POLL FORM EMBEDDED BELOW - PLEASE FILL ALL REQUIRED FIELDS:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScCFVb869hf-LgDNBI7d3dbQknwoiew70u5EiDopyHWG-IP9A/viewform?embedded=true
WE DONE DID IT AGAIN.
Did we say 5 finalists??? Well, we lied - it's a Dirty Dozen (12) this year, so ready your gag-reflex & punch your pukey ticket, it's time for a visionquest into Newschoolers' latest disasterpieces...
@ON3P x @Newschoolers are proud to present the
2024 WORST TOPSHEET EVER FINALISTS:
@ZlataAra - 20K GRILL
The most expensive way to ruin yearbook photos.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/25/1094825_926w_640h.jpeg)
@saraodanielsen - ALPACA-TUAH
Recently discovered to be a highly effective rail lubricant.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/07/1094807_926w_640h.png)
@hes_gone_randy - B-HOLE'D
"Are you a turd cutter aficionado? ...[H]old on to your butts, you leather cheerio lovers because I spy with my brown eye something that’s definitely knot porn..."
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/08/1094808_926w_640h.jpeg)
@Lukas17 - BON3RPILLZ
Ski harder.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/09/1094809_926w_640h.png)
@bryceisadude - DOODLE BUGGING
This file crashed the forum upload & admin computer - good job.(?)
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/12/1094812_926w_640h.jpeg)
@sfrank2 - FLY DOWNS
The skis your mom warned you about.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/13/1094813_926w_640h.png)
@oliroo100 - GIRAFFEZ
Handmade recognize Handmade.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/19/1094819_926w_640h.jpeg)
@JFU - ON3P3NS
For smoother, straighter lines.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/20/1094820_926w_640h.png)
@Poikenz - The Duchess
Ye Olde Solid Seven c. 1513.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/21/1094821_926w_640h.jpeg)
@Uncomfortable - TURTLEZ
We like turtles.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/22/1094822_926w_640h.png)
@BallClapper - WI3NERDAWG PRO
Wurst in Show.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/23/1094823_926w_640h.png)
@dannemans - WOOKYGOATZ
Will trim your grass & leave whippet canisters in your yard.
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/24/1094824_926w_640h.png)
In the 14 year history of the contest, NS remains undefeated - we hope you're as disgusted / proud of yourselves as we are of you:
![](https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/01/09/48/26/1094826_926w_640h.gif)
MUCH LOVE TO EVERYONE WHO VIEWED / COMMENTED / ENTERED - YA'LL ARE THE WORST.
💚ON3P
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