WORST TOPSHEET EVER 2024 - FINALIST VOTING POLL

WE DONE DID IT AGAIN.

Did we say 5 finalists??? Well, we lied - it's a Dirty Dozen (12) this year, so ready your gag-reflex & punch your pukey ticket, it's time for a visionquest into Newschoolers' latest disasterpieces...

@ON3P x @Newschoolers are proud to present the

2024 WORST TOPSHEET EVER FINALISTS:

The most expensive way to ruin yearbook photos.

@saraodanielsen - ALPACA-TUAH

Recently discovered to be a highly effective rail lubricant.

@hes_gone_randy - B-HOLE'D

"Are you a turd cutter aficionado? ...[H]old on to your butts, you leather cheerio lovers because I spy with my brown eye something that’s definitely knot porn..."

@Lukas17 - BON3RPILLZ

Ski harder.

@bryceisadude - DOODLE BUGGING

This file crashed the forum upload & admin computer - good job.(?)

@sfrank2 - FLY DOWNS

The skis your mom warned you about.

@oliroo100 - GIRAFFEZ

Handmade recognize Handmade.

@JFU - ON3P3NS

For smoother, straighter lines.

@Poikenz - The Duchess

Ye Olde Solid Seven c. 1513.

@Uncomfortable - TURTLEZ

We like turtles.

@BallClapper - WI3NERDAWG PRO

Wurst in Show.

@dannemans - WOOKYGOATZ

Will trim your grass & leave whippet canisters in your yard.

In the 14 year history of the contest, NS remains undefeated - we hope you're as disgusted / proud of yourselves as we are of you:

MUCH LOVE TO EVERYONE WHO VIEWED / COMMENTED / ENTERED - YA'LL ARE THE WORST.

💚ON3P