WE'RE DONE.

As in, we can't look at these a second longer - no one really "wins" in a race to the bottom so let's be honest: we're all losers here. If you're reading this on NS over a holiday weekend, it can be assumed you don't have a busy social schedule... us too ;)

However, as with every year, only the firmest, well-formed Golden Turds have found their way to the top of the sh*tpile.

@ON3P x @Newschoolers proudly present the

2023 WORST TOPSHEET EVER - BIGGEST LOSERS:

FAN FAVORITE: @lrob - FINGERBOARDS

Sometimes less is more - the original goldminer's tool reached deep into our hearts & gag reflexes.

FACTORY FAVORITE - @officechair - GOOD SOUP

There is something distinctly discomforting about this comfort food - warms the tummy, but in a need-to-poop-immediately kinda way.

It was outright shocking how high quality the entries were this year - if you made finals, you might find a little present in your DM soon... 😈

AS ALWAYS, MUCH LOVE TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED / ENTERED - YA'LL ARE THE WORST 💚