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Zombie Apocalypse.

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robert77
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Sep 17 2010 10:30PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
a home phone
Sep 17 2010 10:30PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
LAMP LETS GO
Sep 17 2010 10:30PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
a book case... so should i educate them?
Sep 17 2010 10:31PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
a wall fml
Sep 17 2010 10:32PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
staple these mother fuckers
Sep 17 2010 10:33PM
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brosicle
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
zombie noobs.

I've bin down with zombie b4 being down with zombies was a thing.


Sep 17 2010 10:37PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
broken hockey stick bitches
Sep 17 2010 10:38PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
or a tire iron
Sep 17 2010 10:39PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
A glass, a notebook, and some Abriva. Crap
Sep 17 2010 10:50PM
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Sa6a
Posts: 166 - Karma: 11
sharp football trophy....get at me zombie
Sep 17 2010 10:52PM
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Heyawhatsup
Posts: 424 - Karma: 4
Ak47 those muthafuckas won't know what hit em! Mainly because they are mindless zombies
Sep 17 2010 10:58PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
o rly?
Sep 17 2010 11:00PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
a blanket, shiiiiiiit
Sep 17 2010 11:01PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
pencil sharpener

lets go
Sep 17 2010 11:02PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Bag of pretzels imma live forevah!
Sep 17 2010 11:03PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
a bottle of listerine and a tin. shittttt
Sep 17 2010 11:05PM
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steezyted
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da fuck is a chair gonna do
Sep 17 2010 11:07PM
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Nikula
Posts: 183 - Karma: 3,277
hahahahah a box of "economy grade stainless steel scubbers"
i am dead
Sep 17 2010 11:12PM
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Heyawhatsup
Posts: 424 - Karma: 4
Ya rly
Sep 17 2010 11:14PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
weed and a pipe i think i'll just wait it out
Sep 17 2010 11:15PM
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Heyawhatsup
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Ya rly
Sep 17 2010 11:15PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Pillow. Ill smother them.
Sep 17 2010 11:16PM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
a printer, damn im screwed
Sep 17 2010 11:23PM
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Martyr
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Robert77
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Canadian Flag
Sep 17 2010 11:23PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
chair. look beyond what i see?
fridge(contents) kettle, coffee maker, waffle iron, rice cooker.

im fucked. i cant lift this chair.
Sep 17 2010 11:35PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
A door? I guess i hide from them?
Sep 17 2010 11:36PM
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ch@se
Posts: 790 - Karma: 71
A tactical vest fully loaded with an m4 strapped on the back, 8 magazines, sidearm, a variety of grenades, radio, knife, first aid kit, and anything else that might be useful.

Actually, it's a bottle of febreze. Zombies hate that shit though, so I've heard.
Sep 17 2010 11:47PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
the big lebowski 10th anniversary edition with over 3 hours of bonus features. should keep them occupied.
Sep 17 2010 11:58PM
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cottage_steeze
Posts: 564 - Karma: 58
guitar, fuck ya!
Sep 18 2010 12:05AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
Multiple beer bottles. Yeah, im drunk. So fuck it


Sep 18 2010 12:07AM
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intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
a small palm tree and a humidifier.
Sep 18 2010 12:10AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Bigass bundle of legal sized paper. Let's bludgeon some living dead
Sep 18 2010 12:11AM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
a pillow........ZOMBIE PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!
Sep 18 2010 12:13AM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
the side of my couch.fuck.caoch.fuck.coach.fuck.gucci.fuck.cuch.
Sep 18 2010 12:16AM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
bottle of napoleon brandy. Thatll do.


Sep 18 2010 12:21AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
emeco chair stolen from college
Sep 18 2010 12:22AM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
an ak47
Sep 18 2010 12:28AM
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12
beer, zombies just want to party.
Sep 18 2010 1:39AM
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no_steeze
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a pillow. god dammit
Sep 18 2010 1:40AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
a wall, i'm fucked
its not even a full wall, damn 1/2 walls
Sep 18 2010 1:41AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
SLUSH MUG!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 18 2010 1:46AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
a lightbulb
Sep 18 2010 1:47AM
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12

i misunderstood on my first posting and posted what I would use to fight them. 

wtf can i do with a plastic cup.  Oh wait scoop their eyes out.  Break the cup and use the sharp pieces as dual knives.  Shove the cup down their throat.  Throw the cup causing a distraction and then deliever a falcon punch.  Toss the unknown contents of the cup on the zombie disoranting it.  Put cup over zombie mouth so it can't breath, zombies can't breath out their nose usually.  Use the cup as something to make the zombie trip and break his bones.  Yell into the cup and make loud weird noises, zombies are afraid of elephant type nosies.  Rip the cup in two and use that man moment as my opertunity to go into hulk mode and rip the shit out of that mother fucker for stepping foot on my fucking planet because i'm fucking pissed at things that try and kill me for no fucking reason.  FUCK zombies. 

i just saw resident evil some i'm pumped for killing zombies

Sep 18 2010 1:48AM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
A key and the magnet thing to get into my dorm on a subaru lanyard, and scissors. The scissors are sharp too. I cut myself on it really bad like two days ago.

So I guess I'll hide in my dorm and not let them in, and those who do get in will be stabbed.


Sep 18 2010 1:48AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
my grandfather...
Sep 18 2010 1:49AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
computer monitor
Sep 18 2010 1:50AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
AIR CONDITIONER
Sep 18 2010 1:55AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
A jar of peanuts.
Sep 18 2010 1:56AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
Glass of milk.


fml.
Sep 18 2010 2:02AM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
My back pack, a carton of orange juice, my phone, a lighter, an empty box to a bottle of patron, and a bong.


I think I'm gonna just use the back pack to transport my goods to higher ground, use the empty box to start a small fire, and relax by the fireside while i watch the show and tweet about it.
Sep 18 2010 2:05AM
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