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How to roll a perfect joint by wiz khalifa

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monsterdong11
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Dec 14 2010 11:33AM
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Mr.Feeny
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fuuuuuuu that joint looked delicious. gettin high in a hot tub listenin to ya boy curren$y... what could be better?
Dec 14 2010 11:45AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I roll a better j than Wiz... Its all about the inside out method, it doesn't run at all. This way you dont have to fix the run with a lighter like wiz did, which makes the J burn faster...
Dec 14 2010 2:39PM
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Tortao
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lots of things, namely
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Dec 14 2010 2:43PM
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dbstar
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haha that is a shitty joint... whats with the twist thing to keep it all in? and running? wiz... your a newb.
Dec 14 2010 2:45PM
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RubberSoul
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naw your j quality is like a bell curve, it obviously gets better and better for a while, then at some point after the 800th j you realize you don't give two fucks what it looks like and just rol the damn thing, at that point youre obviously good enough to roll a nice j in 2 seconds but you don't waste your time with filters and making sure it's perfectly round and shit
Dec 14 2010 2:48PM
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chardi
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what a noob. i only roll cross joints.
Dec 14 2010 2:52PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Thats retarded. The better the J the better it smokes, so why roll something shitty? Especially if you smoke a lot of bud, you wanna get the most out of it.
Dec 14 2010 2:53PM
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ImNotARacist
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When you smoke as much bud as that dude, wasting weed is the last thing on his mind.

And to the dude that said you put the filter in first, thats a preference. I use to put it in then roll and used the filter to stop the product from falling out but now I stuff her in, If you roll the filter tight it will expand out and make the end nice and tight.
Dec 14 2010 3:03PM
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dex.
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hey im in this video

also, who wears hats in a hot tub?
Dec 14 2010 3:03PM
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localonvolkls
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shits retarded. that fool can't roll for shit.
Dec 14 2010 3:06PM
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Bar_Down
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that fuckin twisty plate method shit is pretty dumb in my opinion. you can fully have a conversation with someone while in the back of a car and still be able to roll a nice J without using that method, the weed isnt gonna fall out unless you're retarded. and ya whats up with him having to light it 73.5 times?? i expected better from him to be honest
Dec 14 2010 3:12PM
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dex.
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there are some angry stoners in this thread.... calm down bros
Dec 14 2010 3:13PM
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chardi
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were joking. go roll up another yourself
Dec 14 2010 3:18PM
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RubberSoul
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i think i subscribe to the "jamaican" school of ruling from my years of working and blazing with them, just roll the damn thing and smoke it. dont get me wrong they smoke well and don't canoe, and the mouthpiece is nice without a filter cause i roll it into a cone on that end, but wasting time with filters and making sure it looks like a cigarette just aren't on my priority list. different strokes!
Dec 14 2010 3:19PM
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Anathema
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he must work out

Dec 14 2010 3:21PM
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J.Braun
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man, for havin such a rep for smokin, he can't roll a decent joint. how embarrassing.
Dec 14 2010 3:22PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Heres a little stoner tip for you guys that I learned from a good buddy of mine. Don't worry about bud falling out when your rolling. Once your done rolling leave the end open that your going to light, put the J in your mouth, and then suck up the rest of the bud as if the J were a straw...works like a charm everytime
Dec 14 2010 3:24PM
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localonvolkls
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thats actually pretty sweet ima try that next time i roll
Dec 14 2010 3:57PM
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chieftain
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this guy
Dec 14 2010 4:01PM
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MADDECENT
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Dec 14 2010 4:12PM
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ThaLetterM.
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not that impressed...but it's better than curren$y, who rolls ez widers and uses a joint roller.
Dec 14 2010 4:20PM
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thelizards
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hell yes wiz khalifa. fuck haters
Dec 14 2010 5:41PM
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theabortionator
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Fucking noobs. He's just trying to look cool for all ya 12 year olds that just took yur first toke.
Dec 14 2010 5:42PM
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JewRad
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i think i know what he is saying, know what i'm sayin?
Dec 14 2010 6:01PM
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MCNUGGETS
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Nope
Dec 14 2010 6:11PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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wut. why wont everybody just use a 3 dollar joint roller from a gas station t gives you a perfect j in like 3 seconds
Dec 14 2010 6:14PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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I felt like Dave Chapelle should really consider making a parody of this.

That and he has a lot of tattoos...
Dec 14 2010 6:15PM
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Balgus
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you dont deserve to have that username.
Dec 14 2010 6:20PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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wait wut?
Dec 14 2010 6:21PM
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RubberSoul
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he's saying that since you support rolling with a rolling machine, you "don't deserve" to have the name sour diesel, which leads me to my general reaction to a lot of this thread

there is no one way of rolling "correctly," there are multiple ways and it comes down to preference after a good amount of experience. some people like filters, some people like to use rollers, some people want their j's to look like a cig, some can't stand more paper than is absolutely necessary.

if you're so interested in showing people how knowledgeable you are about smoking, realize that being a rolling snob is the best way to make people dislike you. as long as it smokes nicely there is no right or wrong way. okay /rant
Dec 14 2010 6:25PM
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Jamerson
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how to roll a joint.
grind weed in whatever manner you choose
put that shit in a paper, any paper
and ROLL IT

no complications

Dec 14 2010 6:27PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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trollin, trollin, trollin on a river

Dec 14 2010 6:40PM
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JahJahBinks
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Why, cause he's efficient
Dec 14 2010 6:41PM
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MADDECENT
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No, because he does it the same way 11 year old kids that make mashups do it.
Dec 14 2010 6:43PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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why dont you like mashups?
Dec 14 2010 6:44PM
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JahJahBinks
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alright, haha I lold.
Dec 14 2010 6:48PM
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.frenchy
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Hahaha.
black n yellow
Dec 14 2010 6:51PM
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Poon_Handler
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It bet your one of those kids that still cares what strain your smoking. You'll soon be enlightened and not give a fuck how round your J is.
Dec 14 2010 6:53PM
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[-mvee-]
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oh yes agreed
Dec 14 2010 7:13PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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HAHA nice assumption bro. All you have to do though is look at my icon which proves your wrong.
Dec 14 2010 7:16PM
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Jamerson
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for the most part i agree with this, but there is one flaw. You are right people make a REALLY big deal out of strain names, Dank is dank in most cases. But depending on genetics different buds can have far different characteristics. it may be taste or the high produced, but all well grown strains can have different traits.

but i would be willing to bet half of these kids have never been exposed to such medical grade herb

and as for rolling methods there is now a rollers cult.
anyone who has perfected their own method of rolling should share it there for a collaboration of J rolling expertise, im sure there is some rolling talent on here
Dec 14 2010 7:20PM
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.Annydrew.
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please tell me why you would use a filter?
Dec 14 2010 7:21PM
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.Annydrew.
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ma bad, in the us, you call roaches filters..
Dec 14 2010 7:23PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Pretty much all you have to remember is that sativas are much better than indicas, at least in my opinion. And that the purp comes out in the winter, otherwise I dont really give a fuck about what Im smoking as long as its fire. Its hard to find shitty bud in CO and im not complaining ha
Dec 14 2010 7:27PM
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RubberSoul
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right, so the day i'm buying my grass at a legit store, it'll be great to peruse the different tastes and highs in the same way people pick and choose from all different kinds of wines and liquors. unfortunately that's not the case yet, so it's still really annoying to listen to people talk about the white widow x sour diesel they're selling etc etc you feel me?
Dec 14 2010 7:27PM
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Jamerson
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ya man everyone has there own preference. some people like to be couch locked others like a trippy energetic high.
lucky you, colorado is one of our nations more "green" states

Dec 14 2010 7:31PM
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Jamerson
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for sure, but having a nuts strain name. although most of the time false is a great selling strategy for the common dope dealer, but yea who gives a fuck when your choice is either bud or no bud
Dec 14 2010 7:33PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Threads for when off probation
Dec 14 2010 8:12PM
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BEARS.
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i was hoping hed drop it in the tub.
Dec 14 2010 9:38PM
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Bar_Down
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fuck, i did that a few months ago, i was fuckin RATTLED

but it was after i had finished rolling it so i just let it dry overnight and smoked it the next day aha
Dec 14 2010 9:44PM
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