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Sneeze...Fart...Pee...BLACKOUT

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racistpatsy
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My roomate just explained to me that when he got up to go pee last night he sneezed and farted at the same time while he was peeing, and this caused him to blackout. He woke up on the floor laying in piss. Im not sure of the science behind this but it is amazing.
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Malcolm
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hes lucky to be alive
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steezc-ross
Posts: 822 - Karma: 1,157
best thead ever omg i want to try
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J-Evs
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crazyyyyy
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
You know whats fun? Buy a rockstar, go use a store bathroom. Pour the rockstar out around the toilet, totally looks like someone pissed everywhere.
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Arabian.
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

You know what really sucks,  sneezing when you have diarrhea

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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 638
Next thing you know there are gonna be news stories on kids sneezing, farting, and peeing at the same time as the "new hip" way to get high.
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Ski4frnt4445
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pics or didnt it happen? haha jk but really thad be a funny fucking picture

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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 399
you know whats more fun? buying rockstar, drinking it, then use a store bathroom, and pee everywhere, making it not only look but smell like you pissed everywhere
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t-roy
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hahahaha nice. i'd like to see a fart sneeze cough hiccup and burp all at once.
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RudyGarmisch
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Who the fuck drinks rockstar?
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AcidKing
Posts: 284 - Karma: 10
You know when you sneeze real hard and kind of throw your head down? Maybe that's just me.

I sneezed when I was younger and smashed my head into the counter in the process one morning. Maybe that's why I'm a bit slower than average.
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
and than take a shit on the floor and rub it all over the walls....that'll teach um!
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[Dawn
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lol
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 399
rockstars, duh.
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
yea... I think im going to pass on the image of a guy pissing on himslef passed out...
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Yeah, the fact that he woke up in his own piss makes me question the guy who said he wanted to try it.
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paulgenovese
Posts: 528 - Karma: 374
I was in the middle of a sip of rockstar when i read this :(((
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Mr.Panda
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I can't stand the taste.
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spruitm
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me, cause were sponsored
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Arabian.
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Me ya jackass. Diet rockstar is actually really good.
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
I just realized trying to say 'Sneeze, Fart, Pee' 10 times fast is incredibly difficult
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
what's more amazing is how thread topics start out great during the day, and progressively throughout the day slowly make their way down to the pee, poop, and farting category
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12026 - Karma: 9,557
wow... this just happened to me.. but i fell back ward into my bathtub.. EPIC
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
posting this so you can read my sig...
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theabortionator
Posts: 52268 - Karma: 170,008
I'm no scientist but LOL WUT?
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
for reals?
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
fucking gross
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
you know why Bear Grylls is always seen drinking his own piss? You get an intense high from it and super strength, hence why he survives all the time. Everbody try this and report back with results.
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hoodratz47
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yeah.. just napped.. woke up to rock a piss. ran in to the bathroom and pissed finished peeing. bent over to make a loud fart. at that time i sneezed stood up fast. got all stary and light headed and fell backwards in to my bathtub....
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FerrisBueller
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thisss!
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
be careful...
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plorr
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For some reason i lost it so hard when i read the OP.
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
hahaahah same here bud
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db21
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oh my god me too. i laughed so hard ahahaa. thank you sir for that laugh
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BmoChop
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this thread had me laughing to myself like a moron.....i hope the epic continues.
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
at three bucks, i'd rather just piss everywhere
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Anathema
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kind of reminds me of when kids are swimming around in the pool and swallow some water and end up coughing / choking / burping / puking / crying all at the same time. i used to laugh my ass off when that would happen to people, and then watch them frantically tread toward the ledge so they can relax and breath..
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