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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
I got cheated on last night. Kind of fucking sucks. I said my peace with the girl though. I have never felt so good in making a girl cry. Post some shit that'll make me smile or laugh it'll be much appreciated. I'm in the dumps.

It's nice to be able to go to NS and be able to say this stuff and know that no matter if i get hated on, mad love, or see some funny pictures i will smile and laugh.

Thanks guys
Jun 28 2011 12:03AM
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THAT-GUY
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
If you got cheated on it means you weren't doing your job right
Jun 28 2011 12:07AM
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Woodenshjips
Posts: 432 - Karma: 83

just forget about her theres alot more girls out there. fuck a girl in front of her and be like ya your missing out on this bitch. but sorry bro watch the boondocks or something they have some funny shit.

Jun 28 2011 12:08AM
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Coxworth
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 2,845
you sir, are an asshole
Jun 28 2011 12:09AM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Just walk away.  She's not worth carrying hate.
Jun 28 2011 12:10AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
you pee in her butt?

Jun 28 2011 12:10AM
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THAT-GUY
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
I love your icon, perfect in this situation.

In all seriousness this is the kid who talks about being a OG drug dealer and what not. What do you expect smalls
Jun 28 2011 12:11AM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha fuck you. You're probably still in high school. You know nothing.
Jun 28 2011 12:13AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Took her anal virginity sooooo. no but i still win.

And yeah i will stop holding hate but i found out like less than thirty minutes ago so i think a little hate is acceptable at this point and time.
Jun 28 2011 12:13AM
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dex.
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obvious virgin is obvious
Jun 28 2011 12:13AM
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wesley.
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well he is "that guy"
Jun 28 2011 12:14AM
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Mama.
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haaaaaaay
Jun 28 2011 12:15AM
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Master_Debater
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I am clapping for you right now
Jun 28 2011 12:15AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
you really had to be THAT GUY?
Jun 28 2011 12:17AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
obvious solution: go for her best friend
now go out and GET SOME
Jun 28 2011 12:18AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
hurrah!
Jun 28 2011 12:19AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
Huge props for actually dumping the bitch, idk how many times I see guys get cheated on and not do anything about it or go right back to her. stay strong bruddah
Jun 28 2011 12:21AM
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james6345789
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that's not even remotely funny. GTFO
Jun 28 2011 12:21AM
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[evan]
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tie her to a chair, pee in another girl's butt? (in front of the other girl (who is tied to a chair))

sorry for my new age grammer techniques.
Jun 28 2011 12:37AM
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THAT-GUY
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
AND BY THIS WHAT HE REALLY MEANS IS HE WAS DOING HER DOGGY STYLE AND HE SLIPPED INTO THE WRONG HOLE. SHE PROBABLY RESPONDED WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS, "UM THAT IS MY ASS".

NOW SCHOON IS ALL BUTT HURT AFTER GETTING CHEATED ON, SO AS A CONSOLATION "HE TOOK HER ANAL VIRGINITY"

SCHOON YOUR DICK IS PROBABLY TOO SMALL TO STAY IN THE RIGHT HOLE, OR SHE WAS A FAT ASS
Jun 28 2011 12:37AM
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hundreds
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you sir need to get laid
Jun 28 2011 12:40AM
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real_talk
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
did she cheat on you by doing anal with another guy?
Jun 28 2011 12:53AM
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Bodhisattva_
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So if you sell drugs you deserve to get cheated on?
Fuck you. The least you can do it show some respect you piece of shit. What the fuck does selling drugs have ANYTHING to do with your girlfriend? Nothing. And he didn't claim to be an OG drug dealer. If you are talking about the thread I think you are, we were discussing selling oz's of weed and some mali and ecstasy. Far from OG drug dealer. So you sir, can suck a dick.
Jun 28 2011 12:57AM
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Blindsurfer
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u must be one of the 40 virgins waiting for osama
Jun 28 2011 1:00AM
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THAT-GUY
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
IT'S 76 VIRGINS, IF THAT IS HOW YOU ARE GOING TO INSULT ME DO IT RIGHT.

FOR ALL FOR WORRYING ABOUT IF I AM GETTING MINE. I WOULD LIKE TO ASSURE YOU THAT I AM. THANK YOU.

NOW BLESS ME WITH YOUR "KARMA"
Jun 28 2011 1:13AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Obvious troll is obvious.
Jun 28 2011 1:16AM
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RubberSoul
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for real dude, this. anyway youve heard it too many times im sure but there are more fish in the sea. hot sexy tight fish that are dying to get on your knob and have no interest in cheating on you
Jun 28 2011 1:18AM
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THAT-GUY
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
AH DAMNIT YOU GOT ME! I MEAN THIS KID IS AN OBVIOUS WINNER, AND I JUST CAN'T WRAP MY BRAIN AROUND WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO CHEAT ON HIM.

THE GIRL WAS A REAL WINNER TOO, I MEAN SHE MUST HAVE "LOVED" HIM TO LET HIM "TAKE" HER ANAL VIRGINITY. WHORES WILL BE WHORES.

TOO BAD THAT IS ALL YOU WILL BE GETTING
Jun 28 2011 1:22AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Nah, i just fucked her in the ass. We did it a bit actually. not every time but about once a week. its fun feels awesome. and to the other guy no she probably didn't cheat on me by getting fucked in the ass she wasn't a huge fan of it... i wouldn't like getting it in the ass hahah. She was just really uncool about an argument we had. We were semi long distance like she goes to csu i go to CU im in california this summer. we have seen each other four times this summer. we saved up to fly back and forth for the summer when we wanted to see each other. we got in a kinda big fight cuz she was being inconsiderate the other night. she was at some country festival and i had a really rough day about three days ago and she was just very unsympathetic and wouldn't give me the time to vent and let her know what had happened. we argued it escalated and last night i told her if she couldnt take ten minutes out of her day to give me a call and talk some things out i just wasnt going to deal with it she called we talked it out and decided that we would talk tuesday (tomorrow) when she got home. so we were still a little upset nothing that couldnt be fixed with a skype call she got pissed and fucked a guy last night whilst drunk. she claimed we weren't dating, we were haha we definitely never broke up. Basically i don't care even if i had broken up with her she still would have fucked a guy within three hours. thats just uncool. so i heard that today said what i needed to.. used alot of cunts, sluts, and whores in it. told her that when weren't dating at one point this year i had sex with a girl she hates. told her all the girls i had sex with or got head from at school while we were broken up at little points throughout the year. I am in no means a saint. and when we would break up i would go find other girls. but i never cheated. she did. so i am just not gunna have that. thanks to everyones positive vibes. to the other kids who are being rude. whatever honeybadgers dont care and neither do I.
Jun 28 2011 1:26AM
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Just_Send_It
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well "that guy" just ruined your thread.

im sorry man heres a funny picture.

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Jun 28 2011 1:27AM
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Stickity
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my mom almost cheated on my dad
blows big time
Jun 28 2011 1:31AM
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real_talk
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
1. you're probably the only guy out there that thinks fucking a girl in the ass feels awesome

2. she didn't cheat on you doing it that means you own her soul.
Jun 28 2011 1:32AM
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THAT-GUY
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
ACTUALLY IT DOES.

YOU HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED
Jun 28 2011 1:34AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Might not be very consoling but i recently lost the love of my life to alcohol. You will get over it. I did. I acctualy saw her today when i was long boarding. I was on the sidewalk paying no attention to traffic but for some reason i looked up for 3 seconds and i saw her driving her moms green jag. It amazes me how the heart can feel things our brains cant comprehend. In the words of Jack Johnson "Love is the answer, at least for all the questions in my heart, like why are we here, where so we go, and how come its so hard."
Jun 28 2011 1:39AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'm sorry man. Basically the way i look at it is that it was already sooo much work put in to date her this summer and even at school. I'm involved at CU with my fraternity, COLLEGE ahah, and social life. It was hard we dated for a year and a half broke up for about two weeks at a time about 4 times last year. And honestly it sucks having a girl cheat on you. Even if you break up with a girl and hate her if you hear she had sex with some dude it sucks. But I'm gunna be positive. Now when i fly back to colorado i can see my friends and friends only. I love having that strange. I love meeting people i love meeting girls i love hitting on girls. Now i can do that with out feeling guilty i can have fun with no remorse or second guessing. I'm sorry man keep your chin held high there is always a better person out there for you. And you will meet her. Your heart will get broken again. And you will love a girl more than the girl you loved the most you know. Frankly I'm happy I didn't have to break up with her and get back together again which was inevitable. It won't happen again sluts a cheater sluts always a cheater. good riddance.


and yes to get this on record. I ENJOY FUCKING GIRLS IN THE ASS. i always did it with out a condom with her and have gotten poo poo on muh dick. its gross. but i don't care ill still fuck an ass. also for the record I LOVE THAT SWEET VAGINA MORE.
Jun 28 2011 1:55AM
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TOK
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fuck off.
Jun 28 2011 2:32AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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stop being that guy

oh wait
Jun 28 2011 2:35AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
girls suck ass, i had oen hurt me reak bad at school. just watcha ton of your favorite showm, and no matter what, lifge goes on.

i shall leave you witha c;lassic scrubs moment
Jun 28 2011 2:36AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Made me laugh so hard i love that scene ahhaa thanks brutha



also the slow clap put a big smile on my face haaaha
Jun 28 2011 2:38AM
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Brock.
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Suck it the fuck up and take her forgiveness like you took her anal virginity.
Jun 28 2011 2:39AM
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BenWhit
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im glad i could bbn of service. im drunk, but not one cheese!
Jun 28 2011 2:42AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Yea it has been a hard experience but in hindsight, i wouldn't say i am glad it happened but i don't really mind it. You see the world in a whole new light after your heart has been broken and healed. I see the simple beauty of the world and I am more aware of emotion in others and myself. I also feel like i take less for granted. Another thing that i noticed was before i liked certain songs but now i really love certain songs and i have memories that song stir up they actually mean something to me they aren't just good sounding.. Idk i am kind of ranting but i guess if i had to sum it up it has made my life....deeper, finding meaning in simple things. For me it is almost worth the heart break.
Jun 28 2011 2:43AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Well. you are definitely a more sensitive guy than i am but i can relate brotha. Personally its gunna be easier for me to be happy cuz the only reason i saw her was because i wanted to like i said im in california for summer, and i go to a different college than her. I will never see her again. Along with my main bitch mary jane and the freedom of being back on the single game the healing process will be way easier. Mary jane to forget and mary and jane to blow me at the same time hahahah... then i snap a pic of the menage trois and send it to my ex. hahah nahhh jk but just getting some strange will be good for me. get my mind on another girl.
Jun 28 2011 2:48AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Yea haha ganja was something i lost contact with but we are back to being buds now. No pun intended,
Jun 28 2011 2:52AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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hmmm should have read the rest of the thread first, my bad, heres this



and this
Jun 28 2011 2:53AM
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caturdaze
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Jun 28 2011 2:57AM
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CJHski
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fuck her, yeah it sucks, but if she does shit like that then you know she is a terrible person.  Don't let it get to ya, she's the shitty person.
Jun 28 2011 2:58AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i think i hooked up with somebody on fridaynight, dumped girl on saturday, she was pissed and keeps texting me and leaving me messages saying she loves me and misses me . what the fuck do i do? and yes this what she probably looks like.
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Jun 28 2011 10:10AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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fuck sorry for the double.
Jun 28 2011 10:12AM
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.frenchy
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hahah what'd you say to her?
Jun 28 2011 10:22AM
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maximiliaan
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i agree
Jun 28 2011 10:25AM
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