak
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HAHAHAHAHAH white people.
Sep 27 2011 7:27PM
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theabortionator
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Gathering of the juggalos was infiltrated. Interesting story.


I find it retarded to cry that people make fun of you while wearing something that ridiculous.



That's like me crying that nobody likes me and people make fun of me while having pink hair, a green face, and balls tattoo'd on my back.
Sep 27 2011 7:35PM
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MFM
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Why is that one blonde chick even there, gon get raped!

"There is no bigottory in Juggaloism"
Sep 27 2011 7:49PM
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CrotchKiller
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hahah yesss
Sep 27 2011 7:51PM
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casual
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I have absolutely PWNED Shaggy 2 Dope in the following:

Volleyball
Laser Tag
Softball


We were playing volleyball and I was just raining spikes on his head over and over. He was getting all frustrated and talking shit so I said, "You know your music is absolute shit, right?". And he laughed a little bit and jerked his head in the direction of his candy painted, tv in the headrests, dropped caddy and said, "That's cool....I'm a millionaire and I fuck more bitches in a month then you will in your life".

I just sort of nodded and honestly gained a little bit of respect for the dude, because after all, he was right. I went back to dominating his little ass (no homo) in volleyball.

The next day we were at this miniature little mall in bumble fuck upstate NY somewhere outside of Albany...or Amsterdam...and he was swarmed by a bunch of little juggalos. It was hilarious, but I will say that his stupid ass knows how to act "famous".

I spent every day for about 3 weeks sharing a room with the dude and I'm pretty sure that he wore (and slept in) a huge b ball jersey and b ball shorts every day. He carries himself like a thug, gangster, wigger, but his music is goofy shlock rap...I never understood that. Like...do you want to be slip knot, marilyn manson, or ice cube?

He throws like a girl....he has t rex arm syndrome. Like those kids in gym who take red rubber balls to the grill daily.

Sep 27 2011 8:23PM
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casual
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good post, and I would add that I find hippy music intellectually offensive as well.

Liking overly intricate, self-indulgent jam band music is like saying a trick is better because there were more rotations and two grabs. There's nothing more monotonous and soul sucking then 99% of this hippie fuckery known as jam band music. I seriously cannot at all understand the popularity of bands like String Cheese, Phish, etc. I'm sorry but scales and technical difficulty mean fuck all to me. See how I managed to rant in a totally irrelevant fashion?

The only thing worse is when they get "funky"....
Sep 27 2011 8:29PM
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bo0b
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Is this actually true? Why were you in a room with him for three weeks? Also I would maybe go to gathering if it wasn't a bunch of fucking juggalos, because I Hagen them.
Sep 27 2011 8:32PM
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RubberSoul
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how come, what was the occasion?
Sep 27 2011 8:39PM
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Petersaurusrex
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"Some old man told me there was nothing good in the world. I actually believed that shit until I came here, I mean look at this shit! Aaaaaaaaaaaallllllll the titties, aaaaaaaaalllllllllll the weed, alllllllllllllllllllll the fast food!"

Bahaha. WOOP WOOP.
Sep 27 2011 8:52PM
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AwR
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Truly fascinating.
Sep 27 2011 8:57PM
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J-Evs
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you high bro?
Sep 27 2011 8:59PM
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dmc12380
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Sep 27 2011 9:00PM
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dmc12380
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Sep 27 2011 9:01PM
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casual
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It is true.

I was in rehab in.....'05? '06? I forget...they've blended together, if you catch my drift. It was a treatment center in up-state NY, in a little town called Hagaman. At the time it was called St. Jude's Retreat, but I believe it's called something else, now. Shaggy 2 Dope, aka Joey, was my roommate. He actually left the program for a few days to go participate in the gathering. He came back with a destroyed knee after he fell off the stage.

Picture me and Joey lying on our backs, hands folded behind our heads, sharing our pain and our hopes and our fears with one another as night became dawn and sleep found us finally.
Sep 27 2011 9:01PM
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Milksteak
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That is fucking hilarious.
Sep 27 2011 9:20PM
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