HOLY CRAP
YO GUYS, we were seshing some mad urban tonight, when ALL OF A SUDDEN, we turn the corner coming up to my house, some sketchy ass van was wrapped around the light post and myself, B_ran and P.Dog were like. omg. and so i called the 5-o. Sketchy ass brown guy comes around the corner covered in blood and drugged out on some hard smack. I tell dispatch he's lurkin hard and they're like let us talk. he bullshits some excuse then hangs up. looks at me and is all "YO MAN, YOU POP "E"? "
I WAS LIKE, no way man, that's for suckas.
he says, well i'll pay you 2 or 3 g's to not tell the cops im not supposed to be in alberta, im from regina
then the cops show up, shit gets nasty quick, i spill my beans to the cops, fill out a police report AND IM TWEAKIN HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
anyways, post memes.