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Cot Damn kate upton thread.

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JakeAssBeatClap
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pause at :41

awwwwww yeaaahhhhhh

oh and...

this
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annnnnd this

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but back to kate upton

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Aug 5 2011 2:29AM
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Toasty.
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was that supposed to be like the top of her nip or somethin at :41? or is there something else. either way, dam!
Aug 5 2011 2:33AM
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Avifarer
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i would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Aug 5 2011 2:37AM
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Mr.Turtle
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as far as i can figure it
Aug 5 2011 2:38AM
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The_Big_LePowSki
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I'll play

Aug 5 2011 2:40AM
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J.S.
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http://www.kateupton.com/
Aug 5 2011 2:45AM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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Finally someone with good taste! Some peoples choice of girlz on here can get pretty bad
Aug 5 2011 2:48AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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yeah i just didn't wanna claim nip slippage in the original so it woudn't get taken down... but i saw the top of that nip and reverted like 6 years to when i was thirteen and seeing nipslips of hot tricks on youtube was dope. it still is fucking dope though.
Aug 5 2011 2:49AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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sorryfor dub post but i have seen your other posts. i responded to one. Sorry about your lady issues man. I had a girl cheat on me after a year and a half about a month ago. went to NS to vent. Sorry about your lady thats gunna kiss the other guy. that sucks man. like it could be worse. but it still sucks. do your best to be around friends, alcohol, and other girls. It'll get better you just need to hook up with another girl and yu'll be on top of the world again.
Aug 5 2011 2:52AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Feelings are feelings man you know? Who cares if you weren't dating it still hurts. I know what your saying you obviously like this girl and would wanna date her. for whatever reason you're not. Since you weren't dating, take her out to lunch, and you should tell her how you felt about what happened and ask her whats up, you know if she wants to have a relationship or if she just isn't feeling anything serious. If she does wanna date great if not its just one of those ladies you need to move on from. You don't want to have to deal with liking a girl, acting like you date when you're together, but when you're apart she can hook up with other guys. It'll eat you alive. I hope shit gets better bro. It will.
Aug 5 2011 3:08AM
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lill_sominsomin
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my reaction to this thread

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Aug 5 2011 5:14AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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my reaction to your reaction.

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Aug 5 2011 5:23AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i approve of this thread!
Aug 5 2011 7:04AM
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navierSTOKED
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thank you
Aug 5 2011 7:16AM
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maximiliaan
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threads
Aug 5 2011 7:41AM
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disastertourism
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ive seen hotter
Aug 5 2011 7:49AM
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maximiliaan
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no you didn't
Aug 5 2011 7:51AM
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disastertourism
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Hmmmmm. I prefer:
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Aug 5 2011 7:53AM
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maximiliaan
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wut? fo real?
Aug 5 2011 7:54AM
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disastertourism
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srsly.
Have you seen Transformers 3?
Aug 5 2011 7:55AM
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maximiliaan
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nope, but have you seen
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Aug 5 2011 7:58AM
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danbrown
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she's only like 18 or 19 too. wow.
Aug 5 2011 8:01AM
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14.
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who is this?!
Aug 5 2011 8:17AM
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bleevus
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KATE UPTON GOD DAMMIT
Aug 5 2011 10:03AM
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.frenchy
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So. Hawt.

Aug 5 2011 10:09AM
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Mr.Turtle
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i would touch her
Aug 5 2011 10:15AM
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geteducated
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cleft lip
Aug 5 2011 10:20AM
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DERS.
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i know....
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Aug 5 2011 10:42AM
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geteducated
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she has no ass.
Aug 5 2011 12:33PM
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geteducated
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models arch their back like that to get their ass bigger than it actually appears.

not saying i wouldn't lay pipe, but some of you gotta take it outta high gear.

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Aug 5 2011 12:44PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I would fuck both of them... hard.

and i had no idea kate upton is that young... I'm nineteen too. she is actually younger. maybe she likes older men like myself. i gotta go though, Me kate upton and a chloroform soaked rag have a date in an hour... pics will follow.
Aug 5 2011 1:52PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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I see your English Rosie and I bump you with a greater one.

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Rosie Jones. She even does topless pics, second picture in Google Images when you turn SafeSearch off.
Aug 5 2011 2:11PM
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quaive
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Given the opportunity, I would straight up shit on her chest.
Aug 5 2011 2:26PM
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artfullydodged
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Oh god
Aug 5 2011 2:39PM
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RubberSoul
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threads
Aug 5 2011 2:45PM
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tall_t
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second page

Aug 5 2011 3:24PM
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Toasty.
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commence google image search
Aug 5 2011 4:07PM
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disastertourism
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Haaaahahaha
Aug 5 2011 4:09PM
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hockeyplayer
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i have the best boner right now
Aug 5 2011 4:11PM
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jibmeisterflex
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holy shit shes hot
Aug 5 2011 4:58PM
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[tk]
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i would say she does more topless pics than pics with tops
Aug 5 2011 5:10PM
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quaive
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For 2 good reasons...
Aug 5 2011 5:14PM
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JustDidIt
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this is my new favorite thread
Aug 5 2011 5:16PM
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BieberHole69
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I Love Kate Upton.
Aug 5 2011 5:31PM
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eirikdl
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I would prefer to smell the fart too
Aug 5 2011 5:34PM
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Canadaski
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http://www.kateupton.com/
Aug 5 2011 5:44PM
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applejuice.
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she is horrible at runway but DEM TITS...GAWD DAYUM.
Aug 5 2011 5:47PM
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Mike-O
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This girl is dime-a-dozen. Seriously. Pudgy 19-year-old blonde with brown teeth and jiggly tits and the world goes wild. She is pretty, no doubt, but walk down the street or google "hot girl" if you do mind stepping out and see "better" results by the hundreds.


That is completely based on personal opinion and preference and trying to be really fucking superficial... which I'm not.
Aug 5 2011 5:54PM
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chapz
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Aug 5 2011 5:55PM
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AB.Zee
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the best set of boobs your eyes will ever see?
Aug 5 2011 6:08PM
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applejuice.
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why is it when i look at her lips i immediately think "my god she must give the best dome?" hahaha i'm jelly.
Aug 5 2011 6:23PM
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