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I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE! CHOOSE ONE FOR ME!

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Big_Spence
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"sometimes when i get out of the shower, bruno sniffs at my penis. but i never let him lick it."
-Peter Rindal

that was my submission for my senior quote. because it uses the word penis, it got turned down. :-(
so please NS, give me some non-vulgar quotes to use.

I NEED TO TURN IT IN BY 12:30 TODAY. SO THINK FAST!

whoever submits the winning quote will win some dicuts or something.

kthxbai,
Spencer
Apr 9 2010 12:55PM
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prontocuts.com
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prontocuts.com bitches
Apr 9 2010 12:56PM
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MACAQUE
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Get money, get paid.
Pee in her butt
Life's too short not to go big. Gotta go big.

Apr 9 2010 12:56PM
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prontocuts.com
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  • "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." -einstein
Apr 9 2010 12:58PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things
Apr 9 2010 1:00PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
disregard females, acquire currency.
Apr 9 2010 1:04PM
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low_fidelity
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Don't Try
Apr 9 2010 1:06PM
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Phormat
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"If the red rivers a flowin, take the dirt road home." or "Take life as it comes in your face and runs down your chin"
Apr 9 2010 1:06PM
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Noss.
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THIS
Apr 9 2010 1:07PM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16

what if you just took that and switched penis with wang or dong or winky (or whatever)? i mean it wouldnt be exactly what Mr. Rindal said but it would still be funny as fuck

Apr 9 2010 1:07PM
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montanan
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just another day in da zoo
Apr 9 2010 1:08PM
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Kangbang
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you reap whaqt you sow. in other words. what comes around goes around

Apr 9 2010 1:10PM
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Big_Spence
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Cant. Plus they already know what the quote is about, so I doubt they would accept a variation.
Apr 9 2010 1:10PM
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Ben.
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how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?



the faunt got bigger!


FIRST!
Apr 9 2010 1:11PM
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derbski
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"Gerald Ford's Economics are the worst thing to happen to America since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking"- Lyndon B. Johnson

"What do you mean 'Where's your girl?', She's probably with your man"- Afroman

"Life's a garden, dig it"- Joe Dirt
Apr 9 2010 1:12PM
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DBabay
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If it don't make dollas, it don't make sense
Apr 9 2010 1:13PM
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hurrisun
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"I always let the cat bat my stream"

i dunno if u guys have cats but mine always creeps in to the bathroom and tries to touch my stream a stand up animal lover wold let him have his fun
Apr 9 2010 1:14PM
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Sufferboy
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ftw!
Apr 9 2010 1:15PM
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cubber
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life sucks then you DIE!
Apr 9 2010 1:37PM
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squibble
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i never did one. its not a big deal though just some hs shit. i suggest the disregard females acquire currency
Apr 9 2010 1:38PM
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cobra_commander
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In the end the Dream is not about getting there but enjoying the ride... TGR bloke, think Tod Jones
Apr 9 2010 1:38PM
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vermontsteez
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it aint eazy bein steezy



im so out of this world i make telescopes squint.
Apr 9 2010 1:40PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
'when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic'
Apr 9 2010 1:45PM
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Dr.Rick_Marshall
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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
-Mark Twain

Check out more of his quotes he has some really good ones.
Apr 9 2010 1:52PM
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MANDER
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Don't take life too seriously, you will never get out alive. - Warren Miller
Apr 9 2010 1:53PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

"when god gives you an apple, what do you do? you split it" - ian compton. im pretty sure it goes that way

Apr 9 2010 1:54PM
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hoodratz47
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"iam as strait as a Question mark!"     that will fit you good!
Apr 9 2010 1:56PM
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MACAQUE
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This
Apr 9 2010 2:01PM
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Hovan
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"you can cheat your way through school, but you can't cheat your way through life... I'm screwed"
Apr 9 2010 2:09PM
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Big_Spence
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your insults looses all validity when you use improper grammar.

and the Einstein quote is about to be the winner.
Apr 9 2010 2:14PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Whats the hardest part about roller blading? Coming out to your parents.
Apr 9 2010 2:22PM
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gustafari
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." -Steven Wright

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -Steven Wright
 
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal ideas from many is research." -Steven Wright

"Watch out for the big gurl" -Diplo
Apr 9 2010 2:38PM
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gustafari
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oh and this one too

"Monday is an awful was to spend 1/7th of your life." -Steven Wright
Apr 9 2010 2:40PM
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skiminnesota
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this would be perfect.
Apr 9 2010 2:41PM
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Snowgoner
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"Only the things that you truly love will you pursue with that energy, and for me my family, my friends, and skiing, that's it for me, that's my life. The joy I get from skiing...that's worth dying for."

- RIP CR Johnson
Apr 9 2010 2:43PM
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UFOsarereal
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"even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat"
-William Sloane Coffin

"study long, study wrong"
-Snoop
Apr 9 2010 2:45PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i couldn't think of anything so i put "gone skiing"
Apr 9 2010 2:48PM
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.frenchy
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"Pile up too many tomorrows and you'll find that you've collected nothing but a bunch of empty yesterdays"
Apr 9 2010 2:53PM
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prontocuts.com
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thanks babe
Apr 9 2010 2:55PM
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bstuck1
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Know Less
Understand More
Apr 9 2010 2:58PM
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ECB
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If your not first your last-Ricky bobby
Apr 9 2010 2:59PM
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Big_Spence
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this is the winner.
thanks for playing everyone.

and since Dan already owns a cutter sending him stickers won't really be a prize at all.
so i'll be sending him a picture instead....
Apr 9 2010 3:27PM
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Aaaron.
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UH OH
Apr 9 2010 3:51PM
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prontocuts.com
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hawt
Apr 9 2010 3:59PM
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1337
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CC it to me
Apr 9 2010 4:04PM
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cclan
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'too unoriginal to choose my own quote'
Apr 9 2010 4:04PM
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nickyp
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game's over dude
Apr 9 2010 4:08PM
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Dr._Handsome
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THIS
Apr 9 2010 4:17PM
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Shadows
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"some say they love god, but not love marijuana. it was a plant created by god; how could that be?"
Apr 9 2010 4:24PM
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LadySaGa
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"im naked in this picture from the waist down"

that was mine
Apr 9 2010 4:28PM
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HermioneGranger
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Imperialism. It's a lifestyle.
Apr 9 2010 5:29PM
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