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Christmas Gift for My Father

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SgtSteamy
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My dad is a machinist buff. He loves spending hours upon hours out in the garage milling, playing on his lathe, and welding. I noticed he has a few posters with measurements and graphs used for referencing various information. It's pretty common for guys to have these charts as there is a lot of math involved and it's easier to just look it up rather than calculating it every time.

WELLS.

I hopped on Photoshop and came up with this [below] using various graphs that I had seen in his shop. I decided against getting it framed, fearing of hurting my mom's feelings. I'll have to figure out something else for my dad's gift. But I thought I out to share with SOMEBODY.

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Dec 12 2010 11:30PM
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JIBpsy^^
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The tits are big but the face is kinda ratl ike

Dec 12 2010 11:32PM
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.JPolster
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Good work. But i think there could have been a better pic chosen
Dec 12 2010 11:32PM
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cooper.fry
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agreed.

still, a solid 7.
Dec 12 2010 11:36PM
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SgtSteamy
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Ha. Yeah I probably should have put more effort into finding the model. I spent like 2 minutes finding her. And like an hour photoshopping. *Facepalm*
Dec 12 2010 11:42PM
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timmi
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haha any dad would love that. good work. My dad picked out his gift from me to himself.
Dec 12 2010 11:43PM
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soulskier
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you put all that time into it and youre not giving it to him? its a cool idea, perfect for a man cave
Dec 12 2010 11:46PM
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squibble
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cool
Dec 12 2010 11:48PM
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Jamestown
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Do the same thing, but have your mom pose for the picture.
Dec 12 2010 11:48PM
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JIBpsy^^
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well that would be awkwad as hell taking the picture
Dec 12 2010 11:51PM
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SgtSteamy
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I spat out my drink when I read this. Serious LOL.
Dec 12 2010 11:53PM
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vincentlee223
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Well if his garage is considered a man cave then your mom can quit her bitchin. no offence to your mom or anything..
Dec 12 2010 11:53PM
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steep
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Holy tits
Dec 12 2010 11:55PM
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Jamestown
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Then imagine staring at it for an hour while photoshopping it.
Dec 12 2010 11:58PM
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JamesR
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Anyone that noticed her face is clearly a faggot
Dec 12 2010 11:59PM
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JIBpsy^^
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all in all that is a bad idea unless you are immune to staring at your mom in a bikini for extended periods of time, or you have someone else to do it.
Dec 13 2010 12:00AM
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Mr.Feeny
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not the hottest model but its still sick, im sure he'll like it
Dec 13 2010 12:35AM
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LS.
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buck tooth sally
Dec 13 2010 1:54AM
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canterbury
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she's not very hot
Dec 13 2010 2:30AM
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Kotke
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Check out the tits on that one. Bazinga!
Dec 13 2010 2:34AM
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HermioneGranger
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Not even the worst part... Think about all the time you would have to spend photoshopping the photo. Anyways, I say frame the fucker and secretly stick it up in his workshop.
Dec 13 2010 2:43AM
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SgtSteamy
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****UPDATED****

My dad's birthday is today. I decided to go with this instead

[/img]http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3994/dadrgbsmallonline.jpg[/img]

Hope he likes it. The original is much larger and I hope will look fine framed in the garage.
Feb 25 2011 4:32AM
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SgtSteamy
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Ah fart. I fucked up the embed.
Click for larger image
Click to enlarge.

Feb 25 2011 4:33AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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uh, fuck yes
Feb 25 2011 10:09AM
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midwestpowhunter
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super thoughtful dads are hard to shop for so you have to be creative. My dad is a crazy gym goer and he is super steezy in his own 58 year old way. Neon cut off shirts and spandex bike shorts. I got him some custom nike shox in like 6 crazy colors monogramed to say trouble maker on the heels. he loves em. first time i ever succeeded at buying him something he likes and uses.

Feb 25 2011 10:16AM
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