Blog post two: because why not im bored at school.
What the hell is going on? These critters have popped up everywhere today.
On my way driving to school, what did i see scurry across the road? You guessed it, not a badger. They are not indigenous to my area. Hurricane, West Virginia to be exact. But it was a raccon, and it sure as hell looked like a badger as it scampered across the road.
I get to school and what kind of shirt does the kid who wears animal shirts have on?, a wolf shirt. and i am 63% sure that badgers and wolves live in the same area. but now i am only 11% sure because the back of my mind is telling me that badgers live in england and as far as i know, there are no wolves in the UK.
I then think this crazyness is over until i log onto ns during my 3rd block. After clicking on the epic website thread i saw something that caught my eye, http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com (resist the urge to copy/paste that. i had to click it. I knew i was taking a risk, because in the library where i am, there was a staff meeting going on and i did not want anything obscene or noisy to appear on my comp. i decided to ignore those thoughts and clicked it. ....... NOOOOOOOOO i realized my mistake when the sound blasted out of my maxed volume. normally an offence like this would land you a couple days of suspension, but luckily i am a very good person and i was let off. I dont know what theyll think of me now. and so ends the day of the badger... for now at least.
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ ok, now click it. but be warned if others are anywhere near you.
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